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Clips from Murder, She Wrote (1984) - We're Off to Kill the Wizard (S01E01)

"- You must be a terribly unhappy man. - I don't need your dime-store psychoanalysis."
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"I swear on my honor, I meant no harm!"
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"Mrs. Baldwin is willing to pay you $100,000 if you can prove that Horatio was murdered."
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"First you said it was not a suicide."
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"Now you've proved it couldn't be anything but."
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"...you're describing, it's impossible."
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"Horatio Baldwin is dead, and I killed him."
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"And made his getaway through an oak door sealed shut by a six-inch steel bolt?"
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"[Cell Phone Ringing]"
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"Yes, Horatio?"
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"Sir, I'm prepared to invoke flattery, cajolery, even bribery."
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"Horatio, you have my word on it."
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"I will bring Mrs. Fletcher back with me one way or the other."
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"Well, Billy, what do you think of that? Wow!"
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"How did you fix it? Daddy said it couldn't be fixed."
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"No, Daddy said he didn't know how to fix it."
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"But I've got a bike almost like this back home in Maine."
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"Can I ride it? Well, absolutely."
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"[Woman] Congratulations. Bert was ready to junk that old thing."
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"Oh, dear, I hope he won't be upset with me."
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"Are you kidding? He's gonna be grateful."
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"Look, Jess, I've confirmed your flight to Kansas City tomorrow."
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"But, honestly, won't you come back and stay a few more days?"
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"No, dear. A good guest is like Halley's Comet..."
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"seen and enjoyed seldom and briefly."
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"Right after my lecture, I go straight back to Cabot Cove."
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"- We'll miss you. - Good. Then you'll invite me back again."
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"Excuse me. Mrs. Fletcher? Yes?"
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"My name is Michael Gardner,"
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"and I am an ardent admirer of the woman and her work."
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"Why, thank you. This is my niece, Mrs. Donovan."
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"Delighted to meet you."
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"Mrs. Fletcher, I know this is terribly short notice,"
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"but my employer just this morning learned of your arrival in town, and he is most anxious to meet you."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, but... Perhaps you've heard of him."
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"- Horatio Baldwin? - Horrible Horatio?"
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"- That's right, son. - And precisely what or who is a Horrible Horatio?"
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"Mr. Baldwin operates various theme parks throughout the country."
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"As a matter of fact, today at noon he's previewing his latest venture... Horatio's House of Horrors."
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"It's just for press and a few close friends. But he would really love it if you could join us."
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"Hey, that's neat! Could we, Aunt Jess?"
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"Could we? Billy, I don't think..."
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"- Could we, please? - I wanna go too!"
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"No. No! No!"
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"Wait! Wait! This is an error!"
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"A grave error. Oh, please, no!"
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"You don't understand!"
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"Oh, boy! Too bad Bert can't be here. He's my biggest kid of all."
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"♪♪[Drums Continue]"
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"Hear ye! Hear ye!"
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"Witness all ye assembled here..."
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"that for various crimes against the people,"
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"Horatio Baldwin must now suffer the judgment..."
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"rendered unto him by a jury of his peers."
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"Executioner, do your duty."
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"No! No! Wait!"
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"Wait! This is an error!"
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"Wow! No! No!"
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"What are they doing? They're gonna hang him, dummy."
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"But it's only pretend, Cindy. It's just a game."
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"My friends, I swear on my honor. I meant no harm!"
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"I only meant to titillate you!"
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"Is there no one here who will come to my aid?"
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"♪♪ [Fanfare]"
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"Fear not, sir! I shall deliver you from this ghastly fate!"
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"[Applause]"
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"[All Gasping]"
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"Good Lord, no! A knife! Quick! Has anybody got a knife?"
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"[Man] Somebody call an ambulance! Get a doctor! Jess!"
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"Get in there! Help him, quick!"
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"[Sinister Laughter]"
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"I am quite all right, my friends, I assure you."
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"I hope this little diversion didn't distress you too deeply."
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"It was all in fun. My friends, I bid you welcome!"
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"[Applause]"
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"Wow! What a gross-out. What happened?"
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"Nothing, dear. They were just playing a big joke."
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"Well, did you enjoy our little stunt? Frankly, Mr. Gardner, I found it quite appalling."
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"Mr. Baldwin is ready to meet with you now, Mrs. Fletcher."
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"And in the meantime, I'll arrange for the family to tour the rest of the park."
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"My dear Mrs. Fletcher, how good of you to come."
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"How could I refuse? I had two loaded children pointed at my head."
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"Come. Let me show you around."
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"I don't want to be rude, Mr. Baldwin, but my family is waiting for me."
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"I'll only need a few minutes of your time, dear lady."
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"It must seem bizarre having an office complex like this beneath the park."
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"Well, perhaps you have an aversion to sunshine."
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"No, not sunshine. Predatory competitors."
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"With access limited to our elevator complex, we've been able to keep our secrets to ourselves."
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"[Man] Mr. Baldwin! I'm busy, Nils."
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"Yeah. You've been busy for a couple of weeks now."
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"But you're not going to be so busy if the city shuts you down for safety violations."
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"- I will talk to you later. - It's my name, Nils Highlander, on those permits."
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"- It's my reputation at stake here. - That's enough!"
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"Exercise discretion, sir."
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"Nothing quite as temperamental as a bullheaded Swede."
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"Shall we?"
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"Mr. Baldwin, have you lured me here to offer me some sort of job?"
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"Please, Mrs. Fletcher, permit me the seduction before you cry rape."
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"Come in, please."
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"Miss Bascomb, please see that Mrs. Fletcher and I are not disturbed."
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"Yes, sir. Uh, sir?"
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"You had an important call from Mr. Carlson."
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"I'll be the judge of which calls are important, Miss Bascomb."
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"Yes, sir."
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"My, that looks familiar."
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"It's terrific. It really is."
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"Oh, I'm delighted you liked it. What's your name?"
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"Laurie. Laurie Bascomb."
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"Well, Laurie, would you like me to sign your book? I'd be so pleased."
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"You would? It would be an honor, Mrs. Fletcher."
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"I'm trying to write a book myself."
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"[Jessica] Are you? That's wonderful. It's awfully hard work."
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"Oh, I know. Grim. [Horatio] Mrs. Fletcher?"
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"Perhaps that could wait till later."
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"Oh, I think not, Mr. Baldwin."
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"[Knocking] Phil?"
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"Arnold, I'm kind of busy right now. She's here, Phil."
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"J.B. Fletcher. She came. I can't believe it."
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"So, she came. So what?"
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