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Clips from Oddballs (2022) - Almost Home Alone (S01E01)

"Oh, Pancake House."
Oddballs (2022)
"[humming]"
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"Ah, brekkie anytime I want."
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"Time to fill my belly with disks of processed white flour,"
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"smothered in thick, delicious maple tree sweat."
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"-Ahhh. -[Sellers] Yum!"
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"[gasps and growls]"
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"Save some for me."
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"-You! -[grunts]"
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"Yes, sir. Me, sir."
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"I could never have penetrated your perimeter"
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"if you owned a Break-In Buster 3000."
Oddballs (2022)
"It not only keeps out unwanted pests,"
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"it also features built-in solar panels that will soon pay for themselves."
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"[chuckling]"
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"Actually, it would take 20 years for solar panels to pay for themselves."
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"And factoring in the decay of the ozone layer"
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"over the increase in population and the resources to feed them,"
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"times the methane produced by cow toots,"
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"and I'm pretty sure the planet and humanity will be toast by then."
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"Eh, can't argue with your math, sir."
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"No, you can't."
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"Wait. Did you just say math?"
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"You just made me do math on my day off."
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"Get out of here! Go! Shoo, shoo!"
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"[sighs and sniffs]"
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"[gasp] My pancakes! [yelps]"
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"Not sure these pancakes are structurally sound."
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"-[doorbell rings] -[yelps]"
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"[knocking]"
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"Stop ruining my day off!"
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"[humming]"
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"Good morning, sir."
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"Do you have unwanted visitors relentlessly showing up to your house?"
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"Yes! All the time! You!"
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"Well, how about that? Then I have a deal you can't pass up."
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"With a purchase of a Break-In Buster 3000,"
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"you'll not only get a safer home, you'll get the satisfaction of knowing"
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"you've greased the wheels of capitalism with a lubricant called gullibility."
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"I'm. Not. Buying. Anything."
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"I love a challenge. Bring it!"
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"Fine! We'll see who breaks first."
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"It's go time."
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"Go away time, that is."
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"-[humming] -[doorbell ringing]"
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"[James] Come in!"
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"Oh, sir. Are you there?"
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"It's Mr. Sellers."
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"[maniacal laughter]"
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"Yikes."
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"That's for making me do science on my day off!"
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"And now, the world's greatest indoor horseshoe thrower steps to the line."
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"[grunting]"
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"He sets, blinks."
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"Blinks again."
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"Blinks a third time, takes a deep breath..."
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"[inhales] steps, and..."
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"-[doorbell rings] -[yelps]"
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"[shouts] Making me work on my day off!"
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"[humming]"
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"[screaming]"
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"Uh-oh. [panting]"
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"You know that Break in Buster 3000 can also help disperse unwanted solicitors."
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"Not as good as pokey."
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"[panting]"
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"[gasps] Ah!"
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"Ha! [panting]"
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"[grunts]"
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"Oh. [chuckles]"
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"-[gasps] -I'll just let myself in."
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"[gasps and grunts]"
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"Oh, man."
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"Wow, quite an attempt."
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"I haven't seen a throw like that"
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"since Jan Zelezny set the record in 1997."
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"Actually, it was 1996, the hundred year anniversary."
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"Olympics are every four years."
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"So, if you calculate that from the first Olympics in 1896--"
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"No! You just made me do PE, math, and history."
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"-[cries] -Aww, bless his little heart."
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"All right, Sellers, you win."
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"You can set up the Break-In Buster 3000."
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"You're in luck, sir."
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"I took the liberty of installing it a few minutes after I first got here."
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"If you'll just sign on the dotted line,"
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"which isn't really dotted, but that's what people say,"
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"so I'm saying it too."
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"So, how's this thing work anyway?"
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"Oh, it's simple pimple."
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"The Break-In Buster is entirely voice-activated."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Break-In Buster, keep all visitors away from my house."
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"Nice, try sir, but I set the voice controls to French"
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"to prevent you from using it before payment."
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"French, huh?"
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"Very good Break-in-Buster!"
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"Keep all unwanted visitors away from my house!"
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"[beeping]"
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"You-- You speak French?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Break-in-Buster-- Intruder! Shoot to Kill!"
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"Turn it off! Please, sir, sir, please, please."
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"I have a family. A family of tiny salesmen."
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"[sighs] Enfin."
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"[groan] You made me use language lessons."
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"Well, at least I can finally get on with my day off."
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"-[computerized] Welcome home, sir. -[yelps]"
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"How are you enjoying your new Break-In Buster 3000?"
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"What are you doing in my house?"
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"-You mean my house? -What?!"
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"One subject you didn't do today was reading the fine print."
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"By signing the contract,"
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"you agree for me to take your house in lieu of payment."
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"-What? -When I said I was a Salesman,"
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"you should have known I was a parasite."
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"So, I'm gonna need you to leave my house now."
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"I'm not going anywhere."
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"Then I'm afraid that makes you a trespasser."
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"Intrusion. Shoot to kill! Intrusion. Shoot to kill!"
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"[laughing]"
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