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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"- Thank you, Nadia! - If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it."
American Pie (1999)
"- What am I supposed to do, Kev? - Seduce her."
American Pie (1999)
"Wha-- What the hell would I say?"
American Pie (1999)
"Go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand."
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"- That's stupid, Kev. I can't-- - That's not stupid! You're stupid if you don't go!"
American Pie (1999)
"Come on! Get over there!"
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"- Get going, man. She's prime. - Get out of here!"
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"- She's waiting for you. - Okay, all right. I'm going."
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"- Go! Go! - I'm going!"
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"- Go! Go! Go! Go! - Oh, shit."
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"♪ She's open waiting for more ♪"
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"♪ And I know he's only looking to score ♪"
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"♪ And it's way too unhealthy ♪"
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"- ♪ Often they've typically ♪ - Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad."
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"♪ Been starved for attention before ♫"
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"Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no."
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"- Hello?"
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"- Looks like Jim addressed the e-mail wrong. - What?"
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"It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory."
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"God, how juvenile."
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"- Hey, hey, hey, guys!"
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"- ♪ Baby ♪ - Check this out! Oh, my God! Wow!"
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"Oh."
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"Please, God, let this be it."
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"Please?"
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"- S-Somebody's going in there."
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"Here you go. That's what you need to do."
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"- That guy's in my trig class. - Oh, no."
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"- Looks like you could use an extra hand. - Jim!"
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"- Well-- Oh, God. - Shame on you."
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"Yeah, shame on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"- Uh, you know, I'm just going to go. - Well,"
American Pie (1999)
"you have seen me."
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"Now, it's my turn to see you."
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"Strip!"
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"- Strip? - Slowly."
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"Uh, you mean, like, strip strip?"
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"For me."
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"What is he talking to her about?"
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"- Uh, no idea. - Come on, Jim. People are viewing. Get to business."
American Pie (1999)
"Perfect!"
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"- Move, James! Move! - Yeah, yeah. Move."
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"- Go, trig boy! It's your birthday!"
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"- No! No. No. - Please, God."
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"- What's going on?"
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"- Yes! - All right. Get in the mix!"
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"- See there. - Oh, okay."
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"- This is disgusting. - What the fuck is this?"
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"Cut it out, man!"
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"Yeah."
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"Freak."
American Pie (1999)
"Did not just take out that chair."
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"- Yup, he took out the chair. - More, more, you bad boy!"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah!"
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"Ohh, God!"
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"♪ Calling your name ♪"
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"- ♪ Calling your name ♪ - Now,"
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"come to me."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Here we go. - He's in, man."
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"- ♪ Calling ♪ - This just got a hell of a lot better."
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"- Be gentle. - Okay."
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"- ♪ Calling your name ♪ - Uh--"
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"- ♪ Calling ♪ - Oh."
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"♪ Your name ♫"
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"- Jim?"
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"- Oh! Oh, no."
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"- Oh. Ohh! - Lift-off aborted."
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"- Houston, we have a problem. - Oh-- Uhh--"
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"- What happened? What did he do"
American Pie (1999)
"He blew it."
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"I guess I'll be going now."
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"No, no, no, I'm-- I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh-- I've got reserves."
American Pie (1999)
"Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you."
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"Well, I do like your dirty magazines."
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"You do? Okay. Well. Um. Did-Did-- Did you see this one?"
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"This here is your-- is your more, uh, exotic, risqué magazine."
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"- He's pulling out the porn. - He's desperate."
American Pie (1999)
"Jim, just wait until she leaves."
American Pie (1999)
"Very arousing women. They arouse me--"
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"They arouse me very, very much."
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"But, uh-- But not as arousing as you."
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"- Oh, Jim! - Oh, God!"
American Pie (1999)
"Yes!"
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"He's ruining daisy! Whoo!"
American Pie (1999)
"So, uh, "shaved" is the expression?"
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"Holy shit."
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"- Holy shit! - Holy shit!"
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"- H-H-Holy shit! - Touch me, Jim."
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"- Here."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"- Again? - Not again."
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"- Not again, man! - Is that possible?"
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"What a loser."
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"What a loser"
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"♪ I needed someone to understand my ups and downs ♪"
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"♪ There you were ♪"
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"♪ With sweet love and devotion ♪"
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"♪ Deeply touching my emotion ♪"
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"♪ I just want to stop and thank you, baby ♫"
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"- Hey, minute man! - Shut up."
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"You know-- You know you're supposed to be supportive."
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"Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia?"
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"No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the 'net."
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"I-I really don't think they liked it."
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"How do you know that?"
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"- She's already on a plane back home."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, guys? Maybe I'm just not good with girls, period."
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"No-no-no, really-really. Like-- Like I was born without that part of the brain."
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"I mean, I can't talk to girls."
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"And when I do talk to them, I screw it up."
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"Yeah, well, come prom those excuses aren't going to do you any good."
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"And one time at band camp,"
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"we weren't supposed to have pillow fights,"
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"but we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun."
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"A-And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song,"
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"but we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing,"
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"and the conductor didn't know what we were doing, and it was so funny."
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"-So, you're pissed about something, huh."
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