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Clips from Master of None - Indians on TV (S01E01)

"I am proud of you."
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"You have removed your laser weapon, huh?"
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"Weapon is to kill, disassemble, make dead."
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"Unacceptable."
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"You have made many modifications upon your person, huh?"
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"You have come a long way from the Defense Department prototype."
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"You betcha."
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"It's the all-new Johnny Five."
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"Just look at these items."
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"You look, but you do not see."
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"Chilled monkey brains."
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"-Where are you from? -I am from India."
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"-Got you covered, Injun. Ha! -Oh!"
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"Ooh, somebody's having a party."
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"Singh, you got any plastic wrap, man?"
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"Yeah, in the back, next to the onions."
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"Wheeze the juice."
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"No, no, no wheezing the juice."
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"- Like I said, it was... - 7-Eleven."
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"Just be glad I did not buy a turkey Slurpee."
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"Yoga fire! Yoga fire!"
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"♪ Some call me the gangster of love ♪"
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"I'm Raj. I'm a Bollywood producer."
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"I'm looking for the most delicious thing on the planet."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Do you recognize the girl in this photo?"
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"I believe I remember her, yes."
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"She was wearing a red sweater."
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"I drove her to Penn Station."
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"Is something wrong?"
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"Is she okay?"
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"She's dead."
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"Her body was found in the magazine section"
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"of Barnes & Noble,"
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"propped up to look like she was reading."
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"My God."
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"Great job!"
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"Thanks so much for having me."
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"-Sure, we'll be in touch. -Yeah."
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"-Ravi! -Dev!"
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"-What's up, dude? -What's up, man?"
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"-How's it going? -Chilling, man."
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"Yo, watch out for the debris in there"
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"'cause I just destroyed that scene."
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"Really? The two lines for "unnamed cab driver"?"
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"Yeah, I crushed it, man. How you been, dude? You look good."
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"-Hey, do you work out? -Not really."
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"So my buddy Anush and I,"
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"we're really close on this pea protein."
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"It's all natural, non-GMO, fully organic,"
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"Desi-owned, chickpea-based protein."
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"It's called..."
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"Mumbai Muscle."
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"A pea protein marketed just towards the Indian weight-lifting community?"
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"Seems a little niche."
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"If you call a billion Indians niche."
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"Dude, I'm gonna go grab a coffee at Marlow."
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"You want to meet up?"
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"-Yeah, I'll come after this. -Okay."
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"Dev Shah?"
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"That's me."
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"Okay, we have Dev Shah reading"
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"for the role of "unnamed cab driver.""
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"You ready to go?"
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"Yeah, I even took a cab over here to research the role."
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"I love that."
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"Okay, let's begin."
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"Jess?"
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"Do you recognize the girl in this photo?"
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"I believe I remember her, yes."
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"I drove her to Penn Station."
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"She had a red sweater."
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"What's wrong? Is she okay?"
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"- She's dead."
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"Her body was found in the magazine section of Barnes & Noble,"
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"propped up to look like she was reading."
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"My God."
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"Okay. Thank you, Jess."
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"I want to try it again, but this time,"
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"we need you to do an accent."
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"You mean like an Indian accent?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Uh, you know, I'd rather not."
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"I just feel kind of weird doing that voice."
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"Is that okay?"
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"You know, Ben Kingsley did an accent in Gandhi,"
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"and he won the Oscar for it, so..."
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"But he didn't win the Oscar just for doing the accent."
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"I mean, it wasn't an Oscar for Best Indian Accent."
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"Also, might be strange to play Gandhi"
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"and talk like I'm talking now."
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"I would argue that the same could be said of this cab driver."
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"I would argue that that's kind of a weird argument to make."
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"Okay."
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"We'll be in touch."
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"Okay,"
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"but sounds like you won't be"
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"'cause of the whole accent thing."
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"Yeah, no."
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"Sorry."
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"All right."
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"Bye."
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"So how'd it go?"
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"Um, I didn't get it."
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"They wanted me to do an accent, so..."
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"What, you don't know how to do it? It's super easy, man."
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"I just do an impression of my Uncle Madu."
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"No, I know how to do it. I just feel weird doing that voice."
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"Do you always just do the accent?"
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"No, I don't always do it, but it's a cab driver."
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"I mean, I don't think it's a big deal."
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"Yeah, but isn't it frustrating,"
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"so much of the stuff we go out for is just stereotypes?"
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"Cab driver, scientist, IT guy."
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"Yeah, but it's not all like that. I mean, look at this."
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"I just got this one today."
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""Pradeep, East Indian man with a spiritual air,"
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"full of philosophical platitudes."
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"He runs a convenience store,"
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"has a funny Indian accent.""
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