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Clips from Physical - Let's Agree to Disagree (S01E01)

Hey, waitress Pour me another cup of coffee

"Hey, waitress Pour me another cup of coffee"

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Pop it down, jack me up, shoot me out Flyin' down the highway

"Pop it down, jack me up, shoot me out Flyin' down the highway"

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Lookin' for the mornin'

"Lookin' for the mornin'"

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Okay. Just hear me out, please.

"Okay. Just hear me out, please."

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In the video, we wear leotards with "Body by Bunny" silk screened across them,

"In the video, we wear leotards with "Body by Bunny" silk screened across them,"

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and at the end, we put up a card on the screen that says,

"and at the end, we put up a card on the screen that says,"

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"To learn more, come to Playa del Vista mall and take our class."

""To learn more, come to Playa del Vista mall and take our class.""

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- What do you think? - You know what I think.

"- What do you think? - You know what I think."

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I know what you said.

"I know what you said."

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What I think is I'm not turning my class into a fucking home videotape

"What I think is I'm not turning my class into a fucking home videotape"

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is what I think.

"is what I think."

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What about all the women out there who'll love it?

"What about all the women out there who'll love it?"

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Who need it?

"Who need it?"

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They need it, but they can't get to it

"They need it, but they can't get to it"

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because of family obligations, self-esteem.

"because of family obligations, self-esteem."

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But if they could pop in a tape

"But if they could pop in a tape"

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and just focus on that one moment for themselves,

"and just focus on that one moment for themselves,"

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their health, to feel powerful,

"their health, to feel powerful,"

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we could make a real business out of that.

"we could make a real business out of that."

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I think.

"I think."

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Hey, Bunny, let people pay one time to take your class at home forever

"Hey, Bunny, let people pay one time to take your class at home forever"

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so they won't need you in the flesh anymore.

"so they won't need you in the flesh anymore."

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You know what I'm not gonna be doing?

"You know what I'm not gonna be doing?"

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That!

"That!"

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Doughnut? They're not that old.

"Doughnut? They're not that old."

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Does she really not see it?

"Does she really not see it?"

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Or does she just really not like me?

"Or does she just really not like me?"

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Or you just keep describing it in words.

"Or you just keep describing it in words."

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I mean, she's a super visual person who does not like you.

"I mean, she's a super visual person who does not like you."

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She needs to see it see it.

"She needs to see it see it."

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That's how she puts shit together.

"That's how she puts shit together."

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Like this one time, she just did not get what I was asking,

"Like this one time, she just did not get what I was asking,"

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and I ended up having to go to the fucking library to take out...

"and I ended up having to go to the fucking library to take out..."

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- So we need to shoot a sample... - what's it called?

"- So we need to shoot a sample... - what's it called?"

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- like a test run. - Kama Sutra. And fuck yeah.

"- like a test run. - Kama Sutra. And fuck yeah."

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We should shoot it at the beach.

"We should shoot it at the beach."

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High sun, low tide.

"High sun, low tide."

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Plenty of flat light diffused in that ocean spray.

"Plenty of flat light diffused in that ocean spray."

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Health and beauty reminds everybody how good they feel at the beach.

"Health and beauty reminds everybody how good they feel at the beach."

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We could do it without a permit if we're quick.

"We could do it without a permit if we're quick."

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I know a sound dude from porn. He went to NYU.

"I know a sound dude from porn. He went to NYU."

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When are we doing this?

"When are we doing this?"

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Tuesday's canvass is pretty well spaced out.

"Tuesday's canvass is pretty well spaced out."

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Wednesday's is a little tight, but it's all Imperial Beach.

"Wednesday's is a little tight, but it's all Imperial Beach."

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Now Friday, we have the Methodists

"Now Friday, we have the Methodists"

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and the guy who used to skipper the Greenpeace boats.

"and the guy who used to skipper the Greenpeace boats."

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Are all of these events potlucks?

"Are all of these events potlucks?"

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Wednesday's Rotary Club thing, you're judging a baked cheese contest.

"Wednesday's Rotary Club thing, you're judging a baked cheese contest."

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So, no, not all of them.

"So, no, not all of them."

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Why? What's wrong with potlucks?

"Why? What's wrong with potlucks?"

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Well, I mean... I just...

"Well, I mean... I just..."

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If I don't have a bite of every single dish, no matter how full I am,

"If I don't have a bite of every single dish, no matter how full I am,"

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I always seem to offend somebody who's baked some...

"I always seem to offend somebody who's baked some..."

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The wives just want the pretty lady to tell them that they're good,

"The wives just want the pretty lady to tell them that they're good,"

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so why is that hard?

"so why is that hard?"

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Well, I'm just not used to eating so much in the middle of the day.

"Well, I'm just not used to eating so much in the middle of the day."

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- You gotta learn to pace yourself, hon. - Yeah.

"- You gotta learn to pace yourself, hon. - Yeah."

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Or we could just cherry pick the events

"Or we could just cherry pick the events"

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where my being there would actually mean something.

"where my being there would actually mean something."

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I'm doing all of the work, Sheil.

"I'm doing all of the work, Sheil."

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Do you think I wouldn't rather eat hot cheese

"Do you think I wouldn't rather eat hot cheese"

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than get hammered over regulatory land use reform?

"than get hammered over regulatory land use reform?"

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You know, the Sheila I knew at Berkeley would have been excited

"You know, the Sheila I knew at Berkeley would have been excited"

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- to get out there and spread the message. - Yeah.

"- to get out there and spread the message. - Yeah."

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Not look for ways to avoid them so she can jazzercise.

"Not look for ways to avoid them so she can jazzercise."

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I know you grew up in a shallow place with shallow people,

"I know you grew up in a shallow place with shallow people,"

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but you were never like them before.

"but you were never like them before."

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Mommy.

"Mommy."

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No, no, no. Please. Let me.

"No, no, no. Please. Let me."

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You're a good dad, man.

"You're a good dad, man."

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Okay. It's one thing to take this shit from Danny, but this asshole too?

"Okay. It's one thing to take this shit from Danny, but this asshole too?"

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No, no, no.

"No, no, no."

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I'm shallow? That's what you think?

"I'm shallow? That's what you think?"

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I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, Sheil.

"I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, Sheil."

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I'm just being honest. You know, it's like Vladimir Ilich said,

"I'm just being honest. You know, it's like Vladimir Ilich said,"

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"The attitude of a political party to its mistakes

""The attitude of a political party to its mistakes"

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is the surest criteria of its intentions to fulfill its obligations to the people."

"is the surest criteria of its intentions to fulfill its obligations to the people.""

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You're a fucking asshole.

"You're a fucking asshole."

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- What? - Who was fulfilling their obligation

"- What? - Who was fulfilling their obligation"

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when they got Danny to drop acid and left me at the Shore Club alone?

"when they got Danny to drop acid and left me at the Shore Club alone?"

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And when I got home to an old, shirtless hippie frying fish,

"And when I got home to an old, shirtless hippie frying fish,"

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high with teenagers in my kitchen, was that my mistake or yours?

"high with teenagers in my kitchen, was that my mistake or yours?"

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- Look, it's not my finest hours, Sheil. - You're getting paid to do a job, Jerry.

"- Look, it's not my finest hours, Sheil. - You're getting paid to do a job, Jerry."

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And I do not need to go to every fucking meet and greet.

"And I do not need to go to every fucking meet and greet."

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That's what Mike Schmidt's wife does because that's what Pat fucking Nixon did.

"That's what Mike Schmidt's wife does because that's what Pat fucking Nixon did."

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But we're not doing things that way, right?

"But we're not doing things that way, right?"

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We want a new world order.

"We want a new world order."

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I'll come to the most important events. I'll tell you which ones they are.

"I'll come to the most important events. I'll tell you which ones they are."

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And the rest of them, you're going to get me out of.

"And the rest of them, you're going to get me out of."

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Who's going to get me out of them?

"Who's going to get me out of them?"

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- You. - Yes.

"- You. - Yes."

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- I mean me. - That's what I meant. You.

"- I mean me. - That's what I meant. You."

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- Me. I'm... - Yes.

"- Me. I'm... - Yes."

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- Who? Who? - Me, Jerry, is gonna get you out of 'em.

"- Who? Who? - Me, Jerry, is gonna get you out of 'em."

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Jerry.

"Jerry."

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And just take that outside.

"And just take that outside."

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In fact, go for a walk and bake. I can't stand the sight of you.

"In fact, go for a walk and bake. I can't stand the sight of you."

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Hi. I tried calling.

"Hi. I tried calling."

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Is it okay if I left Maya here for, like, an hour or two to...

"Is it okay if I left Maya here for, like, an hour or two to..."

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Ernie thinks Miriam stole his video camera.

"Ernie thinks Miriam stole his video camera."

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What? Miriam, your nanny?

"What? Miriam, your nanny?"

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Miriam, my everything.

"Miriam, my everything."

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Miriam who irons Ernie's dress shirts. Miriam who puts gas in the car.

"Miriam who irons Ernie's dress shirts. Miriam who puts gas in the car."

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Miriam who knows all the words to "Conjunction Junction,"

"Miriam who knows all the words to "Conjunction Junction,""

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'cause that song is so long.

"'cause that song is so long."

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- What did she say? - That she didn't.

"- What did she say? - That she didn't."

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And I begged Ernie not to fire her.

"And I begged Ernie not to fire her."

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But he says that I'm refusing to look at the truth

"But he says that I'm refusing to look at the truth"

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that is right in front of my face.

"that is right in front of my face."

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I mean, this is probably my fault, right?

"I mean, this is probably my fault, right?"

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This is a good excuse to cheat on me

"This is a good excuse to cheat on me"

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because I'm too dumb to know I hired a thief.

"because I'm too dumb to know I hired a thief."

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I'm so sorry. This is terrible.

"I'm so sorry. This is terrible."

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No, no, I'm sorry.

"No, no, I'm sorry."

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So I can't take Maya today because I haven't slept,

"So I can't take Maya today because I haven't slept,"

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and the twins are on a tear.

"and the twins are on a tear."

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And I have to figure out where Miriam keeps the... everything, so...

"And I have to figure out where Miriam keeps the... everything, so..."

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What if he just took it somewhere and he used it and forgot about it, right?

"What if he just took it somewhere and he used it and forgot about it, right?"

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Or he just put it down in a new place?

"Or he just put it down in a new place?"

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Is Miriam gonna be okay?

"Is Miriam gonna be okay?"

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