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Clips from The Great North - Period Piece Adventure (S01E01)

"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"JUDY: Good morning, family."
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"Or should I say, great morning,"
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"because... (imitates fanfare)"
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"$56 worth of art supplies was recently donated to school,"
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"and I'm gonna ask Principal Gibbons to let me put together"
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"a group to paint a new mural over the old one"
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"-in the east hallway. -Oh, you mean the old mural"
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"of the whales with eyes that seem to follow you"
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"-wherever you go? -That's the one:"
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"Whales Watching."
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"Ugh, it always gave me the creeps."
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"Kept me out of trouble, though-- kind of hard"
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"to break the rules with those guys looking at you."
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"It's practically screaming at me to paint over it."
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"And, of course, I'll have my volunteers."
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"But since it's my idea, it'll be my vision."
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"Like how Jackson Pollock would sometimes have a friend"
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"throw some paint at a canvas while he took a nap,"
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"but it was still his painting."
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"What are you gonna do for the mural?"
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"One idea is an abstract cubist rendering"
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"of the various emotions you feel"
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"when you stay home from school sick, and calling it:"
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"(chuckles): Cube for the Common Cold."
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"Or Fingers Around the World,"
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"a mural of all the different fingers and finger styles"
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"-across the world. -Do both."
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"Like when I can't decide between a bath or a shower,"
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"I call it a "shath.""
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"This will be the world's first chance"
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"to meet Judy Tobin, the artist."
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"And it'll surely be the first stop"
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"on the eventual Historic Judy Tobin Art Tour."
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"I'd buy a ticket right now if I could."
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"As well as some "merc" from the mercantile stand."
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"Whew! I am stewing in creative juices,"
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"-and I need to go put on deodorant. -Dad,"
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"did you read the Lone Moose Mischief Report today?"
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"-The what? -Lone Moose Mischief."
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"It's the section of the newspaper that reports"
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"all the crimes that have happened in town the past week."
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"-It names names and everything. -That could cause a lot of trouble."
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"It doesn't. No one reads it but these two knuckleheads."
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"The people of Lone Moose respect each other's privacy."
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"If someone wants to commit a crime, that's their business."
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"It's interesting you would say that, Father,"
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"considering what I just read."
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"Ahem. "This weekend, someone knocked down"
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""Vera Warren's British chimney sweep garden gnome."
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"A single boot was left on her lawn.""
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"Oh, that's one of the most famous garden gnomes in town."
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"When you press a button on it, it says, "'Ello, gardener.""
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""Vera believes the boot belongs to..."
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"-Beef Tobin." -Whoa! -(gasps)"
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"Dad, did you knock over Vera's British chimney sweep"
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""'Ello, gardener" garden gnome and leave your boot"
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"-as a calling card? -Of course I didn't."
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"-Both of my boots are on my feet. -Dad,"
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"if you didn't do it, you're being falsely accused."
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"This is the family name we're talking about--"
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"our second most valuable possession after the generator."
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"There's only one thing to do:"
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"run our own independent investigation"
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"and clear your name."
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"I watch CSI, NCIS, SVU and M-O-N-K."
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"So I'm pretty much trained to lead you"
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"in a criminal detective case, if you'll have me."
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"With those credentials?"
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"Huh, we'd be fools to say no."
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"-This is highly unnecessary. -Objection!"
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"Sorry, I also watch L.A. Law, Chicago Law,"
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"and The Baking Lawyer: "The court, and the cake, will rise.""
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"JUDY: Principal Gibbons,"
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"I have a small speech prepared,"
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"requesting permission to spearhead"
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"an after-school program to paint a new mural"
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"over Whales Watching. Here goes. (clears throat)"
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""Principal Gibbons, thank you...""
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"-Permission granted. -Hey, hear me out! Wait, really?"
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"I've been meaning to pay someone to do it,"
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"but this is much better-- you'll just need an adult"
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"to supervise you after school hours."
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"-Ooh, I know the perfect person. -Oh, no, Judy,"
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"I am flattered, but I simply do not have the time."
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"I talk to my aunt in Oklahoma."
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"It's the only window that works with both of our time zones."
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"Oh, no. Darn."
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"I guess I'll have to ask someone else."
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"ALYSON: Are you kidding?"
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"Count this Aly-son Alys-in."
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"Really? Thank you!"
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"Well, I'm something of a mural queen myself."
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"Lance, an old friend of mine, once painted me"
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"on the side of a van, wearing a metal bikini, riding a dragon."
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"The van caught on fire while being chased by the Feds."
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"Lance got 15 years, no parole."
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"But don't judge him from that. He's a good guy."
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"What were we talking about, Judy?"
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"Good afternoon, ma'am. Detective Honeybee Shaw."
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"These are my associates, Moon and Wolf."
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"I know who they are. Their mother Kathleen"
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"used to fart on my gardenias."
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"I'd like you to walk us through what happened the day"
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"of the knocked-over British chimney sweep garden gnome"
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"-that says, "'Ello, gardener." -It was last Salad Friday."
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"Salad Friday?"
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"Junkyard Kyle comes over every Friday, and we have salad."
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"When she arrived, she asked why there was some boot on my lawn,"
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