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Clips from Cheers - House of Horrors with Formal Dining and Used Brick (S05E05)

Sam: "cheers" is filmed Before a live studio audience.

"Sam: "cheers" is filmed Before a live studio audience."

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Oh, says here There's another Sighting

"Oh, says here There's another Sighting"

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Of the loch ness Monster.

"Of the loch ness Monster."

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Oh, yeah? Can you believe that?

"Oh, yeah? Can you believe that?"

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There's even A picture of him.

"There's even A picture of him."

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Wow, looks kinda like President reagan.

"Wow, looks kinda like President reagan."

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Thatisreagan.

"Thatisreagan."

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The other picture's The monster.

"The other picture's The monster."

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I wonder if they'll ever Catch that thing, huh?

"I wonder if they'll ever Catch that thing, huh?"

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Well, i for one Hope they never do.

"Well, i for one Hope they never do."

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I mean, do any of us Really want to see That poor beast

"I mean, do any of us Really want to see That poor beast"

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Hauled out of the wayer And put on display In some side show?

"Hauled out of the wayer And put on display In some side show?"

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Well, i sure would.

"Well, i sure would."

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You know, we could All go together. I don't mind driving.

"You know, we could All go together. I don't mind driving."

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But you see, woody--

"But you see, woody--"

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You know, it would be kinda Fun, we could pack a lunch.

"You know, it would be kinda Fun, we could pack a lunch."

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No, woody--

"No, woody--"

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All right, who wants Peanut butter and jelly

"All right, who wants Peanut butter and jelly"

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And who wants bologna?

"And who wants bologna?"

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Woody, they--

"Woody, they--"

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I'll have one Of each, all right?

"I'll have one Of each, all right?"

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* Makin' your way In the world today *

"* Makin' your way In the world today *"

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* Takes everything You've got *

"* Takes everything You've got *"

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* Takin' a break From all your worries *

"* Takin' a break From all your worries *"

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* Sure would help a lot *

"* Sure would help a lot *"

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* Wouldn't you like To get away *

"* Wouldn't you like To get away *"

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* Sometimes You wanna go *

"* Sometimes You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* And they're always Glad you came *

"* And they're always Glad you came *"

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* You wanna be Where you can see *

"* You wanna be Where you can see *"

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* Our troubles Are all the same *

"* Our troubles Are all the same *"

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* You wanna be *

"* You wanna be *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* You wanna go Where people know *

"* You wanna go Where people know *"

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* People are All the same *

"* People are All the same *"

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* You wanna go *

"* You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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Hey, carla.

"Hey, carla."

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How's that House hunting going, huh?

"How's that House hunting going, huh?"

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Does that answer Your question?

"Does that answer Your question?"

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Yes. Very nicely.

"Yes. Very nicely."

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Boy, i'll tell you, It's hopeless.

"Boy, i'll tell you, It's hopeless."

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I've looked everywhere In the boston area

"I've looked everywhere In the boston area"

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And i just cannot Find a house within My price range.

"And i just cannot Find a house within My price range."

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After scrimping And saving for years,

"After scrimping And saving for years,"

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I think i got finally Enough set aside

"I think i got finally Enough set aside"

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For a little place

"For a little place"

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And find out I ain't got squat.

"And find out I ain't got squat."

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Well, what's the big rush? Your apartment's fine.

"Well, what's the big rush? Your apartment's fine."

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No, it's not.

"No, it's not."

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My kids get bigger, My apartment gets smaller.

"My kids get bigger, My apartment gets smaller."

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I don't know what It's like to be alone In the bathroom anymore.

"I don't know what It's like to be alone In the bathroom anymore."

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What's it like, sam?

"What's it like, sam?"

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Is it everything People say it is?

"Is it everything People say it is?"

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More. Much, much more.

"More. Much, much more."

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I knew it.

"I knew it."

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Hello, everyone.

"Hello, everyone."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Sam, i happen To be free tonight.

"Sam, i happen To be free tonight."

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If certain gentlemen

"If certain gentlemen"

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Should happen To knock on my door,

"Should happen To knock on my door,"

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Say, about 7:30,

"Say, about 7:30,"

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I wouldn't Be adverse To going out.

"I wouldn't Be adverse To going out."

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I sure hope you get lucky...

"I sure hope you get lucky..."

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Because i did. I got myself A hot date tonight.

"Because i did. I got myself A hot date tonight."

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I see what you're doing.

"I see what you're doing."

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Even though i eventually Agreed to marry you,

"Even though i eventually Agreed to marry you,"

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You're still smarting From the sting of My initial rejection,

"You're still smarting From the sting of My initial rejection,"

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And looking for ways To punish me.

"And looking for ways To punish me."

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No, i'm not going out With other women To punish you.

"No, i'm not going out With other women To punish you."

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That's just One of the perks.

"That's just One of the perks."

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If you're trying To make me jealous, You can stop.

"If you're trying To make me jealous, You can stop."

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I want you to date These women.

"I want you to date These women."

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While they may look Better in leotards--

"While they may look Better in leotards--"

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Then again, they may not--

"Then again, they may not--"

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They can't compare To the total package

"They can't compare To the total package"

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You've experienced with me.

"You've experienced with me."

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Oh, i see. We're Talking brains.

"Oh, i see. We're Talking brains."

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Listen, I'll have you know

"Listen, I'll have you know"

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That tiffany Happens to be

"That tiffany Happens to be"

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A very exceptional Young woman.

"A very exceptional Young woman."

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Oh, yes, tiffany,

"Oh, yes, tiffany,"

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The girl with The iq of a lamp.

"The girl with The iq of a lamp."

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Let me describe her For you.

"Let me describe her For you."

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Spandex wardrobe,

"Spandex wardrobe,"

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Spends all Of her time in a gym.

"Spends all Of her time in a gym."

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Breasts that would provide Shade for a small boy.

"Breasts that would provide Shade for a small boy."

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You're not even close.

"You're not even close."

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You're sofar From being close.

"You're sofar From being close."

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She makes me crazy. Did you hear that?

"She makes me crazy. Did you hear that?"

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Yep.

"Yep."

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Hi, can i speak To tiffany, please?

"Hi, can i speak To tiffany, please?"

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I don't know. Try the aerobics class.

"I don't know. Try the aerobics class."

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Yeah, yeah.

"Yeah, yeah."

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Just tell her that sam Can't make it tonight.

"Just tell her that sam Can't make it tonight."

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Uh...Something's Upset his stomach.

"Uh...Something's Upset his stomach."

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Yeah. Thank you.

"Yeah. Thank you."

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Whew. Boy.

"Whew. Boy."

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Got to be somebody In here with a brain.

"Got to be somebody In here with a brain."

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I mean, I don't even care If she's good-looking.

"I mean, I don't even care If she's good-looking."

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You got a sister, Frasier?

"You got a sister, Frasier?"

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No.

"No."

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You have a dress?

"You have a dress?"

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What's the occasion?

"What's the occasion?"

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Ah, tutti-frutti On the rutti.

"Ah, tutti-frutti On the rutti."

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Oh, boy, what a good, Gracious afternoon

"Oh, boy, what a good, Gracious afternoon"

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To every one Of you wonderful people.

"To every one Of you wonderful people."

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Yo, cliffie. Cheer up, bud.

"Yo, cliffie. Cheer up, bud."

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Ah, normie, I'm a happy man.

"Ah, normie, I'm a happy man."

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I started a new Route today.

"I started a new Route today."

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Where is it?

"Where is it?"

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Meadowview acres, You know, just north Of the airport.

"Meadowview acres, You know, just north Of the airport."

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It's a real plum.

"It's a real plum."

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Yeah, best route In the city.

"Yeah, best route In the city."

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Yeah, no one else Wanted it, huh?

"Yeah, no one else Wanted it, huh?"

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[Laughs] Are you kidding?

"[Laughs] Are you kidding?"

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It's a nesting ground For stewardesses out there.

"It's a nesting ground For stewardesses out there."

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There's a houseful of them Living all together,

"There's a houseful of them Living all together,"

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And they're nuts about me.

"And they're nuts about me."

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How do you know that, Mr. Clavin?

"How do you know that, Mr. Clavin?"

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