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Clips from South Park - Fishsticks (S13E13)

"hey jimmy, what are you up to ?"
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"oh, hey eric."
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"i was just trying to write some new jokes"
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"for my comedy r-r-routine."
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"yeah well, you wanna do something ?"
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"i wanted to hang out with stan and kyle"
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"but they're all pissed off at me for something"
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"so i have to hang out with you."
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"sorry, eric, but i really need to work, very much."
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"i haven't written a good joke in over a week."
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"alright, well maybe i can help you."
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"you know, we can totally write some stuff together."
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"oh well sure,"
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"i've never really tried working with a partner"
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"but let's give it a sh-sho-"
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"sho-shotsgarrooski."
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"let's see... i was working on this-"
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"why does a squirrel swim on its back ?"
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"to keep his n-nuts dry..."
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"nah, that's not that funny."
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"let's try something else."
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"uh... a fireman and a p-p-pollack"
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"are eating marshmallows, when-"
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"no- no pollacks aren't that funny, dude."
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"try something else."
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"so the pope says"
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""what are you, a stinking evolutionist ?""
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"mehhh..."
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"here's some fruit, boys."
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"better for you than potato chips."
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"ooh, jimmy look out, there's a black widow !"
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"wow, thanks mom !"
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"you might'a saved my life !"
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"dude, if i'm trying to be creative i can't eat fruit -"
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"doesn't your mom have something more substantial to eat ?"
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"you can check the freezer."
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"there might be some frozen fishsticks or something."
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"if you like fishsticks..."
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"yeah, i like fishsticks."
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"wait a minute... fish sticks."
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"fish... dicks..."
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"oh my god, it's so obvious !"
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"how did i never think of it before ?"
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"dude, you got something ?"
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"alright just run with me on this, eric."
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"say eric, do you like fishsticks ?"
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"yeah."
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"you like putting fish sticks in your mouth ?"
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"yeah."
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"well what are you, eric..."
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"a gay fish ?"
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"fish dicks !"
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"oh dude that's funny as shit !"
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"i think we're really onto something here !"
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"let's try it out on the guys !"
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"oh, there's clyde, do it to clyde !"
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"yeah, yeah, let's do it to clyde !"
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"okay, okay, shhh, check it out."
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"uh hey there, clyde."
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"hey."
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"what's going on ?"
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"eric and jimmy came up with the funniest joke ever !"
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"say clyde, do you like fishsticks ?"
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"yes."
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"you like to put fishsticks in your mouth ?"
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"yes."
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"what are you, clyde, a gay fish ?"
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"you said you like fish dicks in your mouth"
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"that makes you a gay fish !"
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"ha-ha !! ha-ha !"
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"token, token, got a question for you."
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"token, do you like fishsticks ?"
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"fishsticks, yeah, i guess so."
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"shh shh, butters !"
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"you like putting fishsticks in your mouth ?"
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"yes."
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"a gay fish ? what are you, a gay fish ?"
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"ha ha haaaa !"
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"hey look there's kevin stoley !"
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"hey kevin do you like fishsticks ?"
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"hey... hey mackey."
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"do you like fishsticks ?"
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"fishsticks ?"
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"yeah, i like fishsticks, mkay."
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"oh hey, peterson, buying fishsticks i see..."
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"yeah, i like fishsticks."
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"what are you peterson, a gay fish ?"
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"and now here he is, jimmy kimmel !"
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"alright, hey how we all feeling tonight..."
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"so let me ask the guys in the audience a question-"
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"do you like fishsticks ?"
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"yes !yes ! yes."
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"huh... what are you, gay fish ?"
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"and so uh, hey paul..."
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"do you like fishsticks, paul ?"
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"uh... sure."
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"what are you paul, a gay fish ?"
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"so apparently more and more americans"
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"are eating fishsticks- have you see this ?"
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"have you read about this ?"
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"loving fishsticks."
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"kind of makes me wonder, you know ?"
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"what is everybody, a gay fish ?"
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"it is quite possibly the funniest joke ever conceived,"
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"and its origin is unknown."
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"the fishdicks joke crosses all borders"
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"all races all ages and ethnic groups"
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"and is slowly uniting our country."
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"in fact, the only person who appears to not get the joke"
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"is rapper kanye west"
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"who becomes furious when people use the joke on him."
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"yo' that is messed up, yo."
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"i am not gay."
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"and i sure as hell ain't no fish, alright ?"
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"you... really don't get it ?"
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"hey man, i'm a genius, alright."
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"i'm the most talented musician in the world."
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"if i was a homosexual or a fish, i would know !"
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"you're a rapper."
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"yes !"
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