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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Engrave Trouble (S01E01)

"( tango playing on phonograph )"
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"Oh, Felix, sorry I'm..."
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"I hate to break it to you this way,"
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"but the tango went out a long time ago."
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"I'm bringing it back tonight."
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"Pick up your coat, hang it up."
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"We're going right out."
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"Okay."
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"Okay?"
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"Felix, it's so good"
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"to see you happy for a change."
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"I'm looking forward to this blind date tonight, I really am."
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"Good, good."
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"Now Nancy says you and this girl"
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"should get along great unless you take out your wallet,"
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"start showing pictures of your ex-wife and kids"
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"and depress everybody."
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"No, no, no."
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"Tonight, you're going to see a new Felix Unger."
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"I'm going to be a million laughs,"
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"I'll be a laugh a minute."
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"I'll settle for a chuckle an hour."
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"Listen, as a precautionary measure,"
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"why don't you leave your wallet at home."
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"But I have to pay for dinner. No, I'm so happy"
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"that you're happy and not moping around, dinner's on me."
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"No, no. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay."
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"All right, I'll shower and shave."
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"I'll be with you in ten minutes."
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"Let's go get 'em, tiger."
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"We don't want to keep them waiting."
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"I'm not going."
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"What did you say?"
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"I said I'm not going."
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"That's what I thought you said."
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"Called my date and told her I can't make it."
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"I knew I shouldn't have spent"
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"so much time in the shower."
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"Felix, ten minutes ago, you told me you were"
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"going to be a ball of fire."
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"What happened to Mr. Laugh-a-minute"
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"and the dancing fool?"
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"They've all left."
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"Where'd they go?"
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"On the radio, one of the songs they happened to be playing"
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"was "Just One More Chance.""
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"So?"
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"That was our song... Gloria's and mine."
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"And I remembered"
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"that our anniversary is the day after tomorrow."
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"Okay, Felix, this is it!"
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"I've had it."
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"No matter what you say"
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"or what you do, when I get back from my date,"
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"I'm going to fix it so you go back with your ex-wife!"
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"On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself"
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"from his place of residence."
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"That request came from his wife."
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"Deep down, he knew she was right,"
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"but he also knew that someday he would return to her."
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"With nowhere else to go,"
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"he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison."
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"Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out"
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"requesting that he never return."
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"Can two divorced men share an apartment"
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"without driving each other crazy?"
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"( Odd Couple theme playing )"
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"Okay, everybody up, here we go."
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"What! Oh! What!"
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"Oh, what's going on?"
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"You're scaring me to death, why?"
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"That's nothing compared to what you did to me."
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"Come on, I want to talk to you."
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"Where are my slippers?"
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"You don't need your slippers."
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"You washed the rugs this morning, remember?"
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"What's the matter?"
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"First you broke the date"
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"with Nancy's friend, didn't you?"
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"I called her."
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"Sure, you called her,"
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"20 minutes before you were supposed"
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"to pick her up, you called."
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"Nancy felt so guilty,"
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"I got stuck with two dates!"
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"Oh, that's awkward, isn't it?"
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"Yes, it's awkward, since they both wanted to go dancing."
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"Come on, I want to talk to you."
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"Felix, haven't you ever done anything..."
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"silly-romantic,"
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"like, uh... send her a ring"
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"from a box of popcorn, say, huh?"
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"Why would I do a messy, sticky thing like for?"
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"What's the matter, you don't believe in saucers?"
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"I believe, I believe in saucers, I forgot."
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"I gave her a beautiful present"
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"on our first anniversary."
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"Yeah, what?"
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"It was a beautiful wristwatch with a bracelet."
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"On the bracelet was a little bear"
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"holding a jar of honey."
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"I thought that was romantic."
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"Why, was it symbolic?"
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"Yeah..."
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"She used to call me her honey bear."
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"That was before she started calling me Mr. Clean."
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"Want sugar?"
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"Sure, but I didn't even want the cocoa."
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"Felix, I got important things to talk to you about."
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"Tell me something, about the watch... did she like it?"
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"Did she like it... She never even wore it."
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"She hated the engraving I had put on the back."
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"It simply said:"
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""To Gloria, a good sport.""
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"You know what surprises me, Felix?"
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"That she didn't kick you out sooner."
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"To be a good sport is very important."
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"Yeah, if you're dating a female shot-putter."
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"No, no, no, look, I got an idea, Felix."
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"I got an idea."
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