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No. Or-- or... yeah.

"No. Or-- or... yeah."

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Yeah. Because people do think that they really see Jesus, right?

"Yeah. Because people do think that they really see Jesus, right?"

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And then other people say that they're nuts

"And then other people say that they're nuts"

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because Jesus isn't just walking around on this earth,

"because Jesus isn't just walking around on this earth,"

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but the people who do believe it really do,

"but the people who do believe it really do,"

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and who are we to say what's real or not real

"and who are we to say what's real or not real"

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in the mind of the true believer?

"in the mind of the true believer?"

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What was the question again?

"What was the question again?"

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I guess it's...

"I guess it's..."

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How do you know that they'll love you forever?

"How do you know that they'll love you forever?"

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It's what they're born to do.

"It's what they're born to do."

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It is the best thing in the world.

"It is the best thing in the world."

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I want to see one up close.

"I want to see one up close."

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And you will.

"And you will."

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But first there are... certain requirements.

"But first there are... certain requirements."

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Requirements?

"Requirements?"

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Bringing a unicorn here is not an easy or inexpensive endeavor.

"Bringing a unicorn here is not an easy or inexpensive endeavor."

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You have to be the right sort of girl.

"You have to be the right sort of girl."

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Huh.

"Huh."

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The right sort of girl.

"The right sort of girl."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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This is crazy.

"This is crazy."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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What kinds of things would I have to do?

"What kinds of things would I have to do?"

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Requirement one.

"Requirement one."

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Build a home worthy of a unicorn.

"Build a home worthy of a unicorn."

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Understand, Kit Kat,

"Understand, Kit Kat,"

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if I have one brought here,

"if I have one brought here,"

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I have to know that you're for real.

"I have to know that you're for real."

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But I think you and your unicorn could have a great future.

"But I think you and your unicorn could have a great future."

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If you want it.

"If you want it."

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When I was a kid, I asked my parents for a unicorn.

"When I was a kid, I asked my parents for a unicorn."

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A real one, not pretend.

"A real one, not pretend."

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And it would be so filled with love and magic

"And it would be so filled with love and magic"

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that we wouldn't need anything else.

"that we wouldn't need anything else."

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It was the only thing I ever wanted.

"It was the only thing I ever wanted."

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I know.

"I know."

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"Unicorn ownership is both a rewarding and serious undertaking.

""Unicorn ownership is both a rewarding and serious undertaking."

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In order to ensure the safety and happiness of said magical creature,

"In order to ensure the safety and happiness of said magical creature,"

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you must first build a home

"you must first build a home"

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worthy of your unicorn."

"worthy of your unicorn.""

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Unicorn.

"Unicorn."

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-Uh, excuse me, sir. -Yeah.

"-Uh, excuse me, sir. -Yeah."

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I'm in the market for some lumber.

"I'm in the market for some lumber."

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What are you building?

"What are you building?"

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Mmm, it's like your basic sort of structure for a horse,

"Mmm, it's like your basic sort of structure for a horse,"

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but smaller than a horse.

"but smaller than a horse."

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Do you have dimensions for this horse?

"Do you have dimensions for this horse?"

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I don't.

"I don't."

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-But it's like-- -Virgil, come in.

"-But it's like-- -Virgil, come in."

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You know, I can't help you right now, lady.

"You know, I can't help you right now, lady."

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Like that tall.

"Like that tall."

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But, um, you need to talk to Virgil. He can help you right out, okay?

"But, um, you need to talk to Virgil. He can help you right out, okay?"

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-Okay. -Damn it, Virgil, what's your 20?

"-Okay. -Damn it, Virgil, what's your 20?"

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-You looking for something? -Oh, sorry.

"-You looking for something? -Oh, sorry."

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Are you Virgil?

"Are you Virgil?"

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I was told by that guy with the walkie-talkie

"I was told by that guy with the walkie-talkie"

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in the lumber section to talk to a guy named Virgil.

"in the lumber section to talk to a guy named Virgil."

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Yeah. Is there a problem?

"Yeah. Is there a problem?"

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Oh, no. Sorry. Um...

"Oh, no. Sorry. Um..."

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He just said that you might help me with some work I need done on my house.

"He just said that you might help me with some work I need done on my house."

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Well, I sweep floors and count inventory.

"Well, I sweep floors and count inventory."

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Is that what you need done at your house? Need me to count some stuff?

"Is that what you need done at your house? Need me to count some stuff?"

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Huh, you don't really look like a Virgil.

"Huh, you don't really look like a Virgil."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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What do I look like?

"What do I look like?"

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I don't know. It's just, when he said the name Virgil, I was sort of relieved,

"I don't know. It's just, when he said the name Virgil, I was sort of relieved,"

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because that name doesn't really sound like a hardware store guy type name,

"because that name doesn't really sound like a hardware store guy type name,"

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and, like, Virgil seems like someone I can relate to, like...

"and, like, Virgil seems like someone I can relate to, like..."

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like Virgil was an outcast in school, like me.

"like Virgil was an outcast in school, like me."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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But you don't seem like that. That's my point.

"But you don't seem like that. That's my point."

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Like, you look like you could be named Jack or... Fox.

"Like, you look like you could be named Jack or... Fox."

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-Fox? -Yeah. Sorry. These are compliments.

"-Fox? -Yeah. Sorry. These are compliments."

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Okay. Well, look.

"Okay. Well, look."

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Um, I don't really go out on field jobs. The store doesn't send me out.

"Um, I don't really go out on field jobs. The store doesn't send me out."

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-So I think you're better off with Joel. -Oh, but Joel can't do it.

"-So I think you're better off with Joel. -Oh, but Joel can't do it."

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-Why not? -Or...

"-Why not? -Or..."

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he just doesn't want to do it, I think.

"he just doesn't want to do it, I think."

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Please!

"Please!"

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He said that you might take it on the side. Wink, wink. I don't know why Joel would say that or why he would wink.

"He said that you might take it on the side. Wink, wink. I don't know why Joel would say that or why he would wink."

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Joel hates me.

"Joel hates me."

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No. No, no. I think that he really does believe in your skills and talents,

"No. No, no. I think that he really does believe in your skills and talents,"

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just secretly.

"just secretly."

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Um, I think he secretly is hoping

"Um, I think he secretly is hoping"

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that I'll die in a terrible power tool accident.

"that I'll die in a terrible power tool accident."

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So maybe you'll do it?

"So maybe you'll do it?"

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Maybe I'll think about it. What's the job?

"Maybe I'll think about it. What's the job?"

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-Oh, hey. -Hey.

"-Oh, hey. -Hey."

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You bring something to show me?

"You bring something to show me?"

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But more important than that... how are you?

"But more important than that... how are you?"

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I'm good. I'm good. I brought my portfolio to show you.

"I'm good. I'm good. I brought my portfolio to show you."

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Ah.

"Ah."

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And I see you're taking a crack at the cursed vacuums.

"And I see you're taking a crack at the cursed vacuums."

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I am.

"I am."

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So, at first I started working on it,

"So, at first I started working on it,"

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like, making them kind of like cartoon Pokemons,

"like, making them kind of like cartoon Pokemons,"

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and-- and that was really cute, but it's not professional,

"and-- and that was really cute, but it's not professional,"

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so I did this now,

"so I did this now,"

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uh, and it's on graph paper.

"uh, and it's on graph paper."

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-I like that. -Mm-hmm.

"-I like that. -Mm-hmm."

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-I like that. -Mm-hmm.

"-I like that. -Mm-hmm."

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Is your shampoo coconut?

"Is your shampoo coconut?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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I'm saving up for an island.

"I'm saving up for an island."

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You know, small, someplace remote.

"You know, small, someplace remote."

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Plenty of sand.

"Plenty of sand."

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What are your, uh, long-term goals?

"What are your, uh, long-term goals?"

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Uh, I would like to not be a great disappointment.

"Uh, I would like to not be a great disappointment."

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But...

"But..."

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like, part-time or full-time?

"like, part-time or full-time?"

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Which--

"Which--"

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-Let's get back to these vacuums, okay? -Okay.

"-Let's get back to these vacuums, okay? -Okay."

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See what you can do.

"See what you can do."

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Hey, you need a bigger space.

"Hey, you need a bigger space."

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I think you could have a really great future here, Kit,

"I think you could have a really great future here, Kit,"

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if you want it.

"if you want it."

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I need to find anything that you might have on unicorns.

"I need to find anything that you might have on unicorns."

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Um, specifically information on their habitats,

"Um, specifically information on their habitats,"

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and expenses, and maintenance.

"and expenses, and maintenance."

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