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Clips from South Park - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (S10E10)

"We have to do something!"
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"It is obvious our children are still completely confused about 9/11!"
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"Yes, we need to go over it again in the class- room so they understand what really happened."
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"Well, what really happened?"
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"There's strong evidence that what we were told isn't the truth."
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"Oh no, oh brother, oh God."
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"That's right. Did you know that there were explosions seen at the base of the towers?"
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"Oh no, oh God, that's so retarded."
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"Look, what-ever you believe"
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"the fact of the matter is somebody..."
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"dropped a dookie in the school urinal and there's still no explanation for that!"
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"Mr. Mackey, there are more important things going on here!"
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"More important?!"
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"You aren't the one, who had to walk into the boys' bathroom, okay."
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"After having tuh, to wake up early, you know."
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"There's no, no coffee in the teachers' lounge, and then you"
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"you walk into the bathroom just to find a big dook laying there in the urinal!"
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"Like it's laughin' at you!"
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"He's right! The turd could have been put there to cover up 9/11!"
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"No, I'm not saying they're related! - How do we know they're not?"
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"We need to be brave enough to ask questions!"
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"It's obvious that before we go any further"
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"we need to find out who was behind 9/11 once and for all!"
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"Who else could it have been? - This is too big a mystery for me."
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"I think we'd better call in the Hardly Boys. - Oh no, not the Goddamend-"
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"The Hardly Boys. Two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries."
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"The Hardly Boys in:"
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"The Case of the World Trade Center Conspiracy."
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"So that's about the long and short of it, Hardly Boys."
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"There were two towers that stood right here and they're gone."
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"And nobody knows who's responsible?"
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"There are theories, but, nobody's certain."
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"Who would benefit most from two buildings disappearing?"
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"I just started getting a clue. - Really?"
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"Yeah, I'm totally getting a clue."
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"Oh, that's giving me a clue. Yeah, ye-yeah, I've got a raging clue right now."
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"Mine's pointing to the left."
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"Oh Frank, seriously, I have such a raging clue right now, I think we'd better follow it."
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"Okay, let's follow your raging clue."
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"Godspeed."
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"Kyle! - Aaaah!"
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"Dude!"
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"Do you mind telling me why CIA guys are coming to my house and questioning me about you?"
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"I don't know, dude. It's like everyone's putting pieces together that aren't there."
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"Well why did you have to involve me? - It's not my fault."
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"All right, look, I've been doing a lot of research on the Web"
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"and I found an organization who says they can prove you weren't involved in 9/11."
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"Really? - Come on."
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"We'l go out the back so they don't see you."
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"There's just one thing I need to know before we go: you weren't responsible for 9/11, right?"
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"Dude."
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"That's all I needed."
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"Now you might all think I've given up finding out who crapped in the urinal. M'kay?"
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"And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime."
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"This, is Mr. Venezuela, the school janitor. Okay?"
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"He's the person... who has to clean up..."
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"when some trickster... drops a dook in the wrong toilet!"
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"Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! Okay?"
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"He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works."
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"He's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay."
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"Then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud starin' 'him in the face!"
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"So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay."
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"You might as well have just drropped your pants"
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"and laid a turd right on top of Mr. Venezuela's head!"
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"Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! - Mr. Mackey!"
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"We got him. - Huh?"
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"We caught the person that did it."
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"Hi, we were hoping you can help us. My friend is being blamed for 9/11."
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"Aw geez. Come on in, kids."
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"It doesn't surprise me. More and more people are being blamed for 9/11 every day."
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"They are?"
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"Yeah, it a way of keeping people from seeing the real evidence."
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"I know it seems crazy, but 9/11 was pulled off by our own government"
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"so they could gain support for attacking the Middle East."
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"What? No no no. - know it's hard to believe."
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"Dude, why would the government attack its own buildings?"
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"It's called the False Flag policy. Make it look like the enemy attacked you."
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"Get all your citizens riled up and waving American flags."
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"Then you're free to invade any country you want."
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"That's retarded."
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"Look into the evidence of 9/11 and you'll see there are a lot of holes in their story."
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"There's a lot of holes in the Theory of Evolution too, it doesn't mean it's wrong."
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"You don't understand! The government controls everything."
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"The media, the corporations, they have the power to do anything they want."
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"Here, look! Read the labels on these! Go on, read them!"
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"Code 234."
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"We think they came from a governmentn office. - What is it?"
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"It's Anthrax. - Anthrax?!"
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"Someday we'll use it as evidence against them."
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"Stan, we can't be seen with this nutjob!"
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"Aw, aw, awww!"
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"Why, Clyde? Why did you do it?"
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"I don't know."
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"You got a whole school here, Clyde! M'kay?"
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"You got over three hundred people that need to use the boys' room."
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"Then you decide you're gonna be a comedian, m'kay."
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"And pinch one off in the urinal and leave it layin' there for everyone to have to look at!"
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"Okay okay, you think it's funny, but nobody else does!"
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"They gotta walk in that bathroom and see your rancid dook"
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"propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll!"
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"Mr. Mackey, Clyde's parents are here. - M'kay, that's good!"
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"Let's see what your mom and dad have to say about your little poopscapade!"
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"Come on in, please. I'm just trying to get your son to explain why"
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"he would drop a dook in the urinal!"
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"Mr. Mackey."
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"There's something you should know..."
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"Eh-xcuse me, there's been a misunderstanding."
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"Come on in, Mr. President."
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"Uh, Mr. President, my name is- - SSHHUUDDUUPP!"
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"You think we don't know your name?! We know everything! We control everything!"
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"We've all worked very hard to keep our involvement in 9/11 a secret!"
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"But you just had to keep digging!"
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"R eally?"
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"You won't get away with it! People know! - People?"
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"You mean sheeple."
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"We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance."
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"Just one more... leak... to fix."
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"Wait. What are you doing?"
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"You've been a thorn in our side for too long, I'm afraid."
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"No! You can't do this!"
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