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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"I-I don't want to dupe her."
American Pie (1999)
"All right. What you need to do..."
American Pie (1999)
"is learn how to press a girl's buttons."
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"You have to give her what she's never had."
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"- What's that? - Let me give you a hint."
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"Ohh, Kev! Uhh. Yeah."
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"- Comprende? - You mean an orgasm."
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"- You got it, stud! - Well, you know,"
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"I'm-I'm pretty sure that I've... given her a--"
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"- No, you haven't. - Well, there was one time--"
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"- No. - Oh, man."
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"- Look, kid, it's up to you. The big "L" or the big "O." - Dickhead!"
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"- You got to see this. - ♪ Do you believe in ♪"
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"- ♪ Magic in a young girl's heart ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪"
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"♪ How the music can free her whenever it starts ♪"
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"♪ And it's magic if the music is groovy ♪"
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"- ♪ It makes you feel happy ♪ - What did you cocks do to him?"
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"- ♪ I'll tell you about the magic It'll free your soul ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪"
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"♪ But it's like trying to tell a stranger about rock 'n' roll ♫"
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"Great. See you next time."
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"- Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action? - Yeah."
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"- I-I think you sounded pretty good. - Yeah, man."
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"I think you need your balls reattached."
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"- Hey, keep it down, dude. - What the fuck are you doing here?"
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"This place is an untapped resource."
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"I mean, check it out."
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"- These vocal jazz girls are hot. - Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late?"
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"- Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East?"
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"You guys, we don't even know him."
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"You dipshit!"
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"You're expecting to score with some..."
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"goody-goody choirgirl priss?"
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"These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellows!"
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"You know, it's just like that college chick told me."
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"All that you got to do is just ask 'em questions..."
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"and listen to what they have to say and shit."
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"I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work!"
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"- Uh, just a second!"
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"Come in. Come in."
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"Oh, Jim, you're here."
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"Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh--"
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"And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had..."
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"a little father-son, uh-uh, chat.""
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"Oh! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines."
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"Do you just want to flip to the centre section?"
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"Well, this is the-- this is the, uh, female form."
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"And they have focused on the breasts,"
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"uh, which are used primarily to, uh, feed young infants..."
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"- and, uh-- and also, uh, in foreplay. - Right."
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"This is, uh-- This is Hustler."
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"And this is a much more exotic magazine."
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"Now, they have decided to focus on the, uh, pubic region--"
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"- Right. Uh-huh. - The whole groin area."
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"Look at the expression on her face. You see that? See what's she's doing?"
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"She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying,"
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""Hey, big boy. Hey, how you doing?""
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"- You see? - Right."
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"Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with,"
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"- but, again, if you flip to the centre..."
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"section--"
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"Well, you see the detail that, uh, that they go into in this picture here."
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"- Uh-huh. Yeah. - It almost looks like a tropical plant or something..."
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"- underwater... thing. - Yeah. Yes."
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"- Do you know what a clitoris is? - Oh, my God."
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"- Well, don't say, "Oh--" - Yes, I know what a clitoris is."
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"Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do. I forgot you've been there and back."
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"- You know everything-- - I've learned about it in Sex Ed--"
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"- I really don't need you to talk about clitoris. - I'm trying to make this painless--"
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"- You know what? I'm sorry. Okay? - No-no-no."
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"- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry."
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"I shouldn't have got hot there."
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"Well, you know what I'm going to do, Jim."
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"I'm going to just leave these books here..."
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"for you to, uh, peruse at your, uh-- at your leisure."
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"Wait!"
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"Well, safer than a tube sock."
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"- Okay, that-- That was good. - Yeah."
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"- See you at dinner. - Uh, yeah. I'll see you at dinner."
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"So, Finch, this is your plan?"
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"You know, I don't think girls are into the whole mini-golf thing."
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"Kevin, I'm sure that they're not."
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"Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in."
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"- In the spirit of this whole pact, you know? - Sure, what do you need?"
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"Whatever you hear about me, you agree. And tell all the boys the same thing."
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"Look, I got to go. Sixteen minutes round-trip."
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"You know, Finch, it's-- it's senior year."
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"I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school?"
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"When was the last time you looked at the facilities in this school?"
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"- Excuse me."
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"Uh, that's Paul Finch, right?"
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"- Yeah. - You've seen him in the locker room, right?"
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"- Uh, yeah. - My friends want to know. Is it true?"
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"You know, that he's... equipped."
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"I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on."
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"I mean, uh--"
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"As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge!"
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"- Does he have a date for the prom yet? - No, definitely not."
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"All right. Thanks."
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"Oh, man!"
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"So I was thinking maybe you could give me some advice, brother to brother."
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"I thought you might know a trick or something to make her--"
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"- Orgasm? - Yeah. - What's good here?"
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"- Try the spicy tuna hand roll. - What?"
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"- How do you do that? - Hey, never mind that. Listen, pay attention."
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"Is that all that you're interested in, trying to get your girl into bed?"
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"No, it'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favour."
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"Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do."
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"See that? That's good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify."
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"- Qualify for what? - My man, you've just inherited the Bible."
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"It originally started as a sex manual,"
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"this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam."
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"And each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy."
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"Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years."
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"But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year."
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"All right. So now you know. Good luck."
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"- ♪ If you believe in magic ♪ - ♪ Ooh, magic ♪"
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"♪ Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues ♪"
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"♪ Just go and listen It will start with a smile ♪"
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"♪ That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try ♪"
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"♪ Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find how you got there ♪"
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