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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"♪ Do you believe in magic ♫"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ Scooby-dooby doo bah scoo-scooby-dooby dooby-dooby doo bah ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, magic ♫"
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"What was that?"
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"- Uh, sorry. - No, it was good."
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"Well, it, uh-- It came from the heart."
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"Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work!"
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"Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away,"
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"so keep on it, okay?"
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"Not bad, Chris."
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"Really?"
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"Thanks, uh, Heather, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on."
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"Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me."
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"I mean, uh, music is so expressive."
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"Okay. I mean, I agree, but..."
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"aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone..."
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"- with your lacrosse stick or something? - Oh, sure. Sure."
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"You know, I know what people think. It's like,"
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""Oz, he's just this kick-ass lacrosse player.""
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"You know, I also play football, by the way, but that's, like,"
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"- that's not all that I am, you know? - Of course, I didn't--"
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"I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that."
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"You?"
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"You think I don't get that?"
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"God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend..."
American Pie (1999)
"that people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two-Shoes choirgirl priss.""
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"Yeah. So, like, what else do you do?"
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"Well, the same things you do,"
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"Like hang out with friends and stuff."
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"- Why? What do you think I do? - Oh, I--"
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"I just realized that I don't know anything about you."
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"- I was interested. - Oh, well, what do you want to know?"
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"You know, stuff... about you."
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"All right."
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"Mom, I'm home!"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh!"
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"- Jim! - It's not what it looks like."
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"Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh-- that, uh--"
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"we ate it all."
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"Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher."
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"- Nice game. - Nice game. Good game."
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"Hey, what are you doing here?"
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"Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience."
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"- You kicked butt. - Oh, thanks."
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"- Um, Chris-- - Oh, you can call me Oz, if you want."
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"- Do I have to? - You can call me Ostreicher."
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"- What's your middle name? - Nah, forget it."
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"- Come on. I won't tell anyone. - Well, neither will I."
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"Okay. Um."
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"So, I had this thought and--"
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"It may seem like it's way out of left field."
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"I don't know if you can, but since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe--"
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"Those guys sucked ass!"
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"Choir chick, what the hell are you doing here?"
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"Well, uh, I was asking Chris to prom."
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"So, do you want to go?"
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"Oh, yeah! That would be great."
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"Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo!"
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"Stifler, fuck! I mean--"
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"Why do you have to be so insensitive all the time?"
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"What?"
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"Whatever. Look, uh, don't forget. My cottage after prom."
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"On Lake Michigan."
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"Hey, wait up, you pussies. Where you going?"
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"Ah, well, I got to-- I got to hit the showers now,"
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"but I think this is going to be really, really good."
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"- Yeah. Me too. - All right."
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"- Bye. - Bye. Bye."
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"- 'Appending Oz! - Working with the choir chick?"
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"What do you say, fellows? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears."
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"- Nuts you do, you little horn dog."
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"Yeah! Yeah, baby!"
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"Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C.""
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"♪ Ahhhh ♪"
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"Come on! What's going on here?"
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"I was being selfish and majorly insensitive."
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"I'm a-- I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon."
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"I think shithead really says it."
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"You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you."
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"You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you."
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"Oh, yeah? How?"
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"Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohh! - ♪ Don't make me ♪"
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"- ♪ Over ♪ - Vicky. Shh. Your parents are downstairs."
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"- Kevin, don't stop! - Just a second."
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"♪ I'm rocking steady ♪"
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"♪ In demonology ♪"
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"♪ Hey so that you could make it ♪"
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"- ♪ You're really making it ♫ - Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper?"
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"- [Screams] Holy shit! - Shh. You know there's no lock on your door?"
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"Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming!"
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"- Oh, Jim! - Dad."
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"Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here."
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"Well, that was a fun day wasn't it?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Yeah."
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"Jim, I want to talk about masturbation."
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"Now, I just want you to know that it's-it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing."
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"And I have to admit, uh, you know."
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"I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger."
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"- I, uh-- I used to call it "stroking the salami.""
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"Yeah, you know, "pounding the old pud.""
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"I never did it with baked goods."
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"But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day."
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"See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game."
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"You see? It's like-- It's like..."
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"banging a tennis ball against a brick wall."
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"Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game."
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"- Right. No. - It's not a game."
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"What you want is you want a partner to return the ball."
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"- Do you want a partner? - Yeah. Yeah-Yeah, I want a partner."
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"- You do want a partner? - Oh, I want a partner."
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"- Want a partner. Good. Good. - Of course."
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"Good."
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"So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on..."
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"the responsibilities of leadership and turn his back..."
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"on his old, drunken friend, Falstaff."
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"You see, Hal is going through a... rite of passage, much like you all are."
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"So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later."
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"- So, does your tongue cramp up?"
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