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Clips from Grumpier Old Men

"Friendly, friendly."
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"I wish I could feel like you..."
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"...but this silly feud of ours has got me so upset."
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"What silly feud of ours?"
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"It's a tiny little ristorante."
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"You will never even know..."
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"...it's there."
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"Ristorante..."
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"...never!"
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"You are a stubborn man!"
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"Ragetti's will be a very great success!"
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"You shall see!"
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"Not in my lifetime!"
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"You evil temptress!"
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"Maria Ragetti?"
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"How do you know who I am?"
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"You do sort of stand out in a town like this."
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"I don't usually dress like this."
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"You look very nice."
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"I look like..."
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"...a slut."
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"But a nice slut."
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"I want to introduce myself. My name is Ariel Gustafson."
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"I want to say how sorry I am for what Max and John are putting you through."
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"You know how some people have trouble saying good-bye?"
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"Believe me, it has nothing to do with you."
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"Why do you say such nice things? You don't even know me."
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"Because I know what it's like to be the new kid in town."
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"Here comes another one."
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"Hello, boys."
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"Honey, how was class?"
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"You two must be happy with yourselves."
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"I just ran into Maria and she's in tears."
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"She thinks everybody hates her."
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"She's right."
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"John, I want you to go right down to Ragetti's and apologize."
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"For what?"
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"We tried to tell her."
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"She should've listened to us."
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"I'll meet you at home, honey."
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"I always knew you were on a short leash, but not that you were on a choke collar."
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"Nobody's in charge in my house except me."
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"That's the way to talk, Gustafson!"
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"I'm going home to get this matter straightened out."
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"You're the man of the house, the king."
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"Max, top her off?"
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"Long live the king!"
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"She threw me out."
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"-Come on, just for tonight. -Forget it."
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"You won't know I'm here!"
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"Because you won't be!"
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"What?"
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"I'm cold!"
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"Here's some matches! Set yourself on fire!"
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"You got 3 TV's on. You're not looking at any of them!"
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"What a pig."
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"That's my tuna on rye. I've been looking all over for that."
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"Where was it?"
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"Would you like half?"
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"This milk has chunks in it."
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"What's your point?"
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"What am I doing?"
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"Next door..."
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"...I've got a beautiful wife, my own bed..."
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"...and a refrigerator full of food that hasn't expired."
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"What're you saying?"
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"I'm going down to Ragetti's to apologize!"
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"You traitor! You Benedict Arnold!"
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"Finally."
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"Didn't think he'd last this long."
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"Smells all right."
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"Why this change of heart?"
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"I had a guilty conscience."
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"Ariel kicked me out of the house."
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"I knew I liked your wife."
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"What about Max?"
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"Oh, my God, forget it. Max is much too hardheaded to ever say he's sorry."
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"He's proud."
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"Of what?"
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"I don't know. He has a strong character, and I admire that."
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"You admire Max?"
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"You really are from out of town."
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"Be careful. The grappa is very strong."
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"You are speaking to a Gustafson. I can hold my liquor. And this stuff too."
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"How long you been married?"
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"Six months next week. How about you?"
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"I'm divorced."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Antonio was...."
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"That sounds bad."
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"It ain't good."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"Enough of that."
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"I don't want to bore you."
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"Good night, Ariel."
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"Hey, Jacob. How are you?"
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"Thanks for the Phillips."
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"Melanie and I wanted to thank you and John--"
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"We just wanted you and John to know..."
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"...how much we appreciate the help you've given us with the wedding."
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"No need to thank me."
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"Yes, but--"
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"Nothing would make us happier than to see you tying the knot."
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"Thanks."
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"And it means a great deal to me to be a part of it."
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"I'm proud of you."
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"Studying up on your Italian?"
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"Thinking of wooing Maria?"
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"No, I'm going to curse at her in her own language, that's all."
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"I think she's a lesbian anyway."
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"You've never even seen a lesbian."
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"I did too! Saw them on "Geraldo"!"
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"Whatever. I think you got the hots for her."
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"Not in a million years. She's just a pig-headed Italian witch..."
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"...with piss and vinegar running through her veins."
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"He's in love."
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"Where're you going?"
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"Sven saw Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough. Thought I'd go look."
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"Where's Tweedledum?"
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"I don't know."
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