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Clips from American Pie (1999)

"♪ Let's slip off to a sand dune ♪"
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"♪ Real soon ♪"
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"♪ And kick up a little dust ♪"
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"♪ Come on Cactus is our friend ♪"
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"♪ He'll point out the way ♪"
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"You know, at band camp we have dances like this,"
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"only they're way funner."
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"♪ 'Til the evening ends ♫"
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"♪ Hey, hey, hey, oooh ♪"
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"All right, status check. Where do you guys stand?"
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"Finch, we know where you are, but can't really use that as an excuse."
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"Jim?"
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"Uh, my date's a flute-toting band dork. Does that answer your question?"
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"Oz, is this vocal-jazz shit going to pay off or what?"
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"Kevin, what's with the attitude?"
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"Attitude? Me?"
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"I think you guys should be a little more enthusiastic."
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"This is the night we've been waiting for."
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"We're in this together. You guys can't back out."
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"Kev, you don't need us to get laid. Are you afraid or something?"
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"No. Come on. We made a pact."
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"You can't break that. You guys are going to have to--"
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"Have to what, Kev, huh? I don't have to do shit."
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"Forget it already. I am so sick and tired of all this bullshit pressure."
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"I've never even had sex, and already, I can't stand it. I hate sex!"
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"And I'm not going to stand around here busting my balls over something that,"
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"quite frankly, isn't that damn important."
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"I'm going to go hang out with that geek over there..."
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"'cause at least she has something else to talk about besides sex."
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"Goddamn."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, at least I learned how to shit in school, buddy."
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"Hey, Finch."
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"- Want to dance? - Yeah."
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"♪ Oooh ♪"
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"- How come you have no date? - I like to keep my options open."
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"I got something for you."
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"Consider it a consolation prize."
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"Jessica, this is great! Wow!"
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"- Felt sort of guilty"
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"No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings."
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"- These are, uh-- - Let me just clarify..."
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"- that you have no chance of scoring with me, Finch. - Of course not!"
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"So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh?"
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"You met at that party a while back, right?"
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"Yeah, we were up all night together."
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"We had one of those amazingly deep conversations..."
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"where you feel like you really get to know someone."
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"Deep conversation, huh?"
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"Is that what you call it?"
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"What else would I call it?"
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"Thank you, Great Falls."
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"We're going to take a little break. You are beautiful."
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"You suck!"
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"Excuse me, everyone."
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"Sorry to interrupt."
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"I just thought you all should know this."
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"Chuck Sherman is a liar."
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"I never had sex with him."
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"He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me."
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"Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's all."
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"Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants."
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"- Thank you for your time."
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"- Guess what? - Not interested."
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"Kevin. Come on, man. The bus to Stifler's is going to be here soon."
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"- I'm not going. - What?"
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"Why not?"
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"Look, things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to."
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"I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing."
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"I-I'm acting like I've got everything together tonight."
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"I know that Vicky's going to ask me if I love her, and..."
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"I don't know what I'm going to say."
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"I mean, I'm on the brink."
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"I'm just about to do it. I should be psyched."
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"I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am just scared."
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"Come on, Kev. Tonight is the night."
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"We-We are finally going to a post-prom party on the lake."
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"We have been waiting for this for four years."
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"Why else have we been friends with Stifler all this time, right?"
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"We were friends with Stifler?"
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"Hey, look."
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"Sherman didn't even get laid."
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"- He didn't? - No, he pissed himself."
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"- What?"
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"We'll tell you on the bus."
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"I'm going to go inside and grab my bag."
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"My date too, perhaps?"
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"Stifler's mom got it in the divorce."
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"That reminds me of this one time--"
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"Hey, can I ask you a question?"
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"How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them,"
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"and you don't have any."
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"Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh--"
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"They're just a little more risqué than tales of band camp."
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"Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me!"
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"Okay. You want a story?"
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"Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer--"
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"This is the nicest room in the house. - Kev, it's perfect."
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"- You guys are going to fuck, aren't you?"
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"Fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers!"
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"Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers!"
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"- Out. - Aw, come on!"
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"- Get out. - Aw, man!"
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"There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather."
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"What's that?"
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"It's going to sound really bad, but, uh,"
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"I want you to know."
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"You see, uh,"
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"I'm a virgin, and, uh--"
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"Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were--"
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"We all made this pact..."
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"that we would lose our virginity..."
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"before high school was over,"
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"and tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it."
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"This isn't the best way to proposition me."
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"No, that's-- That's not what I mean."
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"W-What I mean is, uh--"
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"Look, do you know what made me leave that game?"
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"See, Coach, he was giving us this speech about..."
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"not slacking off when you see the opportunity to score--"
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