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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - The Moving Finger (S01E01)

...the tiny American...

"...the tiny American..."

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...works his way slowly but torturously...

"...works his way slowly but torturously..."

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...through bone and marrow...

"...through bone and marrow..."

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...into his very brain.

"...into his very brain."

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Even l cannot do that.

"Even l cannot do that."

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l bet you could.

"l bet you could."

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She's got a sense of humour, huh?

"She's got a sense of humour, huh?"

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Oh, yes. Yes, she's a million laughs.

"Oh, yes. Yes, she's a million laughs."

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What does he do-- The little astronaut. --once he gets inside there?

"What does he do-- The little astronaut. --once he gets inside there?"

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-l hope he does not sneeze. -Not a bad idea.

"-l hope he does not sneeze. -Not a bad idea."

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On second thought, negative.

"On second thought, negative."

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lt might scatter the information he's obtained.

"lt might scatter the information he's obtained."

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Now-- Now we have the little astronaut...

"Now-- Now we have the little astronaut..."

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...inside the big astronaut...

"...inside the big astronaut..."

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...and he has obtained information vital and necessary...

"...and he has obtained information vital and necessary..."

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...to the defence of our country.

"...to the defence of our country."

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-Any questions? -Yes.

"-Any questions? -Yes."

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How does the little astronaut get out?

"How does the little astronaut get out?"

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Good question.

"Good question."

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How does he get out?

"How does he get out?"

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l'd better track down that writer of ours, wherever he is.

"l'd better track down that writer of ours, wherever he is."

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l want you to know that we have put...

"l want you to know that we have put..."

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...the best story minds in Hollywood on this.

"...the best story minds in Hollywood on this."

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And we have spared no expense in casting.

"And we have spared no expense in casting."

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We've done our part. Now you must do your part.

"We've done our part. Now you must do your part."

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And what's that, sir?

"And what's that, sir?"

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Keep this picture believable.

"Keep this picture believable."

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Miss Mitchell, ready on the set, please.

"Miss Mitchell, ready on the set, please."

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l want you to meet our lovely astronaut, Miss Rita Mitchell.

"l want you to meet our lovely astronaut, Miss Rita Mitchell."

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Ready, Miss Mitchell.

"Ready, Miss Mitchell."

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Rita, darling, l want you to meet our technical advisor...

"Rita, darling, l want you to meet our technical advisor..."

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...the famous Captain Tony Thompson.

"...the famous Captain Tony Thompson."

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-Nelson. -Oh, well, l'm impressed.

"-Nelson. -Oh, well, l'm impressed."

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Henry, l never thought l'd get to meet a real live astronaut.

"Henry, l never thought l'd get to meet a real live astronaut."

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Well, l never thought l'd get to meet a real, live Rita Mitchell.

"Well, l never thought l'd get to meet a real, live Rita Mitchell."

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l'm giving a little cocktail party tonight in your honour...

"l'm giving a little cocktail party tonight in your honour..."

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...at my house.

"...at my house."

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Good.

"Good."

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Well, and of course, you're invited too.

"Well, and of course, you're invited too."

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Well, thank you.

"Well, thank you."

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lt will be a welcome change from staying home alone with my bottle.

"lt will be a welcome change from staying home alone with my bottle."

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-They're ready for you, Miss Mitchell. -Oh, yes.

"-They're ready for you, Miss Mitchell. -Oh, yes."

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Oh, there you are, darling. Come in.

"Oh, there you are, darling. Come in."

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l am sorry we are late, but Captain Nelson had much dictating to do.

"l am sorry we are late, but Captain Nelson had much dictating to do."

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Oh, well, we're going to make him forget all of-- Come say hi to....

"Oh, well, we're going to make him forget all of-- Come say hi to...."

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l'm three olives ahead of you.

"l'm three olives ahead of you."

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This is Captain Nelson's secretary.

"This is Captain Nelson's secretary."

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And l think maybe l'm in the wrong business.

"And l think maybe l'm in the wrong business."

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Maybe you're in the wrong business.

"Maybe you're in the wrong business."

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lsn't she scrumptious?

"lsn't she scrumptious?"

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This is Jeannie Jeannie. A name worth repeating.

"This is Jeannie Jeannie. A name worth repeating."

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This is Hubie, and this is Chris Daily.

"This is Hubie, and this is Chris Daily."

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How do you do?

"How do you do?"

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Tell me, how long have you been a secretary?

"Tell me, how long have you been a secretary?"

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Since noon.

"Since noon."

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And where did you study stenography?

"And where did you study stenography?"

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Where did l study what?

"Where did l study what?"

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l've always been fascinated by space.

"l've always been fascinated by space."

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l'm a scientist at heart.

"l'm a scientist at heart."

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No kidding? You don't look like one.

"No kidding? You don't look like one."

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Don't laugh. l have a master's degree in physics.

"Don't laugh. l have a master's degree in physics."

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Really?

"Really?"

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Maybe you're in the wrong business.

"Maybe you're in the wrong business."

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Maybe you should think of becoming an astronaut.

"Maybe you should think of becoming an astronaut."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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You don't mind if l call you Jeannie, do you?

"You don't mind if l call you Jeannie, do you?"

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You know, you ought to think...

"You know, you ought to think..."

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...about becoming a movie star like Rita Mitchell.

"...about becoming a movie star like Rita Mitchell."

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There aren't many girls like you around.

"There aren't many girls like you around."

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-How did you know? -Well, l--

"-How did you know? -Well, l--"

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You know, honey, you're my kind of people.

"You know, honey, you're my kind of people."

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The neck ring fits onto the suit here...

"The neck ring fits onto the suit here..."

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...and the helmet threads onto it.

"...and the helmet threads onto it."

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And the unit is carried by hand.

"And the unit is carried by hand."

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Do you believe in fate?

"Do you believe in fate?"

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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l do too.

"l do too."

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Oh, you and l are gonna make beautiful musicals together.

"Oh, you and l are gonna make beautiful musicals together."

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Let's have a drink on that.

"Let's have a drink on that."

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l can't offer you the excitement...

"l can't offer you the excitement..."

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...l'm sure you're used to as an astronaut...

"...l'm sure you're used to as an astronaut..."

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...but l do hope you'll let me show you the real Hollywood.

"...but l do hope you'll let me show you the real Hollywood."

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That sounds exciting enough.

"That sounds exciting enough."

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Good, then we'll start with lunch tomorrow in Beverly Hills.

"Good, then we'll start with lunch tomorrow in Beverly Hills."

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Beverly Hills. About 1 :00?

"Beverly Hills. About 1 :00?"

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Oh, boy!

"Oh, boy!"

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Jeannie, you cut this out!

"Jeannie, you cut this out!"

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l'm not kidding, this time you've gone too far!

"l'm not kidding, this time you've gone too far!"

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Now, just knock it off!

"Now, just knock it off!"

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You rained on me. Go on, deny it.

"You rained on me. Go on, deny it."

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Deny that you were that rainstorm.

"Deny that you were that rainstorm."

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l refuse to answer on the grounds that you might get angry.

"l refuse to answer on the grounds that you might get angry."

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Get angry? l'd like to mail you home.

"Get angry? l'd like to mail you home."

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Your home, not mine.

"Your home, not mine."

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You are going out again with the woman of many husbands?

"You are going out again with the woman of many husbands?"

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Yes, as a matter of fact, l am.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, l am."

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We're gonna have lunch and discuss the picture.

"We're gonna have lunch and discuss the picture."

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And l don't want you raining in my soup.

"And l don't want you raining in my soup."

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Master, if l were a movie star, would you have lunch with me?

"Master, if l were a movie star, would you have lunch with me?"

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Sure. Sure. Any time. l'll see you later. Goodbye.

"Sure. Sure. Any time. l'll see you later. Goodbye."

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Then l will have to become a movie star.

"Then l will have to become a movie star."

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l do not know how, but if it will save him, then l must do it.

"l do not know how, but if it will save him, then l must do it."

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May l get down now, please?

"May l get down now, please?"

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Hold it. Don't move. You could get hurt up there.

"Hold it. Don't move. You could get hurt up there."

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l'll let you down.

"l'll let you down."

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l wish you extras would quit playing with our equipment.

"l wish you extras would quit playing with our equipment."

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-Who are you? You're not an extra. -l am looking for Mr. Tracy.

"-Who are you? You're not an extra. -l am looking for Mr. Tracy."

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-ls he here? -Oh, is he expecting you?

"-ls he here? -Oh, is he expecting you?"

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Oh, no, l do not think so.

"Oh, no, l do not think so."

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But last night he said l should be a star like Rita Mitchell.

"But last night he said l should be a star like Rita Mitchell."

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-Just like that, huh? -Yes.

"-Just like that, huh? -Yes."

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l would like to be a star by tonight, if it is not too much trouble.

"l would like to be a star by tonight, if it is not too much trouble."

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Oh, no, no. No trouble at all.

"Oh, no, no. No trouble at all."

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You know what she needs? A screen test.

"You know what she needs? A screen test."

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One screen test coming right up.

"One screen test coming right up."

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-What can you do? -Do?

"-What can you do? -Do?"

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l can disappear.

"l can disappear."

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She can disappear.

"She can disappear."

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But not before l get your name and phone number, sweetie.

"But not before l get your name and phone number, sweetie."

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Well, l can make myself into smoke.

"Well, l can make myself into smoke."

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