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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees in a Ghost Town (S01E01)

"[Gun shots]"
The Monkees
"I guess we're not so good after all."
The Monkees
"[Gun shot]"
The Monkees
"I've never seen shooting like that in my life."
The Monkees
"He's good George."
The Monkees
"We give up. Don't shoot."
The Monkees
"Alright Spider, give 'em your famous line."
The Monkees
"You guys ain't..."
The Monkees
"[Whisping] Going nowhere."
The Monkees
"You guys ain't going nowhere."
The Monkees
"You wouldn't do this to Barbra Steisand."
The Monkees
"You boys performed a real public service."
The Monkees
"Right, they brought me out of retirement."
The Monkees
"Hey, you'll be glad to know while we in stir,"
The Monkees
"the boys and I are gonna work up a new act."
The Monkees
"Monkees: Alright."
The Monkees
"Hey, hey, what do you think of the name "Bessie and the Bullets"?"
The Monkees
"Bessie and the Bullets."
The Monkees
"Yeah."
The Monkees
"Let's go."
The Monkees
"- Bye - Bye-bye"
The Monkees
"- Fellows! - Yeah?"
The Monkees
"You'll be happy to know there's a reward for the capture of this crowd."
The Monkees
"- Take this ticket to the police station. - Oh well gee, thanks."
The Monkees
"Yeah, we can use the money."
The Monkees
"Bye-bye."
The Monkees
"Hey, is that your car?"
The Monkees
"Yeah, isn't she a beauty?"
The Monkees
"Well boys, she's in a no parking zone."
The Monkees
"- What? - No parking zone?"
The Monkees
"You crossed against the lights."
The Monkees
"One more thing. Performing in a cabaret without a license."
The Monkees
"There's no cabaret. This is a ghost town man."
The Monkees
"Well then, well I guess that'll about take care of it."
The Monkees
"Well, that's show business."
The Monkees
"Hey Mike, shows over. What are ya doing babe?"
The Monkees
"Putting a name on the back of the chair."
The Monkees
"What is it?"
The Monkees
"Lauren St. David is the name."
The Monkees
"Why? Why are you putting a name on..."
The Monkees
"- Lauren St. David? - Yeah."
The Monkees
"Uh, I don't want anybody to recognise me."
The Monkees
"[Laughter]"
The Monkees
"What is this? Somebody please."
The Monkees
"- Sir? - Speak out."
The Monkees
"Mr. Cameraman?"
The Monkees
"- Half net. - Half net. Everybody, this is a half net."
The Monkees
"- This here... - This is a blue gel."
The Monkees
"- Now this is a messed up double... - Davy, Davy, wait a minute."
The Monkees
"If you saw that thing and didn't know what it was,"
The Monkees
"what would you guess it was?"
The Monkees
"In my opinion, I'd say that was a K."
The Monkees
"I just did it."
The Monkees
"No, you got it the wrong way around. It's the electronic symbol for a transistor."
The Monkees
"Or if you put it that way..."
The Monkees
"Hey Mike, there's a whole bunch of them at your feet. What are they?"
The Monkees
"- This here? - Yeah."
The Monkees
"Uh, they're a deck of cards in disguise."
The Monkees
"- A what? - A deck of cards in disguise."
The Monkees
"Peter: Alright. Do a card trick Mike. Do a card trick."
The Monkees
"You want me to do a card trick?"
The Monkees
"Micky: Do a card trick."
The Monkees
"Uh, I've got the shuffle the cards first."
The Monkees
"Didn't see that, did ya?"
The Monkees
"Pick a card, any card."
The Monkees
"- Any card? Just any card? - Any card."
The Monkees
"They're not real cards though."
The Monkees
"- Shs. - Cool it Davy."
The Monkees
"- Okay, did you look at it? - Yup."
The Monkees
"It's the, um, king of spades."
The Monkees
"How did you know?"
The Monkees
"- Come on. - Come on. How did you know?"
The Monkees
"It's the only one missing."
The Monkees
"Oh, I don't believe it."
The Monkees
"Goodnight fellas."
The Monkees
"Davy: Goodnight."
The Monkees