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Clips from Grumpier Old Men

"Moron."
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"Putz. Where are they biting?"
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"Pop says that he spotted Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough."
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"Catfish Hunter? Maybe this is the year we catch him!"
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"Where do you get that "we" crap?"
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"That fish belongs to me."
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"I'll let you visit him when he's mounted on my wall!"
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"Honey?"
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"You forgot your Thermos."
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"Hi, Ariel."
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"See you later."
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"That's my fish!"
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"Come on, just one good bite."
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"I got you!"
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"Hey, dickhead!"
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"Turn that radio down!"
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"You're scaring all the fish away!"
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"Turn the damn radio down, will you?"
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"Who put a bug up your ass?"
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"I saw him."
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"Catfish Hunter?"
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"After I dropped anchor, he stuck his head up over by that log."
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"He just looked at me, smiled, and swam down into the mud."
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"He smiled?"
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"Holy moly! How big is he this year?"
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"He's the size of a Buick. I would've had him if you hadn't shown up."
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"You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker."
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"How is your sister?"
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"I saw Sven down at the dam."
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"He's says there's a rumor..."
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"...that Rick Ragetti's cousin's coming to buy Chuck's Bait."
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"An Italian running Chuck's?"
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"We'll have the first mob-run bait shop in Wabasha."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I was here first."
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"I got just as much right to be here as you do!"
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"You got bad luck. You'll infect my spot."
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"Find your own hole!"
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"Holy moly! You got a fart in your brain or something?"
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"And turn that down!"
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"Where you going?"
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"Not far."
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"What's the matter with that guy? Getting goofier every year."
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"You don't have the balls to take me on anymore!"
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"Ariel's had you neutered!"
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"Let's see what you're made of!"
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"Let that be a lesson to you!"
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"You putz!"
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"All right, you chicken-livered schmeer."
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"Get out of here!"
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"Isn't it beautiful?"
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"The lava lamp?"
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"The angel."
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"Ariel says he watches over the house."
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"Don't get too used to him. Our house will be ready soon, then we're gone."
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"How long have you been up?"
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"For a while."
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"What'd you do?"
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"Watched you."
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"I'm up!"
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"-Yes, you are! -Morning, honey."
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"Go downstairs. I'll be right out to make you breakfast."
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"She hates me."
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"She doesn't hate you. She just doesn't like you very much."
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"I'll check out some reception halls for the wedding."
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"I talked to Pop."
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"-He's already booked a place. -He did?"
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"That's great."
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"Did he get the Radisson?"
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"No."
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"The Dance Hall?"
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"That would've been great. But no."
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"The Majestic Ballroom?"
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"Not even close."
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"What's left?"
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"Slippery's Tavern."
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"You're serious?"
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"I know it's not what we wanted."
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"It's been my dream to have it in a bar with peanut shells on the floor."
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"It's a tavern."
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"It's a bar."
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"I'll call him to cancel. We'll find a place."
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"Forget it."
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"Are you sure?"
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"It was my idea to let them help plan the wedding."
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"It was a great idea."
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"It is nice to see them getting along."
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"Amazing how well they're getting along."
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"What, "ha?""
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"Remember "ha?""
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"You didn't win. I quit. I got better things to do."
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"Really? What?"
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"We got a wedding to plan."
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"Remember?"
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"How can I forget?"
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"See you later, John!"
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"See you later, Max."
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"Hey, Pop."
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"He's here."
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"Catfish Hunter?"
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"He's by the sandbar."
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"You know the damn fish is older than I am?"
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"Thanks."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"That's light beer."
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"I weight ninety goddamn pounds and you bring me this slopping foam?"
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"Ariel's got me on a diet because my cholesterol's too high."
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"Let me tell you something, Johnnie."
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"Last Thursday I turned 95 years old."
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"And I never exercised a day in my life."
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"Every morning, I wake up..."
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"...and I smoke a cigarette."
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"And then I eat five strips of bacon."
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"And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich."
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"And for a midday snack...."
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"Bacon."
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"A whole damn plate!"
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"And I usually drink my dinner."
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"According to all of them..."
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"...flat-belly experts..."
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