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"Despondica can help."
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"I had been kicked out of school and was living in my parents' basement."
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"Basically, I had failed at all of my life's pursuits,"
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"and there I was, sitting on my couch, flipping through the channels,"
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"trying to figure out what I was gonna do with my life,"
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"and then I found Temporary Success."
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"Are you tired of feeling like a failure?"
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"Success is all around you."
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"Temp agencies have hundreds of jobs in a wide variety of qualifications."
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"You only need to take a simple typing test."
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"It only takes five minutes."
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"What are you waiting for? Achieve your temporary success today."
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"'Cause you don't want to be a great disappointment, do you?"
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"-Home again!"
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"Honey!"
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"Honey, do you remember Kevin?"
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"Kevin from down the street?"
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"-Dad! - He's back in town, sweetie."
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"He's got an apartment right by the mall,"
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"and he has a beautiful head of hair."
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"He's a good-looking kid."
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"- That's him, isn't it? - Yes."
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"It is, I bet."
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"-It is. -Kevin!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You brought dinner!"
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"Oh, what a surprise!"
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"Wow, Kit, you look just the same."
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"Honey, you remember Kevin."
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"-And guess where he's working. - Guess."
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"I wouldn't know."
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"-Emotion Quest! -Emotion Quest!"
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"-Yep."
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"I'm a youth counselor there as of two weeks ago,"
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"thanks to Gene and Gladys here hiring me."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"-Honestly, thank you for changing my life. -Oh. Oh."
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"Oh, Kevin."
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"Hey, Kevin."
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"- Thank you. - No, no, thank you."
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"All right, well, um, we'll just go get some pita chips,"
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"and you guys reminisce."
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"-Oh, yeah. -Go on, go."
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"-You have a lot to catch up on. -Yeah."
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"-Go on. Come on, honey. -Sorry, she's insane."
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"- I heard that! -Hey, remember, uh..."
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"Remember when you wore that golden crown when you were a kid?"
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"You were pretty cute."
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"Yeah, right."
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"You were!"
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"Come on."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, you were kind of..."
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"Hey, take a look at this."
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"Lisa."
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"She works in medical billing."
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"Pretty nice, huh?"
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"So what's your plan now that you've been kicked out school?"
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"I mean, I think it's great that she had the opportunity"
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"to explore the arts."
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"It's a privilege, and, you know, now that's over,"
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"-and we're moving on to the next chapter. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Am I right? - That's right. It is."
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"How about you, Kit?"
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"Kit?"
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"Huh? I didn't hear you."
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"Kit, you are being weird on purpose."
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"You know, ever since you guys turned me onto this kale,"
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"I can't get enough."
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"Well, you can have as much as you want, because Kit will not touch this stuff."
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"- Well, no. - Kit."
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"Why don't you guys just adopt Kevin?"
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"- Kit! - What?"
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"Huh? Then you don't have to be embarrassed at all by my failures."
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"-No one is calling you a failure. -Honey, we're--"
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"We're just trying to help you."
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"Honestly, Kit, truth be told,"
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"everything I've achieved is super attainable."
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"You absolutely should not feel like you're living in my shadow."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, I mean, Kevin hasn't even gone to college."
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"Yeah, I'm just keeping busy."
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"- Mm-hmm. -I have a plan, okay?"
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"Temp agencies."
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"They have hundreds of jobs in a wide variety of qualifications."
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"All you need to do is a simple typing test."
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"Just give me five minutes."
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"Kit, you're-- you're tracking glitter on the floor."
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"Hey."
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"You guys still like me, right?"
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"They would, too, if I was Kevin the perfect."
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"Someone with a job,"
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"someone who likes kale, even though it's disgusting."
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"Here..."
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"Let me help you with that."
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"- Mmm, so delicious. - Hmm."
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"Hello, parents."
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"-Is that my old suit? - Mm-hmm. I hope you don't mind."
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"I wanted to look polished and professional on my first day."
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"First day of what?"
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"Of the rest of my life."
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"As I mentioned some time before, I've signed up with a temporary agency"
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"and I've taken a temporary position at a public relations firm."
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"-Public relations! -Relations."
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"-Oh, my... -Wow."
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"-Sweetie! -Wow!"
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"That's wonderful!"
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"Do you want, uh, some breakfast? Can I get you a pop-tart?"
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"Oh, please. Rest your feet."
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"I will be making a breakfast for myself"
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"consisting of grapefruits, and flax seeds,"
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"and... and coffee."
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"Well, you don't like coffee."
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"No, that was just old Kit,"
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"and she didn't try hard enough to like things that are disgusting."
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"But new Kit has achievable life goals,"
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"and she'll be working very hard to achieve said goals."
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"I'll probably be working very long hours from now on, because as I've learned from the television set,"
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"success is all around me."
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"-It's a breakthrough. -It's wonderful."
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