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Clips from Cheers - House of Horrors with Formal Dining and Used Brick (S05E05)

Woody, they stand behind The curtain laughing And giggling,

"Woody, they stand behind The curtain laughing And giggling,"

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The way women do When they're taken With a man.

"The way women do When they're taken With a man."

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Can i have a couple Of drafts, woody?

"Can i have a couple Of drafts, woody?"

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Oh, hey, carla, Listen,

"Oh, hey, carla, Listen,"

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If you're still Searching out a new house,

"If you're still Searching out a new house,"

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I got a doosy Out there on my route.

"I got a doosy Out there on my route."

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I wrote out the particulars.

"I wrote out the particulars."

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Give me this.

"Give me this."

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Meadowview acres.

"Meadowview acres."

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I know where that is. I couldn't afford it--

"I know where that is. I couldn't afford it--"

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Hey, this thing Is in my price range,

"Hey, this thing Is in my price range,"

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Which means That it's either Built on quicksand

"Which means That it's either Built on quicksand"

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Or is currently on fire.

"Or is currently on fire."

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Look, carla, i looked at it And it looked all right to me.

"Look, carla, i looked at it And it looked all right to me."

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Come on, carla, Check it out. What do you got to lose?

"Come on, carla, Check it out. What do you got to lose?"

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You really think I should?

"You really think I should?"

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Yeah, remember what Your horoscope said today?

"Yeah, remember what Your horoscope said today?"

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"Take a chance. Explore other avenues."

""Take a chance. Explore other avenues.""

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That's right.

"That's right."

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And you know what, That jives with My other two horoscopes,

"And you know what, That jives with My other two horoscopes,"

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My tarot cards,

"My tarot cards,"

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And madame lavinda's Latest palm reading.

"And madame lavinda's Latest palm reading."

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I think i better go give This thing a look-see.

"I think i better go give This thing a look-see."

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I'll be back later.

"I'll be back later."

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Yeah, bye-bye.

"Yeah, bye-bye."

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Hey, mr. Peterson, I'm a leo.

"Hey, mr. Peterson, I'm a leo."

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What's my horoscope say?

"What's my horoscope say?"

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"Young bartender Should refill mug

""Young bartender Should refill mug"

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Of thirsty patron At corner bar."

"Of thirsty patron At corner bar.""

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Those things are so vague, They could apply to anyone.

"Those things are so vague, They could apply to anyone."

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Sammy, sammy, listen! I went to see that house,

"Sammy, sammy, listen! I went to see that house,"

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And it was perfect. I mean, listen to this.

"And it was perfect. I mean, listen to this."

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Me and the older Kids can have rooms Of our own.

"Me and the older Kids can have rooms Of our own."

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Oh-ho!

"Oh-ho!"

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And there's This big kitchen

"And there's This big kitchen"

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With formica As far as The eye can see.

"With formica As far as The eye can see."

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And there's grass, Sammy.

"And there's grass, Sammy."

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I mean, can you Imagine having grass Of your very own

"I mean, can you Imagine having grass Of your very own"

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To water and mow

"To water and mow"

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And lie down in Naked anytime You want?

"And lie down in Naked anytime You want?"

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That's the american dream, All right.

"That's the american dream, All right."

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Oh, oh, oh, There's a fireplace.

"Oh, oh, oh, There's a fireplace."

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Finally the kids Are going to have A place

"Finally the kids Are going to have A place"

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Where they're Supposed to start A fire.

"Where they're Supposed to start A fire."

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Ahh! I'm so excited!

"Ahh! I'm so excited!"

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I don't know What to do!

"I don't know What to do!"

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Carla, you're talking Like you've already Bought the place.

"Carla, you're talking Like you've already Bought the place."

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I did!

"I did!"

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You what? I bought it!

"You what? I bought it!"

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I did it!

"I did it!"

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How about that, huh?

"How about that, huh?"

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They took My first offer.

"They took My first offer."

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Went through Without a hitch.

"Went through Without a hitch."

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Your very first Offer?

"Your very first Offer?"

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Yeah, yeah, they could see I'd be a tough negotiator

"Yeah, yeah, they could see I'd be a tough negotiator"

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And buckled under.

"And buckled under."

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Oh! Well, when do you move in?

"Oh! Well, when do you move in?"

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In a few weeks, i gotta Wait for the loan to clear.

"In a few weeks, i gotta Wait for the loan to clear."

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But the guy at the bank Said not to worry.

"But the guy at the bank Said not to worry."

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So i'm not going to.

"So i'm not going to."

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Life is too wonderful To worry.

"Life is too wonderful To worry."

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Thank you! Carla, carla.

"Thank you! Carla, carla."

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Don't you think There's somebody else

"Don't you think There's somebody else"

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You ought to say Something to?

"You ought to say Something to?"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Cliff.

"Cliff."

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Stop. Don't move. Don't turn around.

"Stop. Don't move. Don't turn around."

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Don't say anything.

"Don't say anything."

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Just look At the floor.

"Just look At the floor."

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Huh? Just do as i said.

"Huh? Just do as i said."

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Cliff, i want To thank you

"Cliff, i want To thank you"

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For telling me About the house.

"For telling me About the house."

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You're welcome.

"You're welcome."

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Oh, puke! I knew You'd get mushy.

"Oh, puke! I knew You'd get mushy."

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I see the search For intelligent forms Of life continues.

"I see the search For intelligent forms Of life continues."

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Do you mind? You're in my light.

"Do you mind? You're in my light."

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I am your light.

"I am your light."

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Happy hunting. Ahh.

"Happy hunting. Ahh."

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Good evening, everybody.

"Good evening, everybody."

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All: norm!

"All: norm!"

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What's shaking, Mr. Peterson?

"What's shaking, Mr. Peterson?"

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What isn't?

"What isn't?"

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You haven't heard.

"You haven't heard."

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Carla bought that house I told her about.

"Carla bought that house I told her about."

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And she knew Its history?

"And she knew Its history?"

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What--what do you mean?

"What--what do you mean?"

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Well, the asking price

"Well, the asking price"

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Just seemed a little low For that area,

"Just seemed a little low For that area,"

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So i did a little Checking on my own.

"So i did a little Checking on my own."

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Oh, no, i don't think I want to hear this.

"Oh, no, i don't think I want to hear this."

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Yeah, apparently The house is built

"Yeah, apparently The house is built"

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Directly over The graveyard

"Directly over The graveyard"

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Of a seventeenth Century prison.

"Of a seventeenth Century prison."

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Ohh...God.

"Ohh...God."

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Wasn't exactly a white Collar prison, either.

"Wasn't exactly a white Collar prison, either."

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It was the worst Murderers and cutthroats Of their time.

"It was the worst Murderers and cutthroats Of their time."

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They executed Hundreds of them.

"They executed Hundreds of them."

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Oh! Oh!

"Oh! Oh!"

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Local legend has it That they're going To rise from the grave

"Local legend has it That they're going To rise from the grave"

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And seek revenge On whoever dares To live there.

"And seek revenge On whoever dares To live there."

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[All groaning]

"[All groaning]"

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Well, we all know How superstitious Carla is.

"Well, we all know How superstitious Carla is."

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Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god!

"Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god!"

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What's with him?

"What's with him?"

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He, uh, forgot His dry cleaning.

"He, uh, forgot His dry cleaning."

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Let me have a scotch And an irish coffee.

"Let me have a scotch And an irish coffee."

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I guess she doesn't know About it, huh?

"I guess she doesn't know About it, huh?"

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Of course She doesn't know.

"Of course She doesn't know."

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Would you buy a house That had that kind Of history?

"Would you buy a house That had that kind Of history?"

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Houses have karmas.

"Houses have karmas."

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Look at her, She's so happy.

"Look at her, She's so happy."

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But she has A right to know.

"But she has A right to know."

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Ah, i don't know.

"Ah, i don't know."

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It's always dangerous To mess with carla,

"It's always dangerous To mess with carla,"

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But especially When she's happy.

"But especially When she's happy."

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Like when frankenstein Was playing with The little girl,

"Like when frankenstein Was playing with The little girl,"

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You know?

"You know?"

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It's a bad time To go up to him With a torch.

"It's a bad time To go up to him With a torch."

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Terrible time, Terrible, terrible time.

"Terrible time, Terrible, terrible time."

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I don't know, I think diane's right,

"I don't know, I think diane's right,"

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