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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Heist School (S02E02)

"- Whoo! That is a mom butt right there-"
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"Long and low. - Whoa."
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"Daddy likes mom butts."
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"- Have you guys ever looked at your checks before?"
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"- Direct deposit, dude. - No. No, I haven't."
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"- It's bizarro, man."
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"It says I only get, like, half of my money here."
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"- Seriously?"
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"Who's FICA? Why am I paying him $55?"
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"- Meeda-Meed-a-care?"
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"I don't even know what that is."
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"That's not even a real thing."
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"- All right, guys. They're taxes."
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"- Ders, what are taxes? - Yeah."
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"- Uh, society- It's a big pie, right?"
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"We got to help cook it? - Yeah."
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"- Okay, you guys know brackets- basketball, you know?"
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"- Yeah, no, I know those."
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"- So it's progressive bracketology."
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"- You're losing me, bud. - Yeah."
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"- Taxes, they pay for roads,"
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"like, fire trucks, schools, this park."
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"- Really?"
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"So my tax money paid for this whole park right here?"
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"- Yes. Yeah. - That's awesome."
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"- So you're saying that we paid for everything at this park?"
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"- Yeah. - We paid for the sand?"
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"- Well, fine, then I'm taking some."
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"- So we paid for that slide and that swing set"
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"and that bench over there, right?"
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"I'm an owner? - Yeah, you're owning."
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"- That's-I like that. Taxes are cool."
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"- We definitely own that, then..."
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"Right?"
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"- Oh, yeah, we do."
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"Taxes rule!"
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"I forgot my paycheck. Turn around."
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"[hip-hop music]"
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"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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"- [sighs] Well, I think we can officially say"
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"this house is now a home."
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"- Can you guys imagine going to a bar and telling a babe,"
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""Uh, yeah, you know, I got a dragon at my house"?"
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"- "You should come over, play with my dragon.""
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"And my-and that's also another term for my dick."
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"- Oh, you know what we need to do?"
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"Name him. - Yeah."
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"- Yes, but it's got to be something hard."
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"It is badass. - Yeah, very badass."
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"- Hello, "Cee Lo Green.""
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"- Ooh, I like that."
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"What about "Ivan Drago-n,""
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"like the guy who had the sinister flattop?"
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"- "Reptar," right? From Rugrats."
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"That's badass, dude. - Yeah."
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"- That was such a Tommy move by me by naming him that."
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"It's so Tommy. - Reptar's good."
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"- Should I get a flattop?"
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"- I really feel like you guys aren't hearing me."
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"I came up with the perfect name."
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"It's "Cee Lo Green." He has those-"
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"those short, T-rex arms, and, I mean, he's a thug."
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"He was in Goodie Mob."
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"- So that's a no on the flattop?"
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"- Hey, fuck the Dragons!"
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"- What? - Hey, hey, hey!"
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"Watch your mouth! This is a family neighborhood!"
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"- Yeah! Fuck you, dickhead!"
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"- Yeah, you got a problem with Reptar,"
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"you got a problem with me!"
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"- Did you see that poseur with the skateboard?"
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"[laughter and scoffing]"
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"Hey, skateboarder dude, why don't you, uh,"
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"find a real identity? 'Cause you're lying to yourself."
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"- I'm a taxpayer! What are you?"
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"A sax player in the band, you idiot?"
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"- Oh, get 'em."
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"- Yeah, probably. That's a cool instrument."
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"- Nerd! - Nerd!"
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"- Let's, uh-let's finish drinking some beers,"
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"because the sweetest revenge is living well."
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"Darius Rucker said it, so you know it's real."
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"- I miss Darius Rucker. - You're right."
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"Let's cool our guns. - Love that song."
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"He was in Bush, right? - I think not."
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"- What do you say we finish these beers"
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"and, uh, celebrate at the bar?"
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"- I like it. - I like that idea."
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"Dibs on your hair gel, dude."
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"- Our dragon is gonna seal the deal,"
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"Cee Lo Green style."
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"- Yeah, definitely. But his name's Reptar."
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"- But it's actually Cee Lo Green."
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"- Don't make me swing on you, bro."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, you're gonna swing on me?"
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"- All right, all right. - I'll swing on-"
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"- Okay, everyone's a tough guy!"
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"Everybody's a tough guy! - Swing on you, bro."
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"- How about I swing right over the top?"
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"- Kiya! Kiya!"
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"- Watch it, bro."
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"I got the meanest uppercut in freaking Cucamonga."
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"- [retching] - Let it all out, little guy."
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"Oh, nice! Good distance."
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"Good work, bud. Proud of you."
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"Ders! Ders, wake up! Wake up!"
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"- What's up? We going to the bar?"
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"- They're robbing us! - Oh, my God. What?"
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"- No! Cee Lo! - That's our Reptar!"
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"- I got to get a photo. I'm gonna get the plates."
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"- Coming for you! - What are you doing?"
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"- Ders! - Wait. What are you doing?"
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"- Ders, grab! - What are you doing?"
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"- Help! Grab me! Don't let go!"
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"- What are you doing? - Don't let go!"
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"- I got you. I got you. I got you."
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