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Clips from Avenue 5 - I Was Flying (S01E01)

"Get in, people. Enjoy the view."
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"Oh, God. Here we go."
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"Hi. Welcome to Judd Mission Control."
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"My name's Rav Mulcair, director of Judd Galaxy."
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"Oh, excuse me. hatch seal inspection all good?"
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"-All good. -Good."
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"As you can see, there's a lot of technology here,"
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"but all-- Uh, trajectory good?"
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"-EMPLOYEE: It's good. -Good. All you need to know"
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"is that it keeps your loved ones safe,"
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"and keeps me on the coffee. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Okay."
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"KAREN KELLY: Can't we have, like, forest or lake,"
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"or just, you know, space?"
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"It's been stuck on"
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""heavy industry" for two days now."
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"-No, it's not changing. -But can you fix it?"
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"I think he's trying, sweetheart."
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"You know, we have an observation deck."
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"-Yeah, there we go. -Oh! Okay,"
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"I have an observation and we don't even need to go"
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"-to a deck for it. -(MATT CHUCKLES)"
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"We paid for a space cruise."
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"Well, okay. I mean..."
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"-you say "paid," right? -(FRANK SIGHS)"
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"But it was your sister who paid for a non-transferable ticket."
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"-Now, I'm not saying... -All right."
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"-...you're stowaways. Right? -Whatever."
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"No. I hope you're not saying that."
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"MATT: No, Karen, look."
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"When I was 19, I would go to music festivals"
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"and I would sleep in the porta-potties,"
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"so I'm not a stranger to stowaway culture."
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"-(FRANK STUTTERS) -Okay, we're not stowaways."
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"-MATT: Okay. -She paid for a ticket,"
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"-she couldn't come. -FRANK: Right!"
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"Foot operation. Her little toe is enormous,"
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"bigger than her big toe,"
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"and I'm signed off with stress from my office, so--"
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"Sorry to interrupt, um..."
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"Miss Ellis in 810, she wants to know"
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"if we can move the guy in 811."
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"Apparently, his breathing sounds fat."
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"Okay. Uh... Excusez-moi."
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"Duty calls."
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"But I would love to disperse your irritation."
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"And I would love to hear more about Joyce's huge little toe,"
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"-so, uh... let's circle back. -Okay, well, I will circle back"
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"in an hour."
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"She will. She's very persistent."
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"(CHUCKLES) Well, I'm very absorbent."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"KAREN: What does that mean?"
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"I don't know."
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"Okay, let's go live to Avenue 5!"
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"How much do these know?"
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"Uh, the civilians know about the 26-second delay."
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"Lovely. Mr. Judd, hello! (CHUCKLES)"
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"Right."
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"ALAN: While we wait for the delay,"
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"why don't you... give them the tour?"
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"Oh, why don't I...? Thanks. Great idea."
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"Oi. Russian. Wind it."
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"Uh, that is an award-winning atrium, in terms of design--"
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"Yes. Yes. Yes to that."
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"This is the main dining area, which is red for a reason."
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"That is the spa area-- I can't deal with that now."
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"To help you relax."
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"There's even a soft play area. Yay."
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"I want one. (CHUCKLES)"
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"RAV MULCAIR: Mr. Judd, hello!"
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"-RYAN: Welcome to space! -(CHEERING)"
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"Wanna watch us run rings around Saturn?"
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"Why's she just standing there?"
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"Why is she-- Why is she not talking to us?"
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"-No, it's the delay. -What are you talk--"
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"I thought you had a guy outside fixing that."
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"We do have a guy outside."
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"BILLIE MCEVOY: All right. (SIGHS)"
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"Operation Complete Waste of Time. Joe..."
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"Tell me, what can you see?"
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"JOE: I see absolutely no point in being here."
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"I see that we are about three hours before we slingshot"
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"-around Titan... -(BUZZING)"
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"...and I see a warning light here."
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"JOE: There's usually some writing next to the light"
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"that tells you what it means."
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"(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) I think it's the Sarcasm Alarm."
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"-JOE: Well, it's working. -(RAPID BEEPING)"
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"(METAL HULL CREAKS)"
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"(CROWD SCREAMING)"
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"(BILLIE GASPS)"
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"-(PANTING) -(ALARM BLARING)"
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"The-- The gravity flipped to the port side."
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"JOE: Oh, you think?"
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"(MAN SCREAMING)"
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"(GIRL SCREAMS)"
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"JOE: Reset the grav sim."
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"(DOG WHIMPERS)"
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"-(BILLIE PANTING) -JOE: Now, Billie."
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"(YELLS)"
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"I can't quite... Joe, I can't quite--"
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"Just give me a second's warning."
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"(CROWD SCREAMS)"
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"All done, Joe."
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"Hello? Joe?"
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"You're welcome."
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"Ow. Fuck..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I was flying. Did you see that?"
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"I was-- I was flying."
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"Iris!"
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"Jay, I need to know what just happened,"
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"and who's to blame..."
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"JUDD: Iris!"
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"...and if you're okay."
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"Whose-- Whose dog is this?"
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"Someone help her!"
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"Who brings their dog to yoga?"
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