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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - The Moving Finger (S01E01)

Hi there, Jeannie.

"Hi there, Jeannie."

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l thought you were still asleep. l was gonna leave a note for you.

"l thought you were still asleep. l was gonna leave a note for you."

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Here.

"Here."

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That will explain everything, okay?

"That will explain everything, okay?"

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'' Dear Jeannie, l saw no reason to disturb you. l am going''--

"'' Dear Jeannie, l saw no reason to disturb you. l am going''--"

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Going away on a business trip?!

"Going away on a business trip?!"

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'' Be a good genie. We'll see you in 1 0 day''--

"'' Be a good genie. We'll see you in 1 0 day''--"

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Master, you must not go on this journey without me.

"Master, you must not go on this journey without me."

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You do not know what trouble you will get into.

"You do not know what trouble you will get into."

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-Please, let me out of here, master. -Jeannie.

"-Please, let me out of here, master. -Jeannie."

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Now, come on. Come on, Jeannie.

"Now, come on. Come on, Jeannie."

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Now stop that.

"Now stop that."

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Jeannie. Jeannie. Jeannie! Jeannie!

"Jeannie. Jeannie. Jeannie! Jeannie!"

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l think you're trying to tell me something.

"l think you're trying to tell me something."

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And l think l better listen.

"And l think l better listen."

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You and l had better have a talk.

"You and l had better have a talk."

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You are headed for disaster.

"You are headed for disaster."

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You were leaving without me.

"You were leaving without me."

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l explained everything in my note.

"l explained everything in my note."

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l was on my way to a--

"l was on my way to a--"

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-To a military mission. -Where?

"-To a military mission. -Where?"

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To a city called Hollywood, in a place called California...

"To a city called Hollywood, in a place called California..."

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-...where they make moving pictures. -Why must you go?

"-...where they make moving pictures. -Why must you go?"

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Because NASA has assigned me as a technical director...

"Because NASA has assigned me as a technical director..."

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...for an astronaut movie that Mammoth Studios is going to make.

"...for an astronaut movie that Mammoth Studios is going to make."

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You mean astronauts are going to be in these moving pictures?

"You mean astronauts are going to be in these moving pictures?"

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Yeah. That's right. Well, actually, it stars Rita Mitchell.

"Yeah. That's right. Well, actually, it stars Rita Mitchell."

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Rita Mitchell has had six husbands...

"Rita Mitchell has had six husbands..."

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...and is looking for her seventh.

"...and is looking for her seventh."

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Oh, you are going to need all the help l can give you.

"Oh, you are going to need all the help l can give you."

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Say, that's a cute outfit.

"Say, that's a cute outfit."

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-Where do you think you're going? -l am going with thee.

"-Where do you think you're going? -l am going with thee."

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l have never seen pictures that move or a Rita Mitchell.

"l have never seen pictures that move or a Rita Mitchell."

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Well, it's really nothing much to see.

"Well, it's really nothing much to see."

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Besides, you've got your studying to do, young lady. And that's important.

"Besides, you've got your studying to do, young lady. And that's important."

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You got 2000 years to catch up on.

"You got 2000 years to catch up on."

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Have you done your homework?

"Have you done your homework?"

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There are so many things in your papers and books...

"There are so many things in your papers and books..."

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-...that l do not understand. -Well, just take--

"-...that l do not understand. -Well, just take--"

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Take the red crayon and circle all the things you don't understand...

"Take the red crayon and circle all the things you don't understand..."

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...and l'll explain it all-- Explain everything to you.

"...and l'll explain it all-- Explain everything to you."

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Why can l not make red circles in Hollywood?

"Why can l not make red circles in Hollywood?"

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Come on.

"Come on."

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-Yes? -Your car is here, captain.

"-Yes? -Your car is here, captain."

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Can l get your bags?

"Can l get your bags?"

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No, no, l'll take care of my own bags.

"No, no, l'll take care of my own bags."

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-l'll see you in a moment, sergeant. -Yes, sir.

"-l'll see you in a moment, sergeant. -Yes, sir."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Now, Jeannie. Now--

"Now, Jeannie. Now--"

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Hey, hey, hey, l got a good idea. A very, very good idea.

"Hey, hey, hey, l got a good idea. A very, very good idea."

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Look, l'm gonna--

"Look, l'm gonna--"

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l'm gonna put my name on this envelope.

"l'm gonna put my name on this envelope."

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And l'm gonna give you the address of my hotel...

"And l'm gonna give you the address of my hotel..."

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...in Hollywood, California...

"...in Hollywood, California..."

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...and anything you don't understand, you just mail to me...

"...and anything you don't understand, you just mail to me..."

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...and l will explain to you by return mail. See?

"...and l will explain to you by return mail. See?"

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As you wish, master.

"As you wish, master."

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l hope your journey gives you much pleasure.

"l hope your journey gives you much pleasure."

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There are no pleasures involved in this.

"There are no pleasures involved in this."

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This is a military assignment direct from Washington, D.C.

"This is a military assignment direct from Washington, D.C."

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Now, you be a good girl.

"Now, you be a good girl."

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Oh, l am going to be a very good girl.

"Oh, l am going to be a very good girl."

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Thanks, Jeannie. Write often.

"Thanks, Jeannie. Write often."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Here you are. Thanks.

"Here you are. Thanks."

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Rita Mitchell, huh?

"Rita Mitchell, huh?"

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-Captain Nelson? A letter for you, sir. -Oh, thanks.

"-Captain Nelson? A letter for you, sir. -Oh, thanks."

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Rita, or should l say, Miss Mitchell...

"Rita, or should l say, Miss Mitchell..."

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...as your technical advisor...

"...as your technical advisor..."

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...l want you to know that no sacrifice is too great.

"...l want you to know that no sacrifice is too great."

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Master, what is Medicare?

"Master, what is Medicare?"

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Jeannie, what are you doing here?

"Jeannie, what are you doing here?"

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Don't tell me. l know. l know.

"Don't tell me. l know. l know."

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You couldn't finish the article until you knew what a Medicare was.

"You couldn't finish the article until you knew what a Medicare was."

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Thou art so clever.

"Thou art so clever."

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Oh, God! lf there's anything l can't stand, it's a smart-aleck genie.

"Oh, God! lf there's anything l can't stand, it's a smart-aleck genie."

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lf l was so clever, l'd never have opened your bottle on that beach.

"lf l was so clever, l'd never have opened your bottle on that beach."

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Art thou really sorry?

"Art thou really sorry?"

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No, l guess not. l've grown accustomed to your smoke.

"No, l guess not. l've grown accustomed to your smoke."

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So that is Rita Mitchell. She is beautiful.

"So that is Rita Mitchell. She is beautiful."

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'' Rita Mitchell's six husbands. Who will be number seven?''

"'' Rita Mitchell's six husbands. Who will be number seven?''"

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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Yes, this is Captain Nelson here.

"Yes, this is Captain Nelson here."

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Hello, Mr. Tracy.

"Hello, Mr. Tracy."

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Stage 1 2-A.

"Stage 1 2-A."

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Right, l-- l can leave right away. Right. Thank you.

"Right, l-- l can leave right away. Right. Thank you."

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That's the producer. He's waiting at the studio.

"That's the producer. He's waiting at the studio."

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-What will l do with you? -Take me with you.

"-What will l do with you? -Take me with you."

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As what, a harem dancer? This is business.

"As what, a harem dancer? This is business."

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Meet thy new secretary.

"Meet thy new secretary."

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l'm putting my foot down. You are not gonna leave this room.

"l'm putting my foot down. You are not gonna leave this room."

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-l can't have you-- -We are late, master.

"-l can't have you-- -We are late, master."

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Pardon me, l'm Captain Nelson. l have an appointment with Mr. Tracy.

"Pardon me, l'm Captain Nelson. l have an appointment with Mr. Tracy."

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Oh, yes, captain. Mr. Tracy is waiting for you on stage 1 2-A.

"Oh, yes, captain. Mr. Tracy is waiting for you on stage 1 2-A."

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You'll find it down this way. To the left.

"You'll find it down this way. To the left."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Charlie...

"Charlie..."

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...l want you to make Rita Mitchell's space suit look like a bikini.

"...l want you to make Rita Mitchell's space suit look like a bikini."

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Remember, the male eyes of America expect to see her that way.

"Remember, the male eyes of America expect to see her that way."

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Well, Captain Nelson.

"Well, Captain Nelson."

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l see it didn't take you long to get here.

"l see it didn't take you long to get here."

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l-- l--

"l-- l--"

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l can't tell you how glad l am to see you.

"l can't tell you how glad l am to see you."

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Thank you very much. This is my secretary, Miss Jeannie.

"Thank you very much. This is my secretary, Miss Jeannie."

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-And what is your first name, my dear? -Jeannie.

"-And what is your first name, my dear? -Jeannie."

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Oh, Jeannie Jeannie.

"Oh, Jeannie Jeannie."

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We haven't had one of those around here since Simone Simon.

"We haven't had one of those around here since Simone Simon."

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Now, our picture deals with an American astronaut...

"Now, our picture deals with an American astronaut..."

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...named Thompson...

"...named Thompson..."

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...who finds himself in a rather interesting predicament...

"...who finds himself in a rather interesting predicament..."

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...in as much as it has become necessary to reduce him...

"...in as much as it has become necessary to reduce him..."

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-...to the size of a pinhead. -The size of a pinhead?

"-...to the size of a pinhead. -The size of a pinhead?"

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You see, captain...

"You see, captain..."

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...by reducing this little astronaut...

"...by reducing this little astronaut..."

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...it is now possible to inject him...

"...it is now possible to inject him..."

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...into the body of a Russian astronaut.

"...into the body of a Russian astronaut."

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Say, about the size of you.

"Say, about the size of you."

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Now, here we have an enlargement of the astronaut.

"Now, here we have an enlargement of the astronaut."

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Oh, he's cute.

"Oh, he's cute."

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Once inside the Russian astronaut...

"Once inside the Russian astronaut..."

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