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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"Ohh, you're so good."
American Pie (1999)
"Ohh, yes. I am the best, baby."
American Pie (1999)
"- Oh, yeah! - Oh. Oh, that was a tit."
American Pie (1999)
"- That is a tit! Yes!"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, you're so big!"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right, baby."
American Pie (1999)
"- Oh, doggie wants to hide his bone. - Yes!"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, yeah! I'm bone smuggling, baby."
American Pie (1999)
"- Man, would you shut up!"
American Pie (1999)
"Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted to say sweet dreams."
American Pie (1999)
"Yeah, yeah. Sweet dreams. Good night, Mom."
American Pie (1999)
"- Kiss good night."
American Pie (1999)
"- Something wrong with the reception? - Uh, yeah. Yeah."
American Pie (1999)
"- There's this nature show I'm trying to watch. - Take it off."
American Pie (1999)
"- The birds are all scrambled and I can't even-- - Do me! Yes!"
American Pie (1999)
"- Baby! Ride me like a pony!"
American Pie (1999)
"- The thing must be broken or I sat on the remote or something."
American Pie (1999)
"- Getting ready for bed, son? - Yup, I'm all set, Dad. I'm all set."
American Pie (1999)
"- Yeah? - No! I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels."
American Pie (1999)
"- Illegal-- Illegal channels? - This is just bad reception, honey."
American Pie (1999)
"- Oh, spank my hairy ass! - What's that?"
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"- Ooh, baby! - You know what? Here. Just give me this, please--"
American Pie (1999)
"- Oh, my God! - And let's get this-- Ohh!"
American Pie (1999)
"Okay, okay. Let's, uh-- What the hell's the matter with this thing?"
American Pie (1999)
"Yes!"
American Pie (1999)
"Illegal channels? Shit!"
American Pie (1999)
"If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that all-woman's channel."
American Pie (1999)
"- Lifetime supply of pantyhose or some shit. - Yeah."
American Pie (1999)
"Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night?"
American Pie (1999)
"- No. - Ariel, man. She's so hot!"
American Pie (1999)
"- Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land. - She's a mermaid, dude."
American Pie (1999)
"Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great."
American Pie (1999)
"Why? All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it."
American Pie (1999)
"Yeah."
American Pie (1999)
"Now, come on, Kevin. Open it."
American Pie (1999)
"It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in."
American Pie (1999)
"If you think so, just open it."
American Pie (1999)
"- Fine."
American Pie (1999)
"Hmm."
American Pie (1999)
""Dear Miss Latham: We're sorry but after keeping you on the waiting list..."
American Pie (1999)
"for the past couple of months, we've decided that you are now rejected.""
American Pie (1999)
"- Shut up!"
American Pie (1999)
"- You got in. - Yes! I love you!"
American Pie (1999)
"Okay."
American Pie (1999)
"Hey, you think I should wear this shirt to Stifler's party?"
American Pie (1999)
"You've worn that shirt for, like, three days in a row, man!"
American Pie (1999)
"Guys. She said it."
American Pie (1999)
"- Said what? - She said she loves me."
American Pie (1999)
"- Holy shit, dude! The "L" word? - Oh, man!"
American Pie (1999)
"Cornell's not that far from UofM."
American Pie (1999)
"Yeah, it's only, like, seven hours."
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, and you get to drive across Canada."
American Pie (1999)
"- Beautiful country. - Whatever. It's doable."
American Pie (1999)
"Wh-What we should do today, in band."
American Pie (1999)
"Instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play them backwards."
American Pie (1999)
"- That'll be so funny! - Yeah."
American Pie (1999)
"No offence, but you're talking about a post-high school, long-distance relationship."
American Pie (1999)
"And you and Kevin haven't even done it yet."
American Pie (1999)
"That's not why we're going out."
American Pie (1999)
"What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies?"
American Pie (1999)
"We're going to have sex when he's ready and I'm ready."
American Pie (1999)
"It's got to be completely perfect."
American Pie (1999)
"I want the right time, the right moment, the right place--"
American Pie (1999)
"Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex."
American Pie (1999)
"- Finch. - Here's the man we are looking for."
American Pie (1999)
"- Gentlemen. - What's going on, buddy?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Same ol'-- - Finch. You got the Latin homework?"
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"Oh."
American Pie (1999)
"It means, "My dog ate it." It's Latin. It's a joke."
American Pie (1999)
"- It's a Latin joke. - Yeah, Latin. Just drink your coffee."
American Pie (1999)
"- No, Jim, it's mochaccino. - What?"
American Pie (1999)
"What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino. It's not coffee."
American Pie (1999)
"'Nova!"
American Pie (1999)
"- What's up, dude?"
American Pie (1999)
"You coming to the party tonight, Ozzie, you fuckface?"
American Pie (1999)
"Uh, depends if my date wants to stop by."
American Pie (1999)
"- I'm working on something new. - I got an idea about something new."
American Pie (1999)
"How about you guys actually locate your dicks,"
American Pie (1999)
"remove the shrink-wrap and fucking use them!"
American Pie (1999)
"Dude, it's going to happen. She's a college chick."
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight."
American Pie (1999)
"I'll look for you in the no-fucking section."
American Pie (1999)
"All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 ETA. Beer in hand by five after."
American Pie (1999)
"Breath check."
American Pie (1999)
"- Thank you."
American Pie (1999)
"- I wish you wouldn't do that. - So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight?"
American Pie (1999)
"This is a foolproof plan, my friend."
American Pie (1999)
"I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay."
American Pie (1999)
"You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick? She might be there tonight."
American Pie (1999)
"Now, do you think she would prefer..."
American Pie (1999)
"laid-back Jim..."
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"or..."
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"cool, hip Jim?"
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"I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing."
American Pie (1999)
"What? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend..."
American Pie (1999)
"and you're still stranded on third base."
American Pie (1999)
"Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay?"
American Pie (1999)
"- You're still just a batboy. - Batboy. Batboy."
American Pie (1999)
"- What are you talking about?"
American Pie (1999)
"Guys, uh--"
American Pie (1999)
"What exactly does third base feel like?"
American Pie (1999)
"You want to take this one?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Like warm apple pie. - Yeah? - Yeah."
American Pie (1999)
"- Apple pie, huh? - Uh-huh."
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"- McDonald's or homemade?"
American Pie (1999)
"Gentlemen, destiny awaits."
American Pie (1999)
"- ♪ It's been one week since you looked at me ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ Cocked your head to the side and said, I'm angry ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"That's number five and six for the Stifmeister!"
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"- Yeah."
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"- Oops!"
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"- Holy! - H-Hey!"
American Pie (1999)
"Nadia! Buenos dias. Glad you could make it."
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"- I'll be back for you later."
American Pie (1999)
"- Another party sultan! - How you doing?"
American Pie (1999)
"Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellows."
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"- The keg's back there! Enjoy! - Yeah."
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"Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you. Glad you could make it."
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"Haha, bitches!"
American Pie (1999)
"- Sherman! - Hey!"
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