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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Great Rembrandt (S01E01)

l finished cleaning the living room, master.

"l finished cleaning the living room, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, be careful, Jeannie. This is my painting arm.

"Now, be careful, Jeannie. This is my painting arm."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, you finished the living room. Sorry.

"Oh, you finished the living room. Sorry."

I Dream of Jeannie

Ten seconds. Wonderful.

"Ten seconds. Wonderful."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, my cousin Marilla could do it in six.

"Well, my cousin Marilla could do it in six."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, that's all right, Jeannie.

"Oh, that's all right, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm very happy with you just the way you are.

"l'm very happy with you just the way you are."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, thank you, master.

"Oh, thank you, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, your picture is beautiful.

"Oh, your picture is beautiful."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You really think so? -Oh, yes.

"-You really think so? -Oh, yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Where will you hang it?

"Where will you hang it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'm not gonna hang it anyplace, Jeannie.

"Well, l'm not gonna hang it anyplace, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, then why are you painting it?

"Well, then why are you painting it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, all the astronauts are doing paintings...

"Well, all the astronauts are doing paintings..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...for the Air Force benefit show.

"...for the Air Force benefit show."

I Dream of Jeannie

They're gonna auction them off.

"They're gonna auction them off."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yours will be the best.

"Yours will be the best."

I Dream of Jeannie

l hardly think so.

"l hardly think so."

I Dream of Jeannie

We have some very good Sunday painters.

"We have some very good Sunday painters."

I Dream of Jeannie

There we are. l don't think that's any competition for Rembrandt.

"There we are. l don't think that's any competition for Rembrandt."

I Dream of Jeannie

Here's the original.

"Here's the original."

I Dream of Jeannie

l just hope the critics don't laugh.

"l just hope the critics don't laugh."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know, he was a wonderful painter.

"You know, he was a wonderful painter."

I Dream of Jeannie

l just wish l could paint like him.

"l just wish l could paint like him."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l have the strangest feeling, master.

"Oh, l have the strangest feeling, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh? Of what?

"Oh? Of what?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l think the critics are going to love your painting.

"l think the critics are going to love your painting."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good morning, Michelangelo. -Rembrandt.

"-Good morning, Michelangelo. -Rembrandt."

I Dream of Jeannie

Michelangelo, Rembrandt. lf you've seen one, you've seen them all.

"Michelangelo, Rembrandt. lf you've seen one, you've seen them all."

I Dream of Jeannie

-How do you like it? -Well, l don't know.

"-How do you like it? -Well, l don't know."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's a pleasant, little entry.

"lt's a pleasant, little entry."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'd like to see more greys and blues.

"l'd like to see more greys and blues."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, the reason l didn't put the greys and blues--

"Well, the reason l didn't put the greys and blues--"

I Dream of Jeannie

What am l discussing this with you for?

"What am l discussing this with you for?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You don't know the difference between a Michelangelo and a Rembrandt.

"You don't know the difference between a Michelangelo and a Rembrandt."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l may not know art, but l know what l like.

"Well, l may not know art, but l know what l like."

I Dream of Jeannie

This is my little entry over here. How do you like it?

"This is my little entry over here. How do you like it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Get over here in the light. Right there.

"Get over here in the light. Right there."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, what do you think?

"Now, what do you think?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-What is it? -lt's an abstract.

"-What is it? -lt's an abstract."

I Dream of Jeannie

And l bet my painting brings a bigger price than your painting.

"And l bet my painting brings a bigger price than your painting."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah, l know this is for charity, Roger, but that's ridiculous.

"Yeah, l know this is for charity, Roger, but that's ridiculous."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, we'll let our public decide, okay?

"Well, we'll let our public decide, okay?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good morning, gentlemen. -Good morning, sir.

"-Good morning, gentlemen. -Good morning, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l see you brought your paintings in.

"Well, l see you brought your paintings in."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, don't let me disturb you, major.

"Oh, don't let me disturb you, major."

I Dream of Jeannie

This is Major Nelson's painting here, sir, and this is--

"This is Major Nelson's painting here, sir, and this is--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Not bad. Not bad at all.

"Not bad. Not bad at all."

I Dream of Jeannie

l think l would've liked to have seen more greys and blues.

"l think l would've liked to have seen more greys and blues."

I Dream of Jeannie

This is my little entry, sir. lt's nothing really.

"This is my little entry, sir. lt's nothing really."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Just a little-- -Oh, you're wrong, major.

"-Just a little-- -Oh, you're wrong, major."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Do you really like it? -Oh, definitely.

"-Do you really like it? -Oh, definitely."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'd say it was a triumph of...

"l'd say it was a triumph of..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...matter over mind.

"...matter over mind."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'll see you gentlemen at the auction.

"Well, l'll see you gentlemen at the auction."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes.

"Yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Matter over mind. l don't know.

"Matter over mind. l don't know."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hey, it must be even greater than l thought.

"Hey, it must be even greater than l thought."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, boy!

"Oh, boy!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Rembrandt.

"Rembrandt."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'll see you at the auction, okay?

"Well, l'll see you at the auction, okay?"

I Dream of Jeannie

All right, Roge.

"All right, Roge."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Hello. -Goodbye.

"-Hello. -Goodbye."

I Dream of Jeannie

-But l just got here. -And you're just leaving.

"-But l just got here. -And you're just leaving."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, go home.

"Now, go home."

I Dream of Jeannie

But l wanna see your painting auctioned off.

"But l wanna see your painting auctioned off."

I Dream of Jeannie

The last auction l went to was in Mesopotamia...

"The last auction l went to was in Mesopotamia..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and they were selling slaves, and it was so exciting!

"...and they were selling slaves, and it was so exciting!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, Jeannie, we're not selling slaves.

"Now, Jeannie, we're not selling slaves."

I Dream of Jeannie

This is not a professional auction. We're just amateurs, you understand?

"This is not a professional auction. We're just amateurs, you understand?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, if any of our paintings sell for more than $1 00, it'll be a miracle.

"No, if any of our paintings sell for more than $1 00, it'll be a miracle."

I Dream of Jeannie

l think your painting is worth far more than $1 00, master.

"l think your painting is worth far more than $1 00, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You're prejudice. -A little.

"-You're prejudice. -A little."

I Dream of Jeannie

l am very fond of Rembrandt.

"l am very fond of Rembrandt."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'm hardly a Rembrandt.

"Well, l'm hardly a Rembrandt."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, you better go home and finish your housecleaning.

"Now, you better go home and finish your housecleaning."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, but l have finished cleaning the house.

"Oh, but l have finished cleaning the house."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Thirty-seven seconds. -Thirty-seven seconds? No kidding?

"-Thirty-seven seconds. -Thirty-seven seconds? No kidding?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, that's a record.

"Well, that's a record."

I Dream of Jeannie

But, see, l can't have you around here, Jeannie.

"But, see, l can't have you around here, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why don't you go out to lunch, someplace.

"Why don't you go out to lunch, someplace."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, well, all right.

"Oh, well, all right."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know a wonderful restaurant in Atlantis.

"l know a wonderful restaurant in Atlantis."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Don't get wet. -l won't.

"-Don't get wet. -l won't."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Goodbye, master. -Bye.

"-Goodbye, master. -Bye."

I Dream of Jeannie

l think you are going to enjoy your auction.

"l think you are going to enjoy your auction."

I Dream of Jeannie

General Peterson asked me to express his appreciation to you...

"General Peterson asked me to express his appreciation to you..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...for coming down here and helping us with our auction.

"...for coming down here and helping us with our auction."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're very fortunate in having two of the foremost art experts...

"We're very fortunate in having two of the foremost art experts..."

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...in the world here.

"...in the world here."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's all in the name of charity, Dr. Bellows.

"lt's all in the name of charity, Dr. Bellows."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, indeed. Sweet charity.

"Yes, indeed. Sweet charity."

I Dream of Jeannie

Where would you like me to put this, sir?

"Where would you like me to put this, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Here, let me see it.

"Here, let me see it."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Not bad. -Do you really like it, sir?

"-Not bad. -Do you really like it, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

The frame. The thing in it?

"The frame. The thing in it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Why don't you hang it on the wall over there, major.

"Why don't you hang it on the wall over there, major."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, sir. Amateur.

"Yes, sir. Amateur."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, excuse me.

"Oh, excuse me."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, now, l think we'd better get this auction started.

"Well, now, l think we'd better get this auction started."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l hope l'm not late, sir.

"Oh, l hope l'm not late, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no, no. We're just about ready to begin.

"No, no, no. We're just about ready to begin."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, this is Major Nelson.

"Now, this is Major Nelson."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Dr. Van Weesen. -How do you do?

"-Dr. Van Weesen. -How do you do?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-l am Dean Geller. -How do you do, sir? A pleasure.

"-l am Dean Geller. -How do you do, sir? A pleasure."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Where do l put this, sir? -Well, anywhere over there.

"-Where do l put this, sir? -Well, anywhere over there."

I Dream of Jeannie

Another abstract?

"Another abstract?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no, no, no. This is a copy of a Rembrandt.

"Oh, no, no, no. This is a copy of a Rembrandt."

I Dream of Jeannie

The amateurish quality comes through, of course.

"The amateurish quality comes through, of course."

I Dream of Jeannie

Of course. Anyone can see that....

"Of course. Anyone can see that...."

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Second-rate. Very second-rate.

"Second-rate. Very second-rate."

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Yes. lt is definitely second-rate.

"Yes. lt is definitely second-rate."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'll just hang it up over here.

"Well, l'll just hang it up over here."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Let me help you. -l'll take care of it for the major.

"-Let me help you. -l'll take care of it for the major."

I Dream of Jeannie

-No, that's quite unnecessary. -Allow me.

"-No, that's quite unnecessary. -Allow me."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l do know how to hang a picture. -Please, allow me.

"-l do know how to hang a picture. -Please, allow me."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l'm sorry to insist-- -Gentlemen.

"-l'm sorry to insist-- -Gentlemen."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm afraid they're very nice, aren't they?

"l'm afraid they're very nice, aren't they?"

I Dream of Jeannie

How would you like to be our auctioneer, major?

"How would you like to be our auctioneer, major?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Me, sir? Well, l don't really know anything about it.

"Me, sir? Well, l don't really know anything about it."

I Dream of Jeannie

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