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Clips from Bad Teacher

"(Movie Corner)"
Bad Teacher
"Bad Teacher"
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"Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?"
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"Oops!! I know that you... hey you settle down."
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"C'mon everybody settle down"
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"Sandy... c'mon... now now guys its is not a time to make silly jokes..."
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"its a time for a little bit of talking before we really get to the important part."
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"Here we go, well its been another great year here at JAMS."
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"Who can forget Mr. Pinkus's haunted classroom."
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"Thank you Sandy, for that."
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"And I ain't afraid of no ghosts."
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"Or the wild success of"
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"the book drive for womens prison which Mrs. Pathacheks class sponsored."
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"Thank u Beth, but as summer droves upon us, its time not only to say goodbye to another school year"
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"but sadly also to say goodbye to one of our faculty members."
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"Yes, Elizabeth... is Elizabeth Halsey here? There she is..."
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"Elizabeth, even though you are only with us for one short year..."
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"Please know that we will always consider you part of the JAMS family."
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"And we got you a little something."
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"Oh!! Thank you."
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"Wow... almost $40, thank you."
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"You're very welcome, speech??"
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"Ok well, I'm really terrible at this types of thing so, I'll make it quick."
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"Ah, I know I've only been here a year, but there's so much I will miss."
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"My students, probably most."
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"And I wish that I had gotten to know all of you better."
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"But, between four classes and planning a wedding my plate was full"
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"still, I know that our students are in good hands."
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"And even though I'll never teach again professionally."
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"I've realised that I don't need a blackboard or a classroom to set an example."
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"Adios, bitches!!"
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"Baby doll... I'm home."
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"In here..."
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"Get yourself hot coz I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it."
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"Oh! Look, your moms here. Hi Mom, what a fun surprise."
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"Suitcases, honey are we going on a trip?"
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"Aah... Elizabeth, we need to talk. Sure."
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"I'm starting to think that maybe we need to take a break."
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"Forever..."
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"-Mom!! Tell her what the accountant said. -Mom!"
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"Steven said that you spend $16,000 last month."
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"He thinks you're bad news. I know women like you."
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"Damn it Mom! I told you I could handle this. I just want to ask her something."
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"You truly love my son? I love him so much it hurts."
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"Alright then, when is his birthday? Mom..."
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"I'm not... you know... that is just offensive that you would even ask me that."
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"It's today..."
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"honey, happy birthday"
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"Austin Market?"
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"Okay fine, I'll sign the prenup."
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"It's over, Elizabeth."
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"Mark, I'm pregnant."
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"- Bullshit. - No you're not."
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"Okay fine, I'm not actually pregnant."
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"You know what, I'm starting to wonder..."
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"whether this is always been about the money. You never loved me."
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"I don't love you?"
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"I have been listening to you whining about opera for the last year."
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"Okay, If the younger generation doesn't get into opera then guess what? No more opera!"
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"An art form just has died."
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"If opera goes away, we're fucked."
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"I want my ring back."
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"What am I supposed to do? Huh? Where am I supposed to go?"
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"3 MONTHS LATER"
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"There she is, Elizabeth Halsey. Wooooo..."
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"I am so excited we're gonna be across-the-hall mates."
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"But I'm so sad..it's because your relationship ended."
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"Who are you again? Amy Squirrel."
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"Squirrel? Yeah, you know."
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"Don't worry, you were... kind of a long bolf last year and so... busy planning the... wedding"
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"I found him in bed with somebody else. Oh my Gosh."
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"He was with another man. Shut the front door!"
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"Look..I know you kinda skated by last year doing the bare minimum thing"
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"but I just wanna say, now you're back, I just know you are gonna get your teaching on"
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"I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples"
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"well, I think the students teach me at least as much as I teach them."
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"That's just something I say sometimes. Stupid."
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"Uh sorry..I just wanted to know if you wanted to grab some lunch"
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"I'm kind of in the middle of something, Lynn. My treat."
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"You know, Lynn when I first started teaching"
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"I thought that I was doing it for all the right reasons."
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"Shorter hours, summers off, no account credibility..."
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"oh, I love my summers... fresh corn... mmmm"
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"from now on, my full time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me"
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"God I pray for that."
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"You know I spent my entire summer hanging out at bars near where the Bulls practice."
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"Had some fun, got some cool souvenirs But those guys are not looking to settle down"
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"like its so easy to get pregnant from some dude nutting into a condom"
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"yeaa...ugh!! you're gonna find someone great Right?"
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"I've been thinking about it a lot, I'm like an 8, 8 and a half..but if I got a new pair of tits.. right?"
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"You!!..don't wanna do that, you're already so pretty."
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"You have no idea how difficult it is to compete against these Barbie doll types"
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"yea..that's true, we're not getting any younger yea..we should finish up."
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"Wally's got that big orientation in the auditorium."
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"Yea, I'm not gonna hear that. Oh... it's mandatory."
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"I'll probably won't go either."
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"Huh... no I might, I probably going to sit in the back, maybe leave early"
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"maybe stay the end half... play by Yer or just stay the end."
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"Okay... oh!! this was fun, huh?"
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"Welcome to Air 7th Grade Social Studies I'll be your captain, Miss Squirrel."
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"Crews announce tour for the world geography through current events, we may have a way over in civics, so buckle up"
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"cause its gonna be a crazy ride."
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"The photographer who was like... so nice he made me feel like really really comfortable"
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"I might get flown to Kansas City for their Fashion Week"
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"Kansas City. Stalk much?"
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"Bhuhhrr!! Loser..."
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"Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy, My mother baked this cookies for you.."
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"Just leave them on the desk..."
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"You need something?"
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"Anyone seen Stand and Deliver? Show hands..."
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"...you kidding me? Edward James Olmos?"
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"Lew Diamond Phillips?"
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"Well, alright... you... and you grab the TV and roll it up front"
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"we're watching a movie on the first day? I think its awesome."
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"You rock!"
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"These cookies suck"
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"incoming..."
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"Elizabeth Hey, Russell"
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"Russell Gettis, gym teacher We did busted together last spring."
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"Yea. So, I heard about the whole engagement thing... that blows."
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