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Clips from Weeds - Thwack (S06E06)

"Have you been casing my house?"
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"I don't touch nothing. I'm just a curious person."
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"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"Where's your brother?"
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"I'm here."
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"I'm guessing we're not all headed to the police station."
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"So glad you guys talked. Get in."
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"Are we coming back here?"
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"- Probably not. - Probably not."
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"So, you got to go in and grab all your shit,"
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"but I had to stand out here with my dick in my hand"
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"and leave everything behind. Is that right?"
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"Sorry."
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"So, so, so, so sorry."
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"For all the countless times"
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"I've left you holding your dick, I am sorry."
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"But now you have the handbook for what not to do."
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"And as we drive far away from here,"
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"we can talk about the many ways in which I've failed you,"
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"or we can play license-plate bingo."
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"I'll let you decide."
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"- Move over. - Climb over me."
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"- I'm not sitting on the hump. Move over. - I'm already buckled."
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"Well, unbuckle and move to the middle."
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"You really don't want to mess with me, you know."
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"Move over now!"
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"What is it with you and the violence?"
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"Don't play the whole "I'm a killer now" card. That is unacceptable."
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"Fine."
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"Are you a killer?"
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"I don't like labels."
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"Maybe I shouldn't know about this."
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"No, you shouldn't. And you don't."
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"You know nada."
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"Silas, you drive. I think I'm drunk."
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"I'm buried. You have to dig me out."
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"Okay. Is everybody buckled?"
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"- Mom's not. - Go."
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"If we crash, all this crap will cushion the impact."
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"I'm not going until everyone's buckled."
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"Someone has to be a role model around here."
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"I'd like you to drop me off at the bus stop, por favor."
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"Me and Stevie."
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"How does one out of two sound?"
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"I can't talk you into it?"
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"I make them, I keep them."
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"- Maybe you should revisit that concept. - Shut it."
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"Are we gonna drive like this all night? My thighs are going numb."
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"No. No, we're not."
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"Silas, drive to Ren Mar."
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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"Of course."
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"Wouldn't want the shark feeling cramped."
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"- Nance, don't go in there. - Andy?"
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"I need the keys to your van."
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"I'm going away. You can keep the Prius."
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"Audra is in there."
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"And I'm really, really in a hurry."
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"I fled, Nancy."
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"When it came time for me to stand up and be a man,"
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"I abandoned my lady."
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"Did you happen to abandon her with your keys in your pocket?"
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"No. She loves driving the van."
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"I'm going in."
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"An anti-abortionist with a crossbow is holding her hostage."
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"Fuck! Andy, I really need those keys!"
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"I don't know what I'm doing."
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"Does this mean I don't love her? 'Cause I love her, but I ran."
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"I left her alone with armed, wacko Christ-y man."
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"- I'm taking him out. - That's what I should be doing."
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"So you do it."
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"- Why haven't I done it yet? - I don't fucking know."
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"Do you have something I can clock him with?"
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"Yeah, I have a bat, and a big broom, and a lawn statue."
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"Shit."
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"She's never gonna forgive me. Can we just talk for a minute?"
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"They'll fine in there. He's reading her Bible verses or something."
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"Yeah, I don't have time for that."
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"You are so selfish. I'm in crisis."
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"Andy, my child murdered someone. I have to leave town now."
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"What?"
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"What happened? Who did Shane kill?"
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"Why do you assume it's Shane?"
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"Yeah, well... Anyway, it's really, really bad."
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"- It's Esteban. Did he kill Esteban? - It's not Esteban."
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"- I got to say, I'm not shocked. - It's not Esteban. He didn't kill Esteban."
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"Are you going in there or am I?"
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"Why do you assume I'm just gonna give you my new van"
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"that I bought for me and Audra"
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"as a sign of our love and our future together?"
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"- You fled. - I fled."
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"Listen."
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"I'll distract and in a great act of machismo and devotion,"
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"you'll bash the guy and rescue your lady"
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"and then you'll give me the keys to your van."
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"And everything will be okay. Okay? Let's go."
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"Have you been drinking?"
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"- My child murdered someone. - Fair enough."
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"I always do this. I make excuses."
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"But he is funny and bonkers in bed."
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"I really don't need to hear that."
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"Why do I keep picking losers?"
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"That guy who drove the Mustang seemed nice."
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"Huge mother issues."
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"Have you been stalking me for that long? He and I broke up three years ago."
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"Let me save you, Audra. Please."
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"Let's wash the blood of the unborn off of your hands"
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"and live together in the light of the Lord."
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"We'll make babies. I have a trust fund."
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"Gayle, you're a religiously delusional schizophrenic."
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"You're a godless baby-murderer!"
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"But I'm willing to work with you because I love you."
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"- Exodus, chapter 21... - Are you taking your anti-psychotics?"
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"Off and on."
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"They make me fat."
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"Hey, Audra. It's Nance."
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"Just wondering if I could get a quick abortion."
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"Sit."
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"Sitting."
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"Of course he called you."
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