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Clips from South Park - Fishsticks (S13E13)

"an entrepreneur."
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"yes."
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"and you like fish dicks."
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"yes."
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"you're a gay fish."
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"no i'm not no gay fish."
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"just gay ?"
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"i'm not gay and i'm not a fish."
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"man !"
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"you are male."
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"damn right i'm male !"
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"a male that likes fish dicks."
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"yeah, i like fishsticks."
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"you like to put fish dicks in your mouth."
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"yeah."
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"you're a gay fish."
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"alright that does it !"
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"i'm gonna kick your motherfucking ass !"
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"and then it was on leno and jimmy kimmel show !"
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"dude, that's our joke on national television !"
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"we know, cartman."
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"* nya-nya nya-nya nyaaa nya *"
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"* we are comedy writers"
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"* and you guys aren't *"
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"* ha-ha ha-ha haaaa-ha *"
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"jimmy, i've been thinking."
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"we've got to patent the fishsticks joke."
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"patent ? yeah, dude."
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"there's lots of people out there using our joke"
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"on their shows."
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"we should be getting compensated."
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"well eric, that's really not how jokes work."
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"i mean, you know"
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"we should just be happy that the joke is so popular"
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"and made a lot of people laugh."
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"dude, fuck that !"
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"maybe you were writing jokes for people's amusement"
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"but i don't work for free."
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"i'm gonna talk to a lawyer"
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"so we get what's coming to us."
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"jimmy, exactly what part of the fishdicks joke"
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"did cartman write ?"
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"well... he didn't actually write any of it..."
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"he just uh..."
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"let me guess- you wrote the joke"
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"and cartman just laid on the couch eating twizzlers."
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"actually it was potato chips."
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"i knew it !"
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"don't let that fat turd walk all over you, jimmy !"
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"stand up for yourself !"
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"well i mean, he was in the room."
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"then just give him half."
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"what ?"
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"i like you, jimmy."
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"but you're not gonna win this."
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"consider yourself lucky he's only asking for half."
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"craig, if cartman didn't do anything"
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"then he doesn't deserve any of the credit."
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"yup."
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"and and if i had wheels, i'd be a wagon."
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"no dude, screw that !"
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"jimmy, if cartman didn't write the joke"
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"then definitely don't sign any patent papers with him !"
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"just say 'cartman,"
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"'you didn't have anything to do with this joke,"
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"and you know it !'"
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"just give him half."
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"there are a lot of people out there"
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"making up rumors about me"
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"that are malicious and untrue !"
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"but i am going to prove once and for all"
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"i am not a fish."
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"because i am a genius"
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"i have ascertained that fish have gills."
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"doctor, do i have gills ?"
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"he does not have gills."
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"you hear that, no gills."
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"so i can't be a fish."
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"and i'm a genius voice of a generation, so i'm not gay."
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"so that is that, alright, it's over."
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"now are there any questions ?"
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"do you like fishsticks ?"
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"love 'em !"
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"you're a gay fish."
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"no, i'm not, ahghghgh !!"
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"alright, recently..."
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"recently we've all come to know the fishsticks joke"
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"as probably the funniest, most awesome joke ever."
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"but who originally came up with it ?"
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"well, here's your answer-"
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"joining us tonight, the brains behind"
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"the incredible fishsticks joke --"
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"the one and only, carlos mencia !"
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"yeah, viva la mexico !"
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"so carlos, you've got a show on comedy central"
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"a stand up tour, where did you have time"
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"to come up with this classic joke ?"
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"well, you know, i was just kickin' it with my homies"
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"and my brain - you know my brain"
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"is always so full of ideas 'cuz i'm so funny and stuff..."
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"so i was all like -"
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""hey pepeeto, you like fishsticks ?""
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"and my homeboy says,"
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"'yeah carlos y'know you're so funny'."
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"and then it just occurred to me,"
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"'oh man, you must be a gay fish, holmes !'"
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"that's just how i came up with it, mi amigos !"
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"motherfucker !"
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"jimmy, dude, did you see ?"
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"carlos mencia is taking credit for our joke !"
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"really ?"
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"yeah dude, i told you this would happen."
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"now look, i got a lawyer to draw up some patent papers."
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"we've got to sign these so that people know"
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"that the joke belongs to you and me !"
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"uh... i don't know, eric."
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"i really don't think i want to sign that, very much."
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"but jimmy, some fat turd is taking credit"
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"for something he didn't do !"
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"well, to be perfectly f-f-frank, eric,"
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