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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing (S04E04)

"so I'm gonna go with I'm a six."
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"Well, you're too skinny. I think you could be a seven if you weren't so skinny."
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"'Cause, like, girls love a little squish."
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"- Reminds 'em of their dads. - Yeah."
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"You know? And all girls wanna bang their dads."
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"But they can't because of laws and stuff."
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"I'm an 11, 'cause I got a six up here, and a five-inch pork sword, so..."
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"Oh... [Laughter]"
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"- Oh! Hey, hey! [Honks horn]"
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"- Get outta the way! - Let's go, Babak."
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"We're trying to get some doughnuts, man!"
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"[Laughs]"
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"- Ooh, they feisty today. - Hey, get this hoopty off my court."
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"Are you telling me you condone of this? And that?"
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"Yeah, well, corporate's been bugging me to start a "health initiative.""
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"So instead of running some stupid 5k, which would kill half of these slobs,"
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"we're having a 3-on-3 tournament."
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"Oh, very cool. I did not know you balled, Alice."
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"Yeah, well, it's in my blood. My dad worked for the Chicago Bulls growing up."
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"My gosh. That would be, like, a dream gig."
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"Did he party with B.J. Armstrong?"
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"Did he and B.J., like, get BJs together in the locker room?"
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"- That'd be cool, right? - [Laughs] Yeah."
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"Are you asking me if my dad got a blowjob"
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"next to an NBA player in a bathroom and then told me about it?"
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"- Oh, it's inappropriate? - Yeah, a little bit."
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"Oh, sorry, there's different social standards"
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"- in different situations. - Yeah. - Ew."
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"Anyway, I did get corporate to put up a cool-ass prize."
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"[Clicks tongue]"
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"Oh! Oh! Is that a Dodge Dart? Oh! [Laughs]"
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"- I freakin' love Dodge Darts. - Great safety ratings."
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"That is my favorite car, and I'm asking for that for,"
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"like, the next six Christmases from my parents."
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"No. No, no, no, you don't win the car."
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"No, that's the company car."
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"But you do get to drive it for a two-day one-night stay"
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"at one of the T.A.C. timeshares in Reno!"
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"- So we do get to drive the Dodge Dart. - Yeah."
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"So we do get to be in the Dodge Dart."
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"- To the big dirty, baby. - To Reno, to Reno."
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"I think Reno is the new Vegas."
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"Instead of, like, being the rat pack, we could be, like, the frat pack, dude."
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"- I call Seth Rogen. - I'll be any Wilson brother."
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"Anyway, you're playing Waymond, Bill, and Babak after lunch."
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"Oh. Couple of losers! Where they at?"
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"- 'Cause Waymond, you're going down! - Watch this. Hey, guys. Hey, guys."
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"Don't have sex with the Dodge Dart."
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"- I'm gonna dunk off the Volvo! - Hey, dude..."
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"Oh, watch the sunroof."
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"All: Oh!"
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"- Dude! - [Laughs]"
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"And one..."
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"- Of my nuts just ruptured. - What an idiot."
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"It's out of the pouch."
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"2-3, 2-3."
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"Ow! Don't push me like that!"
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"Oh, was that a foul? Then call it a foul. I can handle a foul."
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"- I can't handle your bitching. - I hate sports with you, Adam."
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"Oh! Open. And..."
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"Hey, Adam."
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"- Oh, wide open. Ooh! - Amazing."
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"And..."
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"Game."
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"Hand in the cookie jar. Hand in the cookie jar, baby."
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"Guys, I can't see."
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"'Cause my guy shot the lights outta the building. Whoo!"
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"I'm turning the lights back on."
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"[Shaking]"
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"- Help us! - Watch this."
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"I think it's safe to say Reno is in the bag."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"[Growling]"
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"Let's see what's going down over here."
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"- Champions coming through! - You got some business?"
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"- Oh! - Whoo!"
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"Taste the rainbow, bitches! Unh!"
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"What?"
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"Uh, Al-dog, who the hell's that?"
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"Oh, that's Lynette from accounting."
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"[Shouting indistinctly]"
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"Yeah, she almost made the '96 Olympics."
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"Until Cheryl Miller posterized her in the exhibition game."
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"Yeah, she ended up on a Wheaties box."
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"Ugh, it was brutal. Muff all in her face."
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"Alice is a huge fan of female basketball."
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"Do you think... you think maybe we could get an autograph?"
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"Are you fucking serious?"
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"- Okay, uh-oh. - Oh."
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"Okay, Lynette, chill. Chill, Lynette."
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"Whoa. Okay."
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"My lady runs hot."
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"It's a damn shame she's so cute, 'cause we're gonna have to take her out."
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"Right, A... Where's Adam?"
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"Oh, he's taking a victory crap."
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"- A victory lap. - No, no, no."
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"Though I think we need to practice if we're gonna beat Lynette and her squad."
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"We need to figure out some kind of, like, triangle offense."
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"- [Sighs] - Or, even, hear me out."
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"A circular kind of offense, or a rectangular one?"
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"I'm not practicing. Okay?"
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"I've got people coming over for a World Of Warcraft murder mystery party,"
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"and it's my turn to host."
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"I need to impress these people or I won't be in the guild anymore."
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"How 'bout you quit talking about that World Of Warcraft nerd stuff,"
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"'cause we are jocks."
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"We are jocks who play sports and go to Reno and gamble."
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"And, like, maybe have sex with hookers."
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"I want to have sex with a hooker so bad."
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"I won't pay, but if I meet one and, like, we hit it off, I'll totally do it."
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"I will agree with Blake"
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"in the fact that we don't need to practice."
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"- What? - See? Thank you."
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"- [Knock on door] - Ooh, right on time."
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"- Lynette is the biggest and strongest player on the court, right? - Yes."
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"- She's a big girl. - So all we gotta do..."
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"Is get even stronger."
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"[Ball bounces]"
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"Karl. You're supposed to be right there,"
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"- you're supposed to catch the pass. - Oh, shoot, I'm sorry, man."
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