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Clips from Zorro: The Gay Blade

"In the late part of the 18th century,"
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"the peasants of old California were oppressed by tyrannical landowners."
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"To protect the poor and downtrodden people"
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"there emerged a mysterious swordsman"
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"who pledged his life in the service of justice."
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"To the people he was a great hero who would live forever in their hearts."
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"To the landowners, however, he was a real pain in the ass."
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"He was known only as:"
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""Zorro""
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"My darling, Diego. I adore you!"
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"No my sweet love, I adore you."
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"Tell me the truth: Do you think I'm a good wife?"
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"You are like the Maja that was painted by the great Goya."
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"But more exciting, and bien sensual."
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"Then why doesn't my husband ever say that?"
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"Because he's not intelligent."
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"He is not intuitive, he is not insightful."
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"And - he is not in Barcelona!"
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"García!"
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"I am astonished that you would enter house without my permission!"
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"I might say the same thing about you and my wife."
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"Calm yourself, my good García!"
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"Don't want to dispute you -"
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"but you are a man of some years"
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"and, alas, no longer in fighting shape."
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"Whereas I am a perfect example of"
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"a Spanish nobleman, in his prime!"
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"It is hardly a fair match."
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"I do not wish to insult you, my dear García."
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"But I could fight four men as fast as you!"
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"You're right Don Diego. You see?"
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"That is why I brought my five brothers!"
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"And I ... I say, ah, four?"
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"What an arrogant braggart I am!"
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"Why we don't do this right?"
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"Make an appointment, find a convenient spot?"
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"I beg of you gentlemen to desist!"
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"Or I will be forced to call Paco, my terrible, mute servant!"
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"Paco, at last!"
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"A letter? Do you really think this is the time?"
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"Well, read it to me!"
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"Diego ..."
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"my ..."
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"son,"
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"Come..."
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"Home! Father wishes me to return!"
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"I can dally with you no longer!"
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"Get me to the coach!"
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"Adios, mi amor."
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"Take care of yourself, eh?"
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"Where to, señor?"
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"Los Angeles. California. Make it quick!"
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"Los Angeles, California."
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"The birthplace...of me."
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"After twenty years you would have thought someone would come to the docks to meet me."
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"Not asking for a brass band, but at least one mariachi player."
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"Don Diego, my old friend."
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"Esteban, my boyhood amigo!"
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"It is Captain Esteban..."
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"Captain! I congratulate you!"
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"Esteban! What the hell is going on here?"
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"You remember Don Diego?"
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"Diego! Ah! Oooh! Diego! Diego! Diego!"
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"You, of course, remember Florinda."
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"For whom we competed as boys."
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"Of course he does..."
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"I cannot believe it!"
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"The little bud was promising..."
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"The full flower is a rare and wondrous dazzlement."
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"The full flower is now my wife."
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"So, our long rivalry for her hand is over, huh?."
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"Again, I congratulate you!"
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"No, this time, I congratulate you."
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"As you can see, we haven't changed, Diego."
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"But that's what happens to people when they stay in the same small, dull village."
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"They don't grow, they don't learn, It's the same boring routine"
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"day after day..."
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"Year in, Year out...until finally they stagnate and fester, and ..."
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"Rot!"
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"Well, it's certaintly good to be home again!"
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"That is my servant, Paco. He is mute. He cannot speak."
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"Oh, excellent!. Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife."
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"Oh! Diego. I'm so glad you're back even under the circumstances."
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"What circumstances?"
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"All I know is that my father instructed me to return."
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"And now I find that my dear friend has taken his place as the mayor."
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"No, no, no, lifelong amigo. I'm only acting as the mayor."
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"Your father ..."
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"I'm sorry to say ... had a terrible accident."
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"Accident?"
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"Yes. He was out riding when his horse"
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"was frightened by a turtle."
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"- A turtle! - Yes!"
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"The horse reared. Your father was thrown and died soon after."
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"- Pardon me, I must go. - Yes!"
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"My friend."
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"I want you to know that the turtle that caused this has been executed."
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"It has been very nice talking to you."
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"Don't you think he knows that's not the truth about the turtle..."
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"Out of my way!"
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"Gentlemen! I believe you all know each other?"
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"- Don Diego from San Fernando. - Don Francisco from San José."
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"- Don Fernando from San Diego. - Don José from San Bernardino."
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"Luis Obispo from Bakersfield."
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"Now I believe, gentlemen, with no disrespect to yourselves,"
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"that the next mayor should be a man of the people."
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"Someone who understands their special needs."
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"That man was 3 pesos short in paying his taxes."
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"I can assure you that he will never be short again."
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"Are there any nominations?"
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"- I nominate Captain Esteban! - Oh No! No! No!"
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"- I second the nomination! - No, not me!"
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"- I move to nominate Mr. Bishop. - I, as mayor ..."
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"I second the motion!"
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"Moved and seconded, the nominations are now closed."
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"Long Live Mayor Esteban!"
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"Don Diego. I must tell you from my heart"
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"This comes as a complete shock."
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"The people are assembled for your inauguration..."
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"Excellency."
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