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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"- Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though. - Wow."
American Pie (1999)
"That's amazing. She's probably going to want to do it soon."
American Pie (1999)
"- All right. Class dismissed."
American Pie (1999)
"Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys?"
American Pie (1999)
"Hey, uh, where's Finch?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Oh, he went home to take a shit."
American Pie (1999)
"I don't get it. I just don't."
American Pie (1999)
"How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation?"
American Pie (1999)
"- What reputation? - Observe."
American Pie (1999)
"Ex-Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is?"
American Pie (1999)
"Yeah! He's the guy with the tattoo, right?"
American Pie (1999)
"- You know, the eagle and the blazing fire and that stuff."
American Pie (1999)
"Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi?"
American Pie (1999)
"Bye."
American Pie (1999)
"- Okay. Explain."
American Pie (1999)
"I can't. I don't know how he's doing it."
American Pie (1999)
"I, uh-- I guess that just leaves Jim trailing."
American Pie (1999)
"- Aw, Jimbo! - Better sack up, buddy!"
American Pie (1999)
"Yeah, I know. I'm working on it, all right?"
American Pie (1999)
"James?"
American Pie (1999)
"You are very good in the world history class, yes?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Me? Y-Yes. No, uh--"
American Pie (1999)
"- Yes, I am. - Perhaps you could help me with my studies."
American Pie (1999)
"Uh, yeah. Absolutely."
American Pie (1999)
"Tha-Tha-Tha-- That would be-- That would be great sometime."
American Pie (1999)
"- How about tomorrow? - Well, I have ballet practice."
American Pie (1999)
"Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards?"
American Pie (1999)
"I could change clothes at your place."
American Pie (1999)
"Oh. Uh... yeah."
American Pie (1999)
"I suppose that would be okay. Sure."
American Pie (1999)
"- Nice car!"
American Pie (1999)
"- I'm glad you think so. - You don't like it?"
American Pie (1999)
"No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom?"
American Pie (1999)
"That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you."
American Pie (1999)
"- What are you talking about? - Please."
American Pie (1999)
"I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with."
American Pie (1999)
"But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk."
American Pie (1999)
"Wait! I don't understand."
American Pie (1999)
"I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies."
American Pie (1999)
"Heather, I wasn't making fun of you."
American Pie (1999)
"Give me a break. You're so full of it."
American Pie (1999)
"Fuck me! There's going to be an Eastern European chick naked in your house."
American Pie (1999)
"And you're not going to do anything about that?"
American Pie (1999)
"What am I going to do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Yeah. - You can do that?"
American Pie (1999)
"[Scoffs] No. I cannot do that to her."
American Pie (1999)
"Jim, get some fucking balls."
American Pie (1999)
"If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you going to sleep with one?"
American Pie (1999)
"I don't like the kid, but he's got a point."
American Pie (1999)
"See, even shit-brick knows you should do it."
American Pie (1999)
"All you got to do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'net..."
American Pie (1999)
"and tell me the address."
American Pie (1999)
"You can send me the address too."
American Pie (1999)
"I'll save you a seat."
American Pie (1999)
"♪ How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"- ♪ I needed the shelter of someone's arms ♪ - ♪ Someone's arms ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"- ♪ There you were ♪ - ♪ You were, oh ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ I needed someone who understands my ups and downs ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ There you were ♫"
American Pie (1999)
"Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken-up that solo."
American Pie (1999)
"Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke."
American Pie (1999)
"Yeah, I know, my timing's off."
American Pie (1999)
"No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part."
American Pie (1999)
"I'll do it."
American Pie (1999)
"- Dick. - I'll do it."
American Pie (1999)
"Great. See you tomorrow."
American Pie (1999)
"Hmph."
American Pie (1999)
"- Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to."
American Pie (1999)
"Yeah? Well, you can't fake this."
American Pie (1999)
"You better practice."
American Pie (1999)
"- Come in."
American Pie (1999)
"Jim? There's a, uh-- a young lady here to see you."
American Pie (1999)
"- Hey, Nadia. - Hi, James. Ready to study?"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid."
American Pie (1999)
"- Dad. - He's not one of those nerdy guys but--"
American Pie (1999)
"- Dad! - Well, I'll let you two hit the books."
American Pie (1999)
"You want a beer?"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, there we go. Come on, move!"
American Pie (1999)
"Steve! It's my computer! And I want to use it!"
American Pie (1999)
"Shut up!"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, you need to-- You need to change, right?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Uhh, do you mind? - No. N-No, not at all."
American Pie (1999)
"Uh, please, you know. Just go ahead and get un-- get changed."
American Pie (1999)
"I'll, uh-- I'll go downstairs and start studying up."
American Pie (1999)
"- Yeah. - Okay."
American Pie (1999)
"Oh-- All right, there he goes."
American Pie (1999)
"Now, we're in business."
American Pie (1999)
"Now, we're in business."
American Pie (1999)
"- Back in a sec. - Jimmy, honey, wh--"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"- ♪ He's not that old I've been told ♫ - Ah, here she is."
American Pie (1999)
"- Did I miss anything? - No. You are just in time."
American Pie (1999)
"Oh. Ohh! This is incredible."
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, my God! This is too much."
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez."
American Pie (1999)
"God bless the Internet."
American Pie (1999)
"- Ai-yi-yi. - Do it. Take it off."
American Pie (1999)
"- Oh, my God. - Ohhh!"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day."
American Pie (1999)
"- She takes her vitamins. - ♪ And it is way too unhealthy ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ Often they've typically ♫"
American Pie (1999)
"- Stop hyper ventilating."
American Pie (1999)
"This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen."
American Pie (1999)
"- I know."
American Pie (1999)
"Can you believe-- This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever."
American Pie (1999)
"What is she-- She's touching my stuff."
American Pie (1999)
"- Why is she touching my stuff? - Man, let her touch."
American Pie (1999)
"- She's going through my stuff! - Nadia can touch anything she wants."
American Pie (1999)
"- Oh. - Oh, no. Oh, no."
American Pie (1999)
"- No, no. - Oh, nice collection there, Jim."
American Pie (1999)
"She's going to leave. She's definitely going to--"
American Pie (1999)
"She's getting comfortable. She's not going to leave."
American Pie (1999)
"She reads the articles."
American Pie (1999)
"Is she?"
American Pie (1999)
"She's going downstairs."
American Pie (1999)
"- Oh, my God! - Jackpot, baby!"
American Pie (1999)
"- Can you believe this? - Nadia, I would have never known."
American Pie (1999)
"I have an announcement that I would like to make."
American Pie (1999)
"There is a gorgeous woman... masturbating on my bed!"
American Pie (1999)
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