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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Debate (S02E02)

"Welcome to "Mayor Chat."I'm Chet Danville outside the home"
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"of Mayor-For-Now, Neil Bremer,"
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"for some good, old-fashioned field reporting."
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"Journalism! - Oh, jeez!"
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"Dan, it's okay. He's harmless."
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"Tell that to the mice in my lemon tree."
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"Mayor Bremer, on the brink of an historic recall,"
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"do you care to comment on DaughterGate?"
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"Your own daughter is supporting Titi B."
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"Whip pan!"
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"Oh, this is great."
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"This is great TV. Look at his face."
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"Orly, you're team Titi,"
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"and you put a bumper sticker on a lease?"
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"I'm sorry, Dad."
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"But supporting her is the only way to get access"
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"to her exclusive emoji pack."
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"Okay, I guarantee you"
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"Titi B. does not want my job."
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"The office Wi-Fi never has more than two bars."
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"If Titi B. is still in this race tomorrow,"
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"I'll buy you a car."
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"Oh, wait. I already did."
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"You said it was a lease. Were you lying, Mr. Mayor?"
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"Come on, Chet, no, get that-- oh, stop."
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"[bright music]"
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"♪"
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"Hey, cubs."
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"I'm coming to you from my CryoPartment,"
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"the only cryo chamber designed for teens by teens."
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"Now I know I promised a big announcement"
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"in today's livestream,"
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"and you guys..."
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"I've signed a deal with Netflix!"
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"Obvs this means I won't be able to do mayor,"
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"but like, shouldn't I play Eleanor Reagan"
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"in a movie or something?"
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"Also, I think this CryoPartment"
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"just cured my ADHD."
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"[laughs] I knew it."
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"I knew she'd get distracted by something shiny."
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"Way to shame her for her ADHD, Dad."
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"I gotta get Tommy over here."
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"Our whole debate strategy just changed."
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"Consult a physician if your blood completely freezes."
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"Alexa, call Jaden."
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"We got a real debate on our hands!"
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"[in robotic voice] Calling Jaden,"
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"because people walk all over me."
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"Good morning, fellow colleagues."
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"Likewise, colleague."
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"Oh, my God, this might be worse than the flirting."
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"No, wait. Nothing's worse than that."
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"I bet you can't pick me up."
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"- I bet I can. - No, I bet you--oh, my God!"
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"James, you're so strong! [squeals]"
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"Now that we're actually dating,"
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"we're just trying to be professional, Thomas."
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"Ugh. [phone vibrates]"
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"Good morning, sir."
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"Look, I'm gonna be out of the office"
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"prepping for the debate today."
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"So I need you to hold down the fort."
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"On it, sir--I will hold down this fort like--"
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"oh, who's that guy from history?"
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"He had a hat. I wanna say Texas--"
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"Yeah, okay. We both got busy days."
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"[quirky music]"
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"♪"
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"Where's your fridge?"
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"I don't eat anything that requires refrigeration."
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"Now focus up. Without that Gen Z Barbie"
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"on stage, we can actually have a substantive debate"
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"where I give Mayor Bremer a fact-based smackdown."
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"Yeah, it's just that debates aren't actually won on facts."
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"It's about perception."
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"Like most voters, I just scroll through my phone,"
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"see who's smiling, who's got a bug on their head."
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"To quote Thomas Jefferson-- problematic--"
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""An informed citizenry"
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"is at the heart of a dynamic democracy.""
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"Boring. Change the channel."
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"So you want me to get up there, and what,"
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"smile and talk about nothing?"
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"You're the one who asked me to rebrand you."
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"Like Dunkin' or Maleficent."
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"If you go on TV dressed like the meanest newsie,"
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"and start handing out fact-based smackdowns,"
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"then you're just back to the old Arpi who loses elections."
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"[sighs]"
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"I've always refused to play this game."
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"But I've never been this close to glory."
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"Let's do this, Kwapis."
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"Tart me up and dumb me down."
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"When I'm done with you,"
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"you're gonna stop getting your mail"
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"'cause your mailman won't recognize you."
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"He'll think you moved. He'll have to take it back."
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"When Titi B. was running,"
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"no one could think about anything else."
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"Like when there's a bird in the food court."
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"Now we can focus on who is actually"
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"most qualified for the job."
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"Uh, we do need to be careful there."
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"If we engage with Arpi in actual debate,"
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"you're gonna look like a lightweight."
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"Hey. I know the issues."
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"Mr. Mayor, do you think everyone in L. A."
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"should be on a time-of-use variable utility rate,"
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"or do you stand by the current tiered system?"
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"Thank you for that question."
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"The tiered system-- well, I just spoke with--"
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"[sighs] Oh, shoot, uh..."
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"[shutter clicks]"
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"Is this the image you want to project on stage today?"
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"I look like my grandfather trying to set a digital watch."
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"Right, which is why we're not going to engage on the issues."
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"This is an oppo-research dossier"
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"that I prepared on Arpi."
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"Arrests for civil disobedience,"
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