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Clips from Avenue 5 - I Was Flying (S01E01)

"♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
Avenue 5
"RYAN CLARK: Okay. Have a great morning, everybody."
Avenue 5
"Fly safe, fly true."
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"-MADS: Fly... -SARAH: Safe!"
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"-MADS: Fly... -SARAH: True."
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"NADIA: Captain Ryan."
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"JOHN: My daughter wanted to meet the hero"
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"who saved Avenue 3."
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"Oh, well, he's ov-- Oh, you mean me!"
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"-(CHUCKLING) Yes! -We're all heroes on this ship."
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"What's your name?"
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"-Jade. -Powerful."
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"Powerful name."
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"Okay, Captain Jade has the bridge, everybody."
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"Just in time to press the button to clear the main thrusters."
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"It's not connected to anything."
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"NADIA: This way, Captain Jade."
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"Good morning, Iris."
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"Surrounded by stars, and yet still you shine."
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"-Noted. Mr. Judd is indisposed. -Oh. That's a shame."
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"He's fracking some merchandise ideas,"
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"-and he just hit gas. -Did he say that?"
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"-Yes, he did. -Of course he said that."
Avenue 5
"So, you're hosting the passenger breakfast."
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"Your guests..."
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"-Is that Mrs. Rodriguez? -It is."
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"I met her yesterday. Deaf in both ears."
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"You could just say "deaf.""
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"I hear you, Iris. 'Cause I'm deaf in no ears."
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"-Breakfast is in-- -Crew karaoke tonight, Captain?"
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"I only ever sing when I'm drunk."
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"(SIGHS) So ask me again at 5:00 p.m."
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"-You got it. -Breakfast is in tw--"
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"Hey, set your phasers to fun."
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"-Aye, aye, Captain! -(LAUREN LAUGHS)"
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"-They are so great. -No, they're really not."
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"-Breakfast is in twenty minutes. -Twenty minutes, yeah."
Avenue 5
"Okay."
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"You know what you could talk about?"
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"We just set the record for the biggest yoga class in space."
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"RYAN: Really? Who did we beat?"
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"Come to the Judd Over Easy Breakfast Buffet."
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"If you're not completely satisfied,"
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"you're wrong."
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"Okay, all right, can we just be done now?"
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"I'm done. Are you?"
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"-Yes! I'm done. -Great."
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"So, can we just say sorry and move on?"
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"Movin' on."
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"-You didn't say you're sorry. -Neither did you."
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"You said, "Let's say sorry," but you didn't even say it."
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"(SIGHS) Okay, well, I'm sorry I ever married you."
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"-Is that good? -No."
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"-Is that good enough for you, Doug? -I'm sorry I ever met you."
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"Believe me, I can't wait to never see"
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"your lunky face ever again."
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"Oh, I know whose face you wanna see again."
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"Mr. Hunk McSpunk here."
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"-There you go. -MIA: Jesus, did you go through my phone?"
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"-You psycho! -You zoom in--"
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"I zoomed in too much. Wait. Right there!"
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"I bet you wanna rock that like a bad banana,"
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"-don't you? -Yeah. You know what? I do."
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"And thank you for reminding me"
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"of all the hot banging sex I had with him."
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"-It was phe-no-me-nal! -Oh, I'm glad you loved it."
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"-Okay. -DOUG: Oh, shit."
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"I forgot my... plate back there. Save me a seat."
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"Oh. Yeah, yeah, sure. By the way,"
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"it's gonna be at the bottom of the swimming pool"
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"on Deck Fuck You!"
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"-(DOUG CHUCKLES) -WOMAN: I'm so sorry."
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"Can you hand me three Danishes, please?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy today's cocktail,"
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"the Judder Juice."
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"It's mostly milk."
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"Hey. Good job."
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"I like to see folk take pride in their work,"
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"even if some might call that work "menial.""
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"Not me, though. I value your labor."
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"Uh, I didn't see the gloves. Thanks. (SIGHS)"
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"-Oh, Mr. Judd. You're here. -Hey."
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"-I thought, uh-- -Yeah. No, no, no."
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"I came up with a week's worth of great ideas"
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"in, like, 11 minutes."
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"Here. Uh, make what I say on here happen."
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"Who's my favorite captain? Ooh!"
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"New idea."
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) For fuck's sake."
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"We'd sell more steaks"
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"if the restaurant was completely red."
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"That's science, probably."
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"Uh, check that it's science."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Change restaurant lights to red."
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"HERMAN JUDD: (SIGHS) Yoga. So relaxing."
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"And I'm not even bending."
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"(AMERICAN ACCENT) It's a yoga supernova. They bend so we don't have to."
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"Does yoga burn a lot of calories?"
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"Because we're losing profits in the food court."
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"Can they, like, move more?"
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"-IRIS KIMURA: Um... -JUDD: Fast yoga?"
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"IRIS: Fast yoga?"
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"You know how old asteroids are?"
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"They're even more ancient than this old astronaut."
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"MAN: (OVER PA) Final call for the asteroid."
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"But they don't look as good for their age."
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"Look at that piston, huh?"
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"He's been checked, right? The old guy?"
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"-To work with kids? -The ex-astronaut? Of course."
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"Yeah, he's just telling them"
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"-about the... -Oh! Oh, the asteroid!"
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"Everybody up! Up! There's a-- a hot-ass rock comin'!"
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"-Come on! -IRIS: He means please."
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"(OVER PA) An asteroid is coming, in a good way!"
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"ALAN LEWIS: Diagnostics came back on Ave 2."
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"Slight oxygen dip, but should be nominal by 0900."
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"Uh, Ave 5 slingshot round Titan is all on schedule."
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"-How did the vent clean go? -Uh, A-Okay. Although--"
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"Great, keep me updated on the Titan fly-past."
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