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Clips from The Goldbergs - I Heart Video Dating (S04E04)

"So... (CLICKS TONGUE) Let's have some fun."
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"Boom! And that's how love is made."
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"I don't know, Erica. Maybe your mom's right about all this."
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"Your friend makes a good point about me being right, Erica."
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"Yeah, normally, I just go with the flow,"
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"but I'm starting to take sides here, too."
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"Everyone stop talking. Trust me, Mr. Lewis."
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"I know love and romance. It's my jam."
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"So let's just give it a shot."
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"And three, two, one, get some!"
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"Hi. This is Bill Lewis of Bill Lewis Flooring and Tile."
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"I'm looking for a nice, clean lady to spend my days with."
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"It used to be my wife."
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"Oh, no."
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"Man, she was pretty. Smelled nice."
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"Tight, little body from all the Jane Fonda."
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"Son of a bitch, Billy Boy! You had it all!"
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"- No. - Daddy?"
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"One day she just walked out on me."
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"All she left behind was this single leg warmer."
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"I wear it on my arm to keep her close."
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"- Not good. - Hard to watch."
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"Dang it, I miss you so much, pookie!"
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"(SNIFFLES) So, so much!"
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"Also, you must be stacked."
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"I'm so, so sorry."
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"Okay, cut. Great. I think we got it."
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"I don't think you did."
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"ADULT ADAM: As Erica's matchmaking was stalling out,"
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"Barry's career planning was just revving up."
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"Corporate leader?"
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"I know, right? Evy told me what bubbles to fill in,"
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"and now I'm gonna be a CEO."
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"She says I'm a natural leader."
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"- Sit up straight. - Yes, my love."
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"BARRY: This is bull crap!"
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"There's no practical job that will ever meet"
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"Barry's three criteria for career awesomeness."
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"One, a position of unchallenged authority."
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"You're stretching all wrong, Matt Raymer."
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"I want you to drop into a lunge right here."
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"That's the quad. Work the quad."
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"That is the engine room of the body."
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"Two. No desk or formal pants."
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"This is where games are won or lost."
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"There you go. What are you looking at me for?"
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"And three. It requires athletic skill"
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"and physical intimidation."
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"You call that a chest pass, Luke Schmidt?"
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"Run laps till you see God."
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"- Shake a leg. - (BLOWS WHISTLE)"
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"ADULT ADAM: In that moment,"
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"my brother finally knew what his future would hold,"
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"kickballs, tube socks, and a shiny whistle."
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"Coach, I want to be your athletic apprentice"
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"so that one day I can take your place"
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"when you climb that big rope into the sky."
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"Ah, I see. Goofing on old Coach, huh?"
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"Well, we'll see who's laughing after you do 3,000 squat thrusts."
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"No, I'm serious."
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"I want to teach gym, sir."
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"My God. It's finally happening."
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"I'm gonna be a mentor."
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"- Are you crying? - My eyes are just celebrating."
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"Here. Take this."
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"- Training begins now! - (AIR BLOWS)"
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"Damn it, I broke it! Why do I have such powerful lungs?"
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"No, it's a training whistle."
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"You'll get the tiny, little ball that makes it work"
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"- when you're ready. - When will that be?"
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"Coach will know."
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"Now let the physical education education begin."
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"First up, drink this mix of celery and cod."
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"Glug hard, boy. Glug hard."
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"ADULT ADAM: While Barry hit a home run with his new career,"
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"Erica was striking out at matchmaking."
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"Swing and a miss. Bill struck out."
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"Not one response to his video."
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"How is that possible?"
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"Honestly, I've never seen such a negative reaction,"
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"and a lot of my clients are just me in different costumes."
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"There has to be someone for Bill."
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"This thing guarantees a match."
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"No, it says it "Gurantees a match.""
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"And that's not a real word,"
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"so it's not a legally binding contract."
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"Don't make me leave empty-handed."
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"Please, I need to find someone."
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"GEOFF: Erica?"
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"Oh, hi, guys. What you doing?"
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"Geoff put some charm jewelry on layaway."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Are you video-dating?"
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"What? No, no, no."
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"I'm only here to help set up my best friend's dad."
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"I know when I say that out loud,"
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"it doesn't sound great or real, but it's both."
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"Well, best of luck with whatever this is."
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"- Gross. - Ah... Young love."
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"Look, I need to find Bill someone."
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"It's how I'm gonna prove that I'm good at this."
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"With the tape Bill made? Not a chance."
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"Well, then I'll make a better one."
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"And I've got just the person to help."
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"Nerd, I need you to make an awesome video for Lainey's dad."
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"Holy balls! My first professional paid gig!"
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"- I'm not paying you. - Still a professional gig, though."
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"- It's really not. - I see it now."
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"We open on a time portal"
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"as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth."
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"He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator."
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"Yeah, no nudity or time travel."
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"Just make Mr. Lewis look cool, you know, macho."
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"We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint."
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"What's with the "F"?"
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"There's another Adam Goldberg at school."
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"He's super-sensitive."
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"I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion."
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"Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you."
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"ADULT ADAM: But I wasn't the only one landing a gig"
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