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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees in a Ghost Town (S01E01)

"Man, I've heard of out of town jobs before, but this is ridiculous."
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"How far do we gotta go?"
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"Hey, you pass the gas station with the drugstore on the corner yet?"
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"Yeah, about a hundred and fifty miles back."
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"Ah, that's, well we should of turned left."
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"I kind of wished you would have mentioned that a little bit sooner man."
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"We're almost out of gas."
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"Well, we're out of gas."
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"Huh, well, it's a nice place to visit. I wouldn't want to live here."
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"Cross at the green, not in between."
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"He's been out in the sun too long."
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"He was no bargain in the shade."
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"Hey look, uh, Peter, you and Micky go up this end of town."
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"And Davy, you and I go down this end for some gas or something to eat."
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"Come on."
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"See ya later."
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"Did you see anything?"
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"No, I don't mind telling you. It's making me nervous."
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"Nervous, eh? Looks like you're a yellow-livered coward."
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"So Kinkaid paid a hired killer to come and get me."
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"That's right Slade. I paid him five hundred dollars for your life."
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"Five hundred dollars huh."
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"Well, I only got three words for you Blackbart."
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"Yeah, what are they?"
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"Six hundred dollars?"
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"Kincaid, you're a yellow-livered coward."
The Monkees
"Ah!"
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"Guess they use this to call cowboys to supper."
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"What do you want that old thing for?"
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"I used to play one of these in high school"
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"There's somebody out there"
The Monkees
"Really neat."
The Monkees
"Here we come, walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from every one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing to put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly, come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation, and we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, you never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready, we may be comin' to your town"
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"The Monkees brought to you by Kellogg's"
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"♪ K-E double L, O double good, Kellogg's best to you ♪"
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"Mickey! Mic... Mickey!"
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"Gotcha now Marshall."
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"[Gun shots]"
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"Hey man, if this is a ghost town, what do you call that?"
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"Well, off hand, I'd say it's a circle of bullets around our feet."
The Monkees
"Alright you guys, heist them."
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"[Gun shots]"
The Monkees
"You heard me. Reach!"
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"Say, you're pretty tough with a gun in your hand, aren't ya?"
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"You think so, huh?"
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"Well, you ought to see him with a cigarette"
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"hanging out of the corner of his mouth. [Chuckles]"
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"George, now you show them that mean look you can get when you squint your eyes."
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"- Go on George. - Oh come on."
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"Uh, hey look, we gotta split."
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"Wait! [Gun shots]"
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"Gimme a famous line."
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"You ain't going no place."
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"I'm not so sure they're alone."
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"You keep these two on ice while I look around."
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"But George..."
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"Where am I gonna get ice on the desert?"
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"Hey look, what do you want?"
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"What do I want?"
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"I want what any man wants. I want a job and security and a home."
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"PTA meetings and cookouts on weekends."
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"That's what I want."
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"Can you give me all of that?"
The Monkees
"Well, no."
The Monkees
"Then...shut up!"
The Monkees
"Okay."
The Monkees
"Now, come on. Get outta here."
The Monkees
"Get outta here. Hurry up."
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"First we get lost and run out of gas, then Mike and Davy disappear,"
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"...and then somebody starts shooting off a machine gun,"
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"...and now this guy is searching the town."
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"That's for the benefit of any of you that tuned in late."
The Monkees
"Now, back to our story."
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"George, George, tell me how it's gonna be when the big man gets here."
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"Okay Lenny, I'll tell ya."
The Monkees
"Uh, go on George."
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"When the Big Man gets here,"
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"...we're gonna take our cut and we're gonna scram out of here."
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"Take our cut."
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"What about the kids?"
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"- Yeah, what about the kids? - Yeah!"
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"Why should you get a cut? You never done nothing."
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"I mean about knocking them off. Never mind."
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"We'll let the Big Man worry about that. It's his caper."
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"We never seen him. Wonder how come he give us this job."
The Monkees
"Hey, I got an idea."
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"I wonder what happened to Micky and Peter."
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"Maybe they'll come see us on visiting day."
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"George, I wish the Big Man was here."
The Monkees
"Take it easy Lenny. He'll get here when he's ready."
The Monkees
"He's ready."
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"Okay boss."
The Monkees
"Alright."
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"Where is everybody? This place looks like a ghost town. [Laughs loudly]"
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"Who are you?"
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"[Laughs] That's rich."
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"Bright boy wants to know who I am."
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"Well, I like that. It shows he's a bright boy."
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"You ain't the Big Man?"
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"They don't come no bigger."
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"Well, boss, I sure am glad to see you."
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"We didn't think you were gonna make it."
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"Nobody touches the Big Man's trigger finger."
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"Alright, where's the dough?"
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"Oh yeah, it's right over here boss."
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"Who are they?"
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"A couple of kids that stumbled in on us."
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"Well, give Spider the keys and he'll take care of the kids himself."
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"Won't you Spider?"
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"- Won't you Spider?! - What? What?"
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"Spider take care of the kids himself."
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"Spider will take care of the kids himself."
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"Wait a minute. I didn't hear no car. How did you get here?"
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