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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Jungle (S01E01)

"Hi. Welcome to the show. My name's Howard Moon and this is Vince Noir."
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"- all right? - This week, the subject of heroes."
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"What is a hero? Who is a hero? Am I a hero?"
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"- No way. - We'lI tackle that question in the show."
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"Can anyone be a hero any more in the modern world?"
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"- Jagger. He's like... - I mean reaI heroes."
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"- He's a hero. He's a monkey genius. - I'm talking about Livingstone."
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"Explorers. People who went deep into the heart of darkness"
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"to confront the terrifying abyss."
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"What would Jagger do when confronted by the abyss?"
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"He'd probably go like this."
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"Enjoy the show."
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"..to the world of The Mighty Boosh."
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"Come with us to The Mighty Boosh The Mighty Boosh"
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"Come with us to The Mighty Boosh"
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"- Can I squirt for a bit? - No. You buff, I squirt."
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"I've been here longer than you. Get on with it."
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"- You're in a right mood. What's wrong? - The zoo's falling apart."
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"Never used to be like this. Not when Tommy ran the zoo."
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"Tommy, where you go"
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"Tommy, where you go, where you go"
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"Where are you now, Tommy?"
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"- He's dead. - He's not dead."
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"Everyone knows he felI in the ocelot pit."
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"- They never found his body. - They munched on him like an old Twix."
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"I find that difficuIt to believe. Tommy was one of the greatest zookeepers ever."
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"Ocelots were no match for him. He was a great man. PowerfuI and handsome."
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"Handsome? I've seen footage of him. He had a big head."
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"- Short, stocky legs. - That was the look in the late '50s."
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"- The barrel head? - It was all the rage."
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"Women would swoon when Tommy shuffled into a room."
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"It was a different aesthetic. None of your fashionable androgyny in his day."
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"He was a man's man. I mean, look at you. Feather cut, pointy features."
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"Put you in the '50s, you'd be imprisoned for being a witch."
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"- They'd lock you in a trunk. - This is the Mod style."
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"- You're not a Mod. - I am. I'm king of the Mods."
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"I'm getting into the Mod scene. Check this guy out."
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"- Who's that berk? - Uber Mod."
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"Look at his hair. It's over a metre tall."
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"- That's good, is it? - Yeah. I reckon I could take his title."
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"With enough cheap wizz and a powerful hairdryer, I reckon I could beat that."
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"Start off in Europe and take that title, and then bang! Worldwide."
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"Whoa! It's gonna be enormous. It's gonna block out the sun."
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"- You'lI be in the shadows. - Are you ill?"
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"- Tommy hated Mods. - Thought he might."
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"- They enraged him on sight. - I thought they might."
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"Cos he was a Rocker. Used to go down to Brighton at weekends."
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"If he saw any Mods, he'd run at them, head-butt them off their scooters."
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"- Rockabilly Rhino, we called him. - Sounds like the work of a violent dwarf."
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"Well, he did have violent episodes, that is true."
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"But between those episodes, there was a calmer side to Tommy."
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"- A flip side. - Yeah. Tommy was a dreamer."
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"We all dream. But do we really dream?"
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"Yeah. We do."
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"Yeah, but do we really dream?"
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"- Yeah, we do. What's your point? - Tommy was a dreamer."
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"He had many dreams. He had dreams about this place, Vince."
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"He dreamt about a zoo so small it could fit inside a key."
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"Not his best dream. He had other dreams. That was Tommy's gift."
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"He could move from dream to dream, like the dream skipper."
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"- Did he eat a lot of cheese? - Yeah. A bit too much, actually."
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"Yeah. He had a problem with calcium build-up."
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"- ls that why his head was... - Yeah."
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"- Well, whatever. He's dead, so... - He's not dead."
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"- What? - He's allve."
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"- He's dead. - He's allve and guiding me. I sense him."
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"Guiding you where?"
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"Guiding me about my business, thank you very much."
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"About your business? You've gone wrong in your mind tank."
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"- What are you on about? - You've got to accept it. We all die."
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"We all die. But do we really die?"
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"- What is that? - Something Tommy taught me."
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"Never stop questioning the nature of reallty."
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"You're questioning it, but are you really questioning it?"
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"- Now you're getting it. - I am getting it."
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"- But am I really getting it? - That's enough now."
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"It is enough. But is it really enough?"
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"This is a staff announcement."
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"You are all fired, so pack up and ship out. Good day."
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"- What's going on, Mr Fossil? - Bainbridge is selling the zoo, Moon."
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"- What do you mean? - What part don't you get?"
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"Bainbridge sells zoo. They're building a road over it."
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"I'm gonna go to Miami and take up goIf."
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"- Bainbridge can't selI the zoo. - Why can't he?"
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"l'lI telI you why. Because of Tommy."
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"What do you know about Tommy? Tommy's dead."
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"They never found his body. Under Zoo Regulation 409 subsection C,"
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"he's technically the owner and you can't selI it."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, yeah? Let me show you something."
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"This is a contract. It said that Tommy owned the zoo"
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"but in the event of his disappearance, after 10 years, it reverts to Bainbridge."
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"Suck on that subsection."
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"Right."
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"Note to seIf. I hate whites."
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"Hey, Naboo. How are you?"
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"- I can't believe Bainbridge is selling up. - He's a ballbag."
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"What are you gonna do? You'lI be all right. You're a shaman. Speciallst job."
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"- I might transform into a mighty hawk. - A what?"
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"- Mighty hawk. - Wow."
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"Either that or work in Dixons. I haven't decided."
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"- That's a tough call. - What about you?"
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"I am king of the Mods so l'lI put a parka on and walk about like that,"
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"chewing gum."
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"It's a shame, though. I love this place. Gonna miss it."
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"Well, when the lion roars and the wind blows, who knows what might happen?"
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"What?"
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"Sorry."
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"Balabang-mamphor..."
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"Hey, Naboo. Naboo?"
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"(Drumming)"
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"(Drumming stops and starts)"
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"(Drumming starts then fades)"
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"Don't try and take me on. I'm king of the Mods."
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"Put me through to Dixon Bainbridge."
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"I don't know how to dial. Thank you."
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