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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"What the fuck are you doing here?"
American Pie (1999)
"Fellows! What's going on?"
American Pie (1999)
"Fellows! What's going on?"
American Pie (1999)
"Sherman. Not much. Just, uh, scoping the babes."
American Pie (1999)
"- Indeed! Some fine ladies here, boys. - Uh-huh."
American Pie (1999)
"Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high."
American Pie (1999)
"Sherman is moving to DEFCON 2."
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"- Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment. - Hey!"
American Pie (1999)
"You have something going tonight, Sherman?"
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"You see that Central chick, Bernette?"
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"- Um, no. - No."
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"She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me."
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"Fellows, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator."
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"Yeah, okay, Sherman. Whatever."
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"I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time..."
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"to change the future for one lucky lady."
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"- Go get 'em, tiger. - I'll be back!"
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"- Hopeless. - Completely."
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"- Hi. - Hey, Vic."
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"Oh, shit. Guys-- Guys--"
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"There's Nadia and she just looked at me."
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"- She just looked at me. - Well, why don't you go talk to her?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, you're right, Kev. I should just go talk to her."
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"Yeah, I could do that. Sure."
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"Sure."
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"Kev? Kev? Ke--"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"♪ At last ♪"
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"♪ My love ♪"
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"♪ Has come along ♪"
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"♪ My lonely days ♪"
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"- ♪ Are over ♪ - That's great!"
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"♪ And life is like a song ♪"
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"♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪"
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"♪ At last ♪"
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"See you later."
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"♪ The stars above ♫"
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"- We're here for the party."
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"What party? There's no party."
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"Weird. Try the house down the street."
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"So, what's your major?"
American Pie (1999)
"Post-modern feminist thought."
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"Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it?"
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"Sure."
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"Yeah, it's just something about the springtime that's just cool, you know?"
American Pie (1999)
"- Like the smell of fresh rain or something. - Mmm."
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"Suck me, beautiful."
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"What did you just say?"
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"- Suck me, beautiful."
American Pie (1999)
"My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova."
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"That's pathetic."
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"Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me."
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"Well, there's just some things you need to learn, that's all."
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"- Like what? - Well, you've got to tone it down."
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"You don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point..."
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"and spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic."
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"- Okay. - You have to pay attention to a girl."
American Pie (1999)
"Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal."
American Pie (1999)
"Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends."
American Pie (1999)
"Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship?"
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"- Tonight? - Yeah, it's such a perfect evening."
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"I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it?"
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"Damn, my parts fucking stink!"
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"Dude, you got to take a shit! You smell like a Yeti!"
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"Or not."
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"Just relax."
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"You actually said that?"
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"- Shut up!"
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"You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia."
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"Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great. That's really reassuring."
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"Hey, no problem, 'Nova."
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"Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore. I'm a-- I'm a fraud."
American Pie (1999)
"You guys are pathetic."
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"I'm going to find myself a little hottie."
American Pie (1999)
""Suck me, beautiful"!"
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"- Let me know. - Okay."
American Pie (1999)
"Keep going."
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"I should be able to talk to girls."
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"I'm articulate."
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"You know, I got a 720 on my S.A.T. verbal."
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"Bullshit. There's no way."
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"I kid you not, man. Look. Listen."
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"- Copious. Verisimilitude. - Mmm."
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"Oh, ohh. Now."
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"Ohh."
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"Suck me, beautiful!"
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"- Damn it, Stifler. - Checkout time!"
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"- Please, vacate the room. - You are such a jerk."
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"God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party."
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"Yup."
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"And you got a keg too!"
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"- Wow! - Indeed."
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"Oh, wait. I left my beer downstairs."
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"No. No. Here, babe!"
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"Thanks."
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"You're really beautiful. Oh--"
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"- Really? - Oh, yeah."
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"You know what? I don't know if I want to be doing this."
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"- Doing what? - You know, like, if we hook up tonight,"
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"tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about."
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"No way!"
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"Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that!"
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"Look. Sarah,"
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"I-- I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you."
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"I promise. So, just... relax,"
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"take it slow... and let the good times roll."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"What's wrong?"
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"What's wrong? What is it?"
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"- Xenophobic."
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"Oh!"
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"- Regurgitation. - I know that one."
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"- Kevin likes it. - He likes getting head."
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"Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky?"
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"I mean, h-have you just never had one with Kevin..."
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"or have you never had one, period?"
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"I've had one."
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"- I think. - Okay."
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"That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex."
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