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Clips from Unicorn Store

"This is wonderful."
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"It is."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way."
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"If either of you are out for the day,"
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"if you could please pick up some legal pads, highlighters."
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"I'll probably be using a lot of them from now on."
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"-Good day."
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"Good day."
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"-Oh. -Hi."
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"-You must be Kit. -I am."
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"-Great. Follow me. -Okay."
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"-Oh, sorry. -You can go that way, or this way."
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"Okay, great."
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"Okay, first question."
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"Do you know what magazines are?"
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"-Yes. -Great."
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"Do you know how to push a button on a copier that says "copy"?"
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"-Uh, yes. -All right, great."
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"And do you think that you could put the magazines inside the copier"
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"before you press the button that says "copy"?"
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"-Yes. -Great."
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"Then, well, you're ready to fly."
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"Um, one of these is yours."
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"-Oh."
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"Hey, Bob, there's one in my cubicle. I'll grab it for you, okay?"
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"All right, well, we'll just try the screen on..."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh."
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"Do you need to use the copy machine?"
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"No, no, go ahead."
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"You look like you really know what you're doing there."
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"Yeah, it's complex work, but I trained extensively for a whole five minutes."
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"Do you think you could do this one for me?"
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"Sure."
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"Which part?"
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"See this article on learning to love again?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - I want the recipe underneath it."
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"Lemon pound cake."
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"I really like pound cake."
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"-Yeah. Cake is good."
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"-You think so? -Mm-hmm."
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"We like the same things."
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"I'm Gary."
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"Vice President..."
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"of the company, not the United States. Though, maybe someday. Ha-ha."
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"-What's your name? -Kit."
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"Today is my first day."
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"Ooh. Welcome."
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"Did you Google my name before you came here today?"
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"No."
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"But I will."
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"Because a lot of people with my same name have done terrible things."
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"But this Gary's record is clean."
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"I'll tell Crystal that we're doing lunch?"
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"-So... how was everybody's day?"
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"Well, I mean, mine was great. Awesome."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"How about-- how about you, Kit?"
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"Pretty good."
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"-Yeah? -Yeah?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Did you meet some new people or make some friends?"
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"I think so."
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"Uh, this Vice President guy wants to have lunch with me."
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"Vice President?"
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"-VP, day one. - Oh, my gosh."
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"That's awesome."
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"And you like what you're doing?"
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"Yeah. Everybody just, um, wears office clothes,"
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"drinks coffee,"
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"types stuff."
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"Wow! Well..."
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"-I mean, we knew you could do it. - Oh, yeah."
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"That was not a question."
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"I just do what everybody else is doing."
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"I love doing what everybody else is doing."
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"- You're so good at it. - That's what a team is. Right?"
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"That's what we tell the kids at Emotion Quest."
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"Look at this. What is that?"
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"Two people doing the same thing. Holding hands."
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"-Two people, one thing. Powerful. - That's right, Gene."
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"I'm so glad you're having this experience."
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"Me too."
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"Me too."
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"I haven't had a date in like three weeks."
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"Are you still using that super sad profile picture?"
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"It's not sad. It's like a neutral expression."
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"Okay, but guys don't want super sad girlfriends."
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"They want happy girlfriends, who smile, like this."
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"Are you making fun of me?"
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"Oh, no, I'm just listening."
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"And who are you?"
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"I'm Kit."
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"You're Kit."
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"I'm Crystal."
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"Gary's assistant."
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"Hey, Kit. Looking good. Got a letter for you."
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"Holy shit. Brock wants you."
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"Hilarious, because they don't even know each other, right?"
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"You've worked here for what, like, two seconds?"
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"Get ready."
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"Get ready for what?"
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"Um... did you guys get one of these?"
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"I don't know, but if that is a party, I better get one."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Beautiful. - Hmm?"
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"The sound of a copy machine."
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"Oh, yeah, it's like..."
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"the seashore in here."
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"-You're funny."
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"Like that Seinfeld. When did I hire you?"
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"You didn't. I'm just a temp."
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"I have a kind of personal question for you."
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"I'd love to answer it."
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"Okay."
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"Did you always know that this was what you wanted to do,"
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"or did you want to do another thing first?"
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"Like, what? Like, did I dream of figure skating,"
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"but my parents wouldn't pay for the lessons?"
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