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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"You tell me you never even had one manually?"
American Pie (1999)
"- I've never tried it. - You've never double-clicked your mouse?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Ha-ha, nice!"
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"- Jesus! Stifler, how much did you drink, man?"
American Pie (1999)
"Hey, Stifler? How's the pale ale?"
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"- Fuck you! - Ooh, whoo!"
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"- That's Stifler's mom? - Yup."
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"Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler."
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"- Dude, that chick's a "MILF." - What the hell is that?"
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"- M-I-L-F-- Mom I'd like to fuck. - Yeah, dude!"
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"Oh-ho, yeah!"
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"- Yeah! MILF! MILF! - Hey, guys-- Guys. Guys."
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"- Come here. - Sherman, what's going on?"
American Pie (1999)
"Yeah, uh-- Don't you think you fellows could try a little tact?"
American Pie (1999)
"I got company, if you know what I mean?"
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"She's hot!"
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"If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm going to be really pissed."
American Pie (1999)
"Sherman? The Shermanator?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Come on, man."
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"MILF! MILF!"
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"MILF! MILF! Dude, hey, dude. What are you doing to her, dude?"
American Pie (1999)
"Oh, my God, bro, dude."
American Pie (1999)
"- Enough of this blow job bullshit."
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"- I've got to get laid already. - That's nice. Really, really nice."
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"- Can I have a ride? - Sure."
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"- Vicky, wait. - Not for you."
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"Yeti! I am the Yeti!"
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"- Good morning, gentlemen. - Finch."
American Pie (1999)
"Where were you last night, huh? What happened to that foolproof plan of yours?"
American Pie (1999)
"Well, I was going for a fashionably-late entrance and I was too late."
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"So, no ladies left."
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"It was a very special night, very special."
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"- Guys. Guys."
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"- I'll never forget this. - Oh, I'll never forget it, either."
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"- Thank you. - Uhh."
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"- Well, bye. - Bye."
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"Bye."
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"Fellows, say good-bye to Chuck Sherman, the boy."
American Pie (1999)
"I... am now a man."
American Pie (1999)
"I highly recommend you join the club."
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"We were doing the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted."
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"I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that?"
American Pie (1999)
"It was just my time. It was just my time."
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"Best of luck to you boys."
American Pie (1999)
"- I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys."
American Pie (1999)
"You know, we should be happy for Sherman."
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"No, we shouldn't be."
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"You know, I put in months of quality time with Vicky."
American Pie (1999)
"Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores."
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"- This is just wrong. - No shit."
American Pie (1999)
"How the hell am I supposed to become Mr. Sensitive Man?"
American Pie (1999)
"You know, we're all going to go to college as virgins. You realize this, right?"
American Pie (1999)
"I mean, they probably have special dorms for people like us."
American Pie (1999)
"All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us."
American Pie (1999)
"It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement."
American Pie (1999)
"Er, nah. It's-- It's more than an agreement."
American Pie (1999)
"- What? A bet? - A pact."
American Pie (1999)
"No money involved. More important than any bet."
American Pie (1999)
"Here's the deal. We all get laid before we graduate."
American Pie (1999)
"Dude, it's not like I haven't been trying to get laid."
American Pie (1999)
"Think about when you work out, Oz. You got to have someone there, right?"
American Pie (1999)
"Someone to spot you. Someone to keep you motivated."
American Pie (1999)
"Well, that's exactly what we can do for each other."
American Pie (1999)
"I mean, we'll be there to keep each other on track."
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"Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together,"
American Pie (1999)
"we are the masters of our sexual destiny."
American Pie (1999)
"Their tiger-style kung fu is strong."
American Pie (1999)
"But our dragon-style will defeat it."
American Pie (1999)
"- Guys! - The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite!"
American Pie (1999)
"- Fight, and find out who is number one. - Guys!"
American Pie (1999)
"Come on. You're ruining my moment here. This is our very manhood at stake."
American Pie (1999)
"We must make a stand, here and now."
American Pie (1999)
"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused!"
American Pie (1999)
"We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be."
American Pie (1999)
"This is our day. This is our time."
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"And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy."
American Pie (1999)
"- Amen. Yes. - I like that."
American Pie (1999)
"- We will make a stand. We will succeed. - About time!"
American Pie (1999)
"- We will get laid! - Yeah! Yeah!"
American Pie (1999)
"Now, the sex: It's got to be valid, consensual sex."
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"- No prostitutes. That's what you're thinking, Finch."
American Pie (1999)
"Busted."
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"So, basically, prom is our last chance."
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"- Oh, dude. Prom sucks. - I know,"
American Pie (1999)
"but you've got to think about it this way."
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"I mean, all the parties afterwards? The chicks are going to want to do it."
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"- Yeah, he's right. It's tradition or something. - The Rose Bowl."
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"- So, that gives us-- - Exactly three weeks to the day."
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"- We're going to do this. - All right, to the next step! - Next step!"
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"Next step!"
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"Next step!"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ I have visions I was in them I was looking into the mirror ♪"
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"♪ To see a little bit clearer ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ The rottenness and evil in me ♪"
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"♪ Fingertips have memories I can't forget the curves of your body ♪"
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"♪ And when I feel a bit naughty ♪"
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"♪ I run it up the flagpole and see ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ Who salutes but no one ever does ♪"
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"♪ I'm not sick but I'm not well ♪"
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"♪ I'm not sick but I'm not well ♪"
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"♪ And I'm so hot ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm in hell ♪"
American Pie (1999)
"♪ Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding ♪"
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"♪ The cretins cloning and feeding ♪"
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"- Well, did you get the flowers? - ♪ And I don't even own a TV ♪"
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"♪ Hear the voices in my head I swear to God ♪"
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"♪ It sounds like they're snoring ♪"
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"♪ But if you're poor and you're boring ♪"
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"♪ The agony and the irony ♪"
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"♪ They're killing me ♪ Whoa!"
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"♪ I'm not sick but I'm not well ♪"
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"♪ And I'm so hot ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm in hell ♫"
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"Don't worry. You'll get her back soon enough."
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"- You think so? - Sure, she likes you."
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"- Well, I like her too. - Do you love her?"
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"- Well, I like her too. - Do you love her?"
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"Um, you know what? You can't really ask me that."
American Pie (1999)
"Well, if you want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her."
American Pie (1999)
"- That's how I was duped. - Look, Jessica,"
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