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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - The Gift (S03E03)

"(MARQUESS GROANS)"
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"(MURMURING)"
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"Bosie."
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"This better be (BLEEP) important, Marquess."
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"It is very (BLEEP) important."
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"God damn, Marquess, don't swear in front of my daughter."
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"All right, listen. After a lot of thought, I've decided to use"
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"-my go-back. -Oh. What's a go-back?"
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"All ghosts are allowed one go-back,"
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"where they can go back in time and right a wrong."
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"But, you only get one. So, I was saving mine, you know, for something big,"
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"like, um, you know, go back in time and kill Hitler."
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"You know, before he really got going."
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"You would not have the balls to kill Hitler."
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"(EXCLAIMS) Hitler? Yes. Yes, I would."
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"Ah, really? How would you do it?"
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"With a gun! Or... Something."
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"You don't know how to shoot a (BLEEP) gun."
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"Well, then! Ah! I'll hit him. With a shovel."
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"Where would you get a shovel and be near Hitler?"
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"Pigeon! It doesn't matter. Because that's not gonna happen,"
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"because I'm not gonna use my go-back for it."
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"I'm gonna use my go-back and make amends with my son, Bosie."
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"Why don't you go back a little further and not name him Bosie?"
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"Are you done? Are you seriously, seriously done?"
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"Now, here's the fun thing about a go-back."
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"Although you only get one, you can take as many people as you want with you."
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"Living, dead, it doesn't matter. Now."
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"Oh, wait. Now that I think about it, I think you can only take five."
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"I think five is the max. But, ah! There's only three of you, so we're good. So."
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"Here's what you do. We all stand in a circle."
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"And then I say, "Go back, go back, let's go back.""
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"And then you say, "Okay, okay, okay, okay.""
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"Oh, my God."
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"(CHURCH BELLS TOLLING)"
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"(GASPS) Oh, my God. That's his house."
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"You got this, Marquess. Don't worry about us. We'll be here, just blending in."
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"Tip, tip, cheerio."
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"Top o' the morning to ya, governor."
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"Oh, Bosie."
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"What are you doing here, Father?"
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"Oh, yes. Well, I want to apologize to you. For everything."
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"I'm sorry. And, I love you. And, I'm sorry."
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"Oh, and I love that scarf. Is that J. Crew?"
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"-What? -What? Nothing."
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"The important thing is, I'm sorry."
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"Well. That means the world to me."
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"(SOBBING) Oh. Oh!"
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"Oh, Father."
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"-OSCAR: Bosie, darling? Who's there? -Hmm?"
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"(GASPS) Oh. Oscar. Uh, you're looking well."
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"You've lost some weight."
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"Doing hard labor in prison, thanks to you."
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"Ah. (LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)"
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"Oh, Deezy, I can't, I'm in London right now."
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"Why don't you get your sister to pick you up?"
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"Then get a taxi! Damn, Deezy, you can't wait until you land"
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"-to figure out your (BLEEP) ride? -(PHONE BEEPS)"
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"I did it! (LAUGHS) He was very happy."
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"I even apologized to Oscar Wilde! So, conscience clean."
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"Successful go-back."
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"Ah, forgive me, but we're visiting from Germany and my husband is in there."
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"Will you watch my baby while I go get him?"
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"-Yeah, no problem. -Ah, thank you."
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"What is your name?"
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"-Mike Tyson. -I am Klara Hitler,"
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"-and this is my baby, Adolf. -(GASPS)"
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"Oy, you lot! Mind this shovel while I go in there and have a piss."
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"(GRUMBLES)"
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"(BABY ADOLF COOING)"
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"No, I don't... Uh..."
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"(GROANS)"
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"MARQUESS: Present day, present day, what do you say, present day!"
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"PIGEON AND YUNG: Okay, okay, okay, okay."
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"Whoo! Wasn't that fun?"
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"Well, that was classic. Marquess had a chance to kill Hitler"
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"-and didn't have the balls. -(STAMMERING)"
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"I had the balls. Kill baby Hitler and save six million Jews?"
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"No-brainer."
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"I bet that was a shocking visual"
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"for all those people on that street, huh?"
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"Oh, no! We never got that guy a birthday present for his wife!"
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"Oh, you know what? Let's just get him a (BLEEP) gift card."
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"Shalom aleichem."
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"-Shalom! -Shalom."
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"Shalom."
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"Shalom aleichem!"
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Ah? Oh, yeah, hey, yeah. Sure, maybe."
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"Uh, I think I'm late for a meeting?"
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"Uh, with who?"
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"I think it was supposed to start at 10:00."
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"Well, what's your name, sir?"
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"Richard. It's not gonna be on there."
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"Look, I'm with the, uh, Mike Tyson Mystery Squad."
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"Or Mystery... Mystery Group. Something. I don't know what it's called."
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"What? I don't know why you're looking at me like that. It's Mike Tyson,"
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"one of the world's most famous people."
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"He's got a tattoo on his face."
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"Any of this ringing a bell, doll?"
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"The Mike Tyson Mystery Team is meeting with Jonathan Bowman,"
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"and his office is just down that way."
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"Mystery Team, you're right. Thank you."
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"Good morning."
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"So, what are some of the other properties going for?"
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"(SCOFFS) Nice of you to join us."
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"-Where were you? -None of your (BLEEP) business, that's where I was."
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"Okay, well, let me look at the numbers and I'll get back to you. Take care."
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"Okay. Sorry about that. I was saying,"
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"my wife is turning 42 and I don't know what to get her."
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"I'd really like it to be something special, because I work nonstop"
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"and she's at home all day with our four kids."
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"Four kids, huh? Hey, I know what you can get her!"
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"Vaginal rejuvenation surgery."
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"-Pigeon! -What?"
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"I'm hearing great things about it these days."
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"They do it with a laser, it's outpatient."
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