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Clips from Oddballs (2022) - Almost Home Alone (S01E01)

"[munches, belches]"
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"[screams, grunts, wails]"
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"Go, go, go, go, go. [screams]"
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"See, everything worked out."
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"[laughs]"
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"Aw, I wanna be a letter."
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"[belches]"
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"[menacing music]"
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"How was tutoring, buddy-o?"
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"You think you can pass PE now-- [screams]"
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"[moaning]"
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"Oh, no! Another friend has become a hideous, pale-headed zombie!"
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"It never gets any easier taking out a friend."
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"Hey, Max."
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"I didn't hear you come in. [moaning]"
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"James, you okay, man?"
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"[groans] I must have been sleepwalking."
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"It's school, Max. It's literally killing me!"
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"Language arts, music, history, algebra,"
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"the history of algebra,"
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"term papers, homework, class projects, PE, tutoring."
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"All I hear is that school bell ringing, ringing, ringing"
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"in my perfectly-shaped head. [gasp]"
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"I see what's happening here."
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"You're having a kid-life crisis."
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"A kid-life crisis?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"What do you see here?"
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"Is that an elephant?"
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"You see an elephant?! That means you are stressed."
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"Or a homicidal maniac."
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"Either way, you need a "you day"."
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"Take some time off, get a pedicure."
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"I can't, Max. I don't have any toes."
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"Aww! So cute."
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"But I could use a "me" day."
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"[groans] But when is that ever going to happen?"
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"I'm a kid. I have no control over my existence."
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"Well, you better find the time before you lose it."
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"And if you don't, you just remember--"
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"old pokey's right there by the fireplace in case you turn into a zombie."
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"Where to put this?"
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"And... here."
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"[chuckling]"
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"[groans]"
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"[groaning and moaning]"
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"[yelps]"
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"Mom! Dad! I woke up late."
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"You gotta drive me, or I'll have to do the Late Kid Walk of Shame"
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"and everyone will stare at me like I'm some tardy monster."
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"[car alarm deactivated]"
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"[gasps] Wait, you can't leave me!"
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"Woah! [grunts]"
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"[panting]"
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"Oh, they forgot me. Now I'm gonna be late."
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"Unless, I don't go. Then, I'll just be absent. [sigh]"
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"But, no. I can't do that. Can I?"
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"I mean, they left me, so it's not my fault."
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"It's their fault."
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"Is this what free will feels like?"
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"Why am I talking to myself? Oh, right."
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"Because I'm home alone and no one can hear how weird I sound."
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"And no one can tell me what to do."
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"I'm taking the day off of school! [echoes]"
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"Whoo!"
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"[laughing]"
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"[grunts] Whoo!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Wee!"
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"First, I'm going to play video games in my dad's expensive suit."
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"Then, I'll ride a toboggan inside."
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"Then, I'm gonna build and eat a house"
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"made entirely out of skedaddle-laced pancakes"
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"Then, I'll throw horseshoes indoors."
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"Then, I'll go through that dresser drawer in my parents bedroom"
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"that I'm never allowed to look into."
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"Let the opposite of school begin!"
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"[smooth jazz playing]"
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"Ah, my first day off. Oh, I'm so nervous."
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"Okay, just got to make the first move..."
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"in this video game. [sniffs]"
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"This might be the first game I've ever played without any interruptions."
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"-[doorbell rings] -[gasps] Outside people!"
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"-[doorbell continues] -[knocking]"
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"Maybe if I just ignore them, they'll go away."
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"-[doorbell ringing] -[gasps] Outside people who won't go away!"
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"[gasp] Hmph!"
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"Good morning, sir. Beautiful day, is it not?"
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"I'm Byron Sellers, and I'm here to share the good news"
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"about the most amazing home security system money can buy."
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"So, you're a door-to-door sales dude, and your name is Sellers?"
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"Mm-hmm, you bet."
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"Isn't that a little on the nose?"
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"Well, my name used to be Robin Yew, but I changed it."
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"-Good move. -Do you own or rent, sir?"
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"I'm allowed to live here by the grace of the overlords who gave birth to me."
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"So, government housing. Okay, splendid."
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"Check out this brochure about the--"
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"Uh, unfortunately reading brochures is too much like reading,"
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"which is too much like school and it's my day off."
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"Also, I don't want you here."
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"Well, good because the Break-In Buster 3000"
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"is the best way to get rid of unwanted guests."
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"I prefer a more retro approach."
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"Well, well, well. That is one tough customer,"
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"but I'm a tough seller."
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"Time to put these stairs to their proper use."
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"Huh?"
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"Greetings again."
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"Please stop stopping my fun."
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"Wasn't me who stopped your sledding. It was friction."
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"You know what they say:"
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"an object in motion will stay in motion until an opposing force stops it."
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"Huh, I didn't know that, but now I do."
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"Well, you learn something new everyday."
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"Learning? Hey! No teaching me on my day off!"
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"[groans and exhales]"
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"[rumbling]"
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"Oh, hungy. But it's not lunchtime yet."
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"Wait a minute. I'm not at school. I can eat anytime I want."
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