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Clips from Weeds - Thwack (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"Gayle has a thing for me."
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"They're dangerous, Andy."
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"Fornicators!"
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"I'm gonna ask Audra to marry me."
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"I want to give her my mom's engagement ring,"
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"the ring that Judah gave you."
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"So, can I have it?"
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"Well, in that case, I love you."
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"I love you more."
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"Hey, fuck you."
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"Her name is Pilar Zuazo."
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"She is just protecting my public image."
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"No. Because she owns you."
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"This little milk ball was a mistake,"
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"a mistake that would end the career of a very promising politician."
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"I am here to correct that mistake."
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"Mom?"
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"You took a fucking shot at me and you hit my kid."
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"Esteban needs you and the baby for photos,"
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"but Silas and Shane,"
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"they are... What's the word? Extraneous."
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"We don't need them to complete our pretty pictures."
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"You come anywhere near my children, I'll kill you myself."
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"You look stunning in black."
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"The people will be very sympathetic towards the grieving mother"
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"who has just lost her beautiful children in a tragic"
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"car accident?"
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"Or perhaps a plane crash."
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"Or perhaps..."
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"A croquet mallet? I couldn't find a golf club."
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"It's cool how the lights change color."
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"I wonder if it's a saltwater pool."
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"It doesn't sting your eyes as much as chlorine."
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"Not that that's her issue."
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"Shane?"
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"Don't let go of that stick thing."
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"It's called a mallet."
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"We're on camera."
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"- What? - Could be broken."
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"Give me the stick."
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"It's called a mallet. It's shaped like a mallet."
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"For hitting things hard."
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"Mallet."
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"You need to shut the fuck up."
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"You're hurting my hair."
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"Where the hell have you been?"
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"I could have been inside eating mini-sliders"
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"and making small talk with the king of Nicaragua."
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"Nicaragua is a constitutional democracy."
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"Hey, can we get going? I need to get home and feed the baby."
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"Now you're in a hurry, but when I'm waiting..."
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"Is that such a good idea when you're on your way home to breastfeed?"
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"- Hey! - You're underage."
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"Thankfully."
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"I think I've earned it."
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"I think you've gone off the deep end."
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"- Deep end. - No."
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"- What's going on? - We'll talk about it later."
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"- What'd you do? - I pegged out."
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"Why can't I get a fucking straight answer from you people?"
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"I don't have words."
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"That bad?"
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"How was your party?"
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"Well, pack up you, pack up baby."
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"We need to be out of here in five."
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"Not coming back."
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"Why am I fucking talking Spanish to you?"
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"Make. Go. Do now. Baby things. We're leaving."
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"Hey, you wait a minute. I like this one."
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"We both have that fiery Latin thing going on."
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"And you better not let anything happen to this baby. You hear me?"
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"Gonna do my best."
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"Crazy lady."
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"Let's go. Air hockey."
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"- I'd like to go in the house. - Chill a minute."
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"If you go in, and I go in,"
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"and Mom comes out and we're still inside, she's gonna shit a hedgehog."
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"One-nothing. Go!"
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"Shane, what the fuck happened at the party?"
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"I killed Pilar with a croquet mallet by the pool."
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"- Goal. - Seriously. What happened?"
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"Seriously. I killed Pilar with a croquet mallet by the pool."
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"She was gonna kill us so I popped the bitch."
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"Right in the melon. Thwack. Splash."
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"Dead."
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"You gonna shoot?"
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"Three-zip. You suck."
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"- You're serious. - As serious as Dad's heart attack."
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"Now, in general, I don't like using that simile"
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"because some heart attacks just aren't all that serious."
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"I mean, you recover, reduce your salt and fat,"
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"drop a few pounds, and life goes on."
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"But Dad's was serious."
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"You killed someone?"
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"Yeah, but I'm family."
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"I mean, you got to still invite me to Super Bowl parties and shit like that."
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"I assume you're forfeiting the game?"
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"Holy shit, Shane."
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"I defended the family."
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"Mom's luck was running out. You called it."
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"You're psycho."
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"Mom said you stood and peed on her leg once when you were three."
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"That's kind of freaky."
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"How fucked up are you that you think that my three-year-old squirt for attention"
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"is the same as you murdering a woman with a croquet stick?"
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"It's a mallet!"
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"I'll be in the car."
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"How did you do that?"
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"I work for you. I'm always ready to flee. You should know yourself better."
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"Will you call the goons and tell them"
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"we all went to the movies or something,"
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"so there's no weirdness at the gate?"
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"You know, in espanol."
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"Senora. In espanol."
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"Would you happen to know anywhere Esteban has some cash stashed?"
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"In his closet, in his black pointy boots,"
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"in the left pocket of his winter coat in the hall closet,"
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"and he has nice jewelry in the drawer in his bathroom."
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"Cuff links, watches."
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