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Clips from Master of None - Indians on TV (S01E01)

"This is not a good example."
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"Look, I get it."
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"There probably is a Pradeep who runs a convenience store,"
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"and I have nothing against him, but why can't there be a Pradeep"
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"just once who's, like, an architect,"
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"or he designs mittens or does one of the jobs"
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"Bradley Cooper's characters do in movies?"
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"Dude, I think about that too."
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"I just can't wait for that. I got to work."
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"And, look, in the meantime, I can do good things"
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"with this Pradeep money."
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"I mean, I can go donate money to charity."
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"I can buy cool clothes."
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"Well, at least they're actually"
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"getting Indian actors to do those roles now"
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"and not going the Short Circuit 2 route."
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"What's wrong with Short Circuit 2?"
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"They got a white guy to play an Indian guy."
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"What, the rob-- The robot movie?"
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"With Johnny Five?"
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"Wait, you don't know this?"
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"Wait, which Indian guy are you talking about?"
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"Dude."
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"-That guy's a white guy. -The robot or the Indian?"
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"The Indian guy is a white guy. That's Fisher Stevens."
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"-They used brownface makeup. -Wait, what?"
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"Yeah. They got a real robot and a fake Indian."
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"I'm sorry, man. I'm just..."
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"Wow, I'm experiencing a lot of emotions right now."
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"Man, that's, like, one of my favorite Indian actors."
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"Dude, it still happens. You see The Social Network?"
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"Max Minghella plays an Indian guy."
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"He's white. They browned him up."
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"No, no. I read that he's 1/16 Indian."
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"Who cares?"
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"If you go back far enough, we're all 1/16 something."
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"I'm probably 1/16 black."
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"You think they're gonna let me play Blade?"
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"Did you go out for The Social Network?"
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"Dude, I got the worst agents, man."
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"I mean, look. Those are extremes, right?"
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"There's stuff out there that's good,"
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"that's not stereotypes, you know."
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"Are you going out for Three Buddies?"
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"Three Buddies? What is that?"
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"It's this new sitcom. It's open ethnicity."
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"It's just three guys living in New York."
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"-No accent, nothing. -Can you forward that to me?"
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"-Sure. -I've got to fire my agents."
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"Oh, I just got a text from Anush."
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""I think Mumbai Muscle might be causing me to lactate.""
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"This is-- Dude, this is, like, a code red."
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"-I got to call him. -Sure. Go. Go for it."
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"Nush."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Slow down."
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"Are you sure it's milk?"
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"Well, dude, don't worry about the investment."
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"You got to get to the hospital."
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"He's lactating."
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"Hey, man, is this business casual?"
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"Am I supposed to wear a coat?"
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"Do I look too casual?"
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"Hey, well, that's what you get when you take a trip to the Bahamas."
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"That was really great, Dev."
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"-We'll be in touch. -Thanks so much."
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"-Dev. -What up?"
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"Dude, thank you so much, man."
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"-Good looking out. -Of course."
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"Hey, watch out for the debris in there."
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"Yeah."
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"Wait, what?"
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"I'm referencing what you said the other day."
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"About destroying the audition."
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"Oh."
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"Well, that interaction didn't go as planned."
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"Good luck, man."
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"All right, man."
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"Yo, so do y'all think we're gonna be the first generation"
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"to experience the singularity?"
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"What's that?"
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"Carla was telling me about it last night."
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"It's the idea of your mind fusing with the Internet"
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"and computers so man and machine become one."
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"Oh, fuck!"
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"My agent just emailed me and said I didn't get Three Buddies."
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"Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?"
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"Okay, so just fuck my interesting topic, then, I guess."
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"Whoa."
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"I think I accidentally got forwarded an email chain."
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"I'm not supposed to see this."
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"The show creator says, "Dev and Ravi are perfect.""
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"Then this executive Joan writes, "Totally agree."
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"Think we just found our first two buddies!""
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"Then this guy Jerry Danvers says, "Both really great,"
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"but there can't be two.""
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"Can't be two?"
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"What, can't be two Indian guys?"
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"Isn't that kind of messed up?"
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"Yes, because of racism."
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"This other person says, "Who do you like better, Ravi or Dev?""
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"He writes, "I don't know. Let's meet them both"
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"and see who can curry our favor, hahaha.""
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""Curry our favor"? Are you fucking serious?"
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"Damn. Man, if that email got leaked, that person would get fired."
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"Mm, I don't know. Come on, Denise."
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"People don't get that fired up about racist Asian or Indian stuff."
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"I feel like you only really risk starting a brouhaha"
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"if you say something bad about black people or gay people."
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"I mean, if Paula Deen had said,"
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""I don't want to serve Indian people,""
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"no one would really care."
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"They'd just go back to eating the biscuits."
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"Yeah, but Paula Deen didn't get in trouble anyway."
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"I mean, she gave some fake-ass apology"
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"and then went back to making fatty foods."
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"True, but she did have to apologize, right?"
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"Like, she had to go meet with Al Sharpton."
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"I mean, that's kind of the punishment, right?"
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"You got to find Al Sharpton and go have tea with him or whatever."
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"We don't have a person like that."
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