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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"You know what I do when I'm angry?"
American Pie (1999)
"I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing."
American Pie (1999)
"- I learned to do that at band camp. - Hold on, uh--"
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"You have no idea why I'm angry?"
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"Is it because we have a test tomorrow? Sometimes I get cranky..."
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"- when I know I have a big test to study for."
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"- Yeah, that's pretty much it. - I thought so..."
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"- because this one time at band camp-- - W-What's your name?"
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"- Michelle. - O-Okay."
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"Michelle, um--"
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"Do you want to be my date for the prom?"
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"Really? You seriously want to go with me?"
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"Yes. Seriously."
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"Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards? Because that would be so cool."
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"- Sure, whatever you want. - Cool! We're going to have such a good time."
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"It'll be like this one time at band camp when we all had a campfire--"
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"Hi."
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"- How'd you know I was here? - Stifler told me."
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"- Talked to Stifler? - Well, I needed to find you."
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"We're going to have to work on that song."
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"Okay. I'm glad you came by."
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"So you work nights?"
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"- My dad's the manager. - Really?"
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"Cool. Tell him the subs are great."
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"- So you're going to Michigan next year? - Yeah."
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"My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but..."
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"I don't want to write all those extra essays they make you do."
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"I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was?"
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"So when my UofM acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it."
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"- Onions? - What?"
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"You, uh, want onions?"
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"Oh, no, thank you."
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"So what are you going to major in?"
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"State's got a good business school, and I could probably walk-on to the lacrosse team."
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"Well, you've probably got it pretty figured out, then, huh?"
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"I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but..."
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"what am I going to be, a professional lacrosse player?"
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"I really have no idea."
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"Thank God. I thought I was the only one."
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"Well, you're not."
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"So we're going to be close next year."
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"You mean East Lansing and Ann Arbor?"
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"Yeah."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I can't go to the prom with you. I'm holding out for someone else."
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"You got to be fucking kidding me."
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"I know it's a long shot, but I figure Paul Finch might ask me."
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"Finch. shit-brick."
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"Oh, gosh. I-I forgot."
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"You look okay."
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"I-I mean, the scars healed really well."
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"- Hey, Stifler. - Eat shit."
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"What was that all about?"
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"- He's still embarrassed because Finch kicked his ass. - Who told you that?"
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"What do you mean, "no comment"?"
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"- Did you two hook up or something? - What, are you kidding? No."
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"Then how did all this get started?"
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"Well, I guess it's all right for me to tell you now."
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"That reputation of his isn't going anywhere. Cheese, please."
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"Finch comes up to me and says, "Jessica,"
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"I need your help with this, blah, blah, etcetera.""
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"So I said, "All right. Pay me 200 bucks,"
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"and I'll tell a couple of girls that you're dynamite in bed.""
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"So he did, and I did."
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"- That actually works? - Well, duh! Of course."
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"Naturally, I embellished a little bit."
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"Did you hear that Finch had an affair with an older woman?"
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"No, I didn't hear that one."
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"That one was my favourite."
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"Do that cheerleader."
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"- ♪ Thank you, baby ♪ - She wants me. She calls me up--"
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"♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you ♫"
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"Oh, my God, you're gay!"
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"Sing it with me. You know the words."
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"No, thanks, man. You've been singing that shit all week."
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"If you try that at M.S.U. this Saturday, I'll kick your ass."
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"Our last game is this Saturday."
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"Yeah, well, shit."
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"I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game."
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"Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really want to kick their ass."
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"But it's going to be cool, because the game's at State,"
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"which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by."
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"So you can't sing at the competition."
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"Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it."
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"It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy."
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"All right. Listen, thanks for understanding."
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"Yeah."
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"So, uh, I guess I'll see you later?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, Kevin."
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"- You seen shit-brick lately? - Why? What did you do to him?"
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"Me? Nothing."
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"See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked."
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"But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though."
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"I don't think he's going to have a problem shitting in school anymore."
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"Slipped a little something into his mochaccino."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Jesus."
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"Right this way, sir."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Oh, no."
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"It's going to be fun."
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"You know it's just going to be some crappy band and stupid decorations."
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"You're just saying that because prom's a week away and you don't have a date."
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"No, no, no. I don't want a date."
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"- Finch is going stag and... so am I."
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"God, he's like so... refined."
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"- You think that older woman thing is true?"
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"Yeah, it's true. It was Stifler's mom."
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"- Joanie, was that you?"
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"- Oh! - Can't hold it."
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"Oh!"
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"- Yeah!"
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"Kev? I think we've come..."
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"- a really long way since homecoming. - Yeah, we have."
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"Maybe it's time..."
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"we start to express ourselves in new ways."
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"- Yeah. - You want to do it?"
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"- Yeah. - I love you."
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