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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"This isn't any better, Chris."
American Pie (1999)
"No, you see-- You see, Heather,"
American Pie (1999)
"what I realized is that..."
American Pie (1999)
"with you, it's... not like I'm running towards a goal..."
American Pie (1999)
"Looking for the best way to score."
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"This may sound a little corny, but..."
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"I feel like I've already won."
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"And, uh, I care about you a lot."
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"Oz, I know."
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"- You called me Oz. - Well, yeah."
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"It's what your friends call you."
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"I mean, I feel like I'm one of your friends now."
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"And... your girlfriend?"
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"♪ Ain't never thought that I could love like this ♪"
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"♪ This feeling inside me is growing ♪"
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"♪ I never thought that you would care ♫"
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"Are you lost?"
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"You're Stifler's mom. Uh--"
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"No, no, not lost. Just, um,"
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"you know, taking the tour."
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"Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party."
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"As if there was an alternative in the matter."
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"So, you enjoying yourself?"
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"I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am."
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"I'm so happy for you."
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"But it takes the edge off, doesn't it?"
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"- Where's your little date tonight? - No date. It was--"
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"It was a bathroom incident."
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"- Pardon me? - Never mind."
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"You have anything to drink?"
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"I believe the kegs are upstairs."
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"That is what the cretins drink."
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"I'm talking about alcohol, liquor."
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"- The good stuff. - All right."
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"I got some scotch."
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"- Single malt? - Aged 18 years."
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"The way I like it."
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"Why don't you go grab a glass from the bar?"
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"I think I should."
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"Allow me."
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"You know it's a bitching party."
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"The Stif-man always comes through in the clutch."
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"And then he just puked his brains out."
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"- That is a nasty story. - Yep, I told you."
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"Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine?"
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"It's sort of sexual."
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"Yeah! Yeah, let's hear it."
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"Okay, well, this one time at band camp, we were playing this game."
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"I don't know if you know it, but it's called "Spin the Bottle.""
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"And I had to kiss this guy named Mark Wander on the lips."
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"And-And he plays trombone--"
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"So how do you want to be?"
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"Like... how do you want to do it?"
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"I don't know. How do you?"
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"Like... normal style. The missionary position."
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"Okay."
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"Kev?"
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"- Yeah? - I want to hear you say it."
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"Okay."
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"Victoria,"
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"I love you."
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"I love you."
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"♪ Don't stray ♪"
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"♪ Don't ever go away ♪"
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"♪ I should be much too smart for this ♪"
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"♪ You know it gets the better of me ♪"
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"♪ Sometimes when you and I collide ♪"
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"- ♪ I fall into an ocean of you ♪ - Oh. My hair."
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"♪ Pull me out in time ♪"
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"- ♪ Don't let me drown ♪"
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"♪ Let me down ♪"
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"You okay?"
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"Yeah. Go slow."
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"♪ Say you'll stay ♪"
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"♪ Don't come and go ♪"
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"♪ Like you do ♪"
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"♪ Sway my way ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, I need to know ♪"
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"♪ All about you ♪"
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"♪ Say you'll stay ♫"
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"So the end of the story is you..."
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"had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds."
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"Yes! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me..."
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"- but I didn't care because it was so funny. - I get it."
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"And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."
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"Hmm."
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"Excuse me?"
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"What? You don't think I know how to get myself off?"
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"Hell, that's what half of band camp is-- Sex Ed."
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"So are we going to screw soon, 'cause I'm getting kind of antsy."
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"This'll do. Whoo-hoo!"
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"Ow!"
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"Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you."
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"Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you."
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"I don't want you coming so damn early this time."
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"What makes you think that I would come early?"
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"Come on. I saw you on the 'net. Why do you think I accepted this date?"
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"- You're a sure thing."
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"Yes, I am."
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"So I said, "This is very obviously a Piero della Francesca.""
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"Hmm."
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"So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking?"
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"Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?"
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"- Yes, ma'am, I am. - ♪ And here's to you ♪"
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"♪ Mrs. Robinson ♪"
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"♪ Jesus loves you more than you will know ♪"
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"♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪"
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"♪ Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson ♪"
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"- Mmm, you're dead. - ♪ God in heaven smiles on those who pray ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪"
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"- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♫"
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"- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♫"
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"♪ Sway my way ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, I need to know ♪"
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"♪ All about you ♪"
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"♪ And there's no cure ♪"
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"♪ And no way to be sure ♪"
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"♪ Why everything's turned inside out ♪"
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"♪ Instilling so much doubt ♪"
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"♪ It makes me so tired ♪"
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