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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Heist School (S02E02)

"You all right?"
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"- Reptar!"
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"- I got a picture. - Did you take it for me?"
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"- Yeah, yeah, I got it. - Reptar!"
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"- Oh, damn it. The camera was the wrong way."
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"- Reptar! - Oh, my gosh."
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"You look just like that guy"
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"who was raping his kids in the basement in Austria."
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"- I know. I know. It's the eyebrows."
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"- [grunts]"
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"- Okay, so what do we got?"
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"- Three suspects- one I'm almost pretty sure"
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"was wearing a letterman's jacket."
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"- A letterman's jacket. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Okay, good. Car?"
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"- Too drunk to see cars."
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"- I was still vomiting."
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"- That was pretty impressive. That was a world record maybe."
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"- Yeah, well, I told you. Time it."
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"- One stopwatch. We'll buy that."
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"Uh, what else?"
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"- Oh, I did find this-"
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"a filtered clove cigarette,"
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"which lets me know there has to be"
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"at least one poseur involved in this equation."
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"- One clove, one poseur."
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"- Okay, so what are we thinking?"
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"Head down to the school, bust some skulls,"
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"pull some rip-and-runs?"
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"- Eh, you know what?"
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"I think for once, muscle's not our best play."
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"We got to be smart. - Yep."
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"- We got to be sneaky."
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"Going undercover."
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"Check it out. I brought some disguises."
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"- Whoa! Cool!"
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"Good idea. - No."
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"- I like that. Underclassman them-very smart."
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"Here's my only concern."
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"Ders looks old as fuck. Let's be honest."
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"Look at that face."
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"It's very old and wrinkly looking."
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"- No, it's not. It's smooth."
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"Uh, but we're not going undercover."
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"So why don't we go talk to the principal"
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"like normal people, bossmen-to-bossman?"
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"- Fuck principals. - Yeah."
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"- If we want justice, we have to take it into our own hands."
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"- Mm-hmm, we got to go, "Where's the statue?""
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"And they're like, "Oh, don't hit-"
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"You're so much stronger than me. Don't hit me.""
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"This is blood, and then they tell us where the statue is."
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"- That's the rip-and-runs. - Oh, okay."
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"But also undercover, though. - Yeah."
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"- I'm not gonna drive unless we do it my way."
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"- Well, then we walk. - Then I'm out."
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"- Then we go to the principal's office."
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"- Great. [school bell rings]"
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"- This school has, like, a real-deal football squad."
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"This guy, their quarterback, Quaid Franklin-"
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"he's just awesome."
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"He's, like, so cool."
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"- Hey, uh, hi."
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"Uh, we need to see the principal, pronto."
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"It's an emergency."
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"- Do you have an appointment?"
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"- Just tell him Adam DeMamp from TelAmeriCorp"
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"is here to see him."
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"- I'm sorry."
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"If you don't have an appointment, you have to leave."
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"- [scoffs] Wow. Really?"
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"That's weird, because as a taxpayer,"
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"I'm almost positive that I pay your salary."
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"Right, Ders? - Yeah, absolutely right."
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"So you kind of work for us, lady."
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"Chop, chop."
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"- Look, three of your students stole a statue"
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"that we as taxpayers legally stole from a public park."
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"- Taxpayers. - Mm-hmm."
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"- So what do you guys do?"
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"Do you coordinate with the fuzz? Do you work alone?"
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"Rip-and-runs, bust some skulls?"
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"I'm happy to rip-and-run."
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"- I have your information."
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"There's the door. Use it."
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"- Oh, "use it"? Okay."
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"Well, we might as well,"
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"since, as taxpayers, we own that door."
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"- We own that door. - We own that door."
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"- Okay? - Yeah."
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"- You know what? You're fired!"
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"- You're fired! - You're done here."
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"- You're fired! - You're done!"
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"- Hey, let's take this door."
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"- We're taking this door."
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"- Let's take the door out. - We're taking this door."
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"- Get the hinges. - Let's take the-"
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"- You're fired, lady. - That's for you."
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"- You're never gonna teach again!"
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"- ♪ The boys are fresh ♪"
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"- Oh!"
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"JNCOs are coming back hard, dude."
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"Look at these. - They are back."
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"- Yeah. - You look gorgeous."
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"- Thank you. You look like Russell Brand."
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"- Both you guys look cool. I want a disguise."
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"- Okay, well, this is Plan B- Plan Blake."
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"We should have done it right off the bat."
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"This is what I'm gonna do."
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"I'm just gonna hang out here,"
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"kind post up, looking like a poseur."
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"Dig around for dirt with my mind shovel."
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"- Ah, good call."
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"I'm gonna go find the football players,"
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"since they're, like, the popular and attractive crowd."
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"I'll slide right in undetected,"
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"just like I did in high school."
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"- Wait, you hung out with the jocks in high school?"
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"- Yes. - Okay."
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"- What about you, Ders?"
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