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Clips from Veep - Mother (S05E05)

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"There is statistical evidence of missing ballots in Nevada."
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"- Where? - I do not know."
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"- How many? - I do not know."
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"- Are you sure? - Absolutely."
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"People are really loving you and Charlie Baird."
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"The President is tweeting."
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"I just direct messaged Charlie."
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"Can I really blame another country"
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"for something they didn't do?"
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"It's been the cornerstone of American foreign policy"
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"since the Spanish-American War."
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"We really ought to get someone in court"
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"who can stall 'til we find the ballots."
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"I've got it covered."
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"I have just been informed that uncounted ballots"
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"have been discovered."
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"The deadline will be extended."
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"The Chinese government announced a ban"
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"on all foreign adoptions by American citizens."
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"- Mike! Mike! - Call my wife."
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"And to the American people who supported me"
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"with a majority of the popular vote,"
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"I promise you, this amazing clean energy joint venture..."
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"You know, Wendy and I have been meeting with surrogates."
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"She is so excited about my sperm being in another woman. It's weird."
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"For the winds of economic change..."
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"they are a-blowing."
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"- Madam President. - Thank you very much."
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"Why is my hair all spinning around"
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"and these things, like you, are doing nothin'?"
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"Apparently they shut the turbines off if the wind speeds are too high."
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"Is it too late to turn them into oil derricks?"
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"Ma'am, I just got some really sad news."
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"- Your mother's in the hospital. - What?"
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"- It looks like a stroke. - Again?"
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"We can 86 the meet-and-greet with the engineers."
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"- That's no problem. - Why?"
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"Because you need to rush to your mother's bedside."
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"- Yeah. - All right. Okay. I'm..."
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"Mike: I hope Mee-Maw's okay."
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"She's been at death's door like five times,"
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"- but she always bounces back to life. - Gary: It's true."
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"She's like that guy... that guy..."
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"- Lazarus. - Rasputin."
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"She seemed sweet when she visited the White House."
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"Really? Let me tell you something."
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"After I lost my first election for state senate,"
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"Mother says to me, Well, it's not your fault."
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"It's just your toothy smile."
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"Oh, my God. I love your smile."
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"That's not the point."
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"Looks weirder if you don't show your teeth."
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"I just cannot believe that has is happened"
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"in the middle of all of this."
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"I know. I know. I'll tell you, when my mom got ovarian cancer..."
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"Oh, call Kent."
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"And that is why we have to stop"
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"this reckless meddling in the electoral process."
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"Stick to the legal deadline"
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"and certify the count as it stands."
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"Thank you, Your Honors."
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"May it please the court,"
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"there are many things that we could all stand here"
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"and debate for hours on end."
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"Is the sky blue? Is water wet?"
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"But isn't it far worse to adhere to an arbitrary deadline"
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"rather than counting every valid vote?"
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"Dan: Jesus, an electoral protest?"
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"Wait a second, that's the O'Brien nimrod from the recount table."
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"A fake protest. That is classic O'Brien."
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"It's such a scumbag move."
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"...ho, ho, this endless recount's got to go."
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"Hey, hey, ho, ho..."
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"Yep, I'll raid petty cash."
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"Mike: Ma'am, you have to see this dumb O'Brien tweet."
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"Another day wasting taxpayer dollars."
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"Meyer plus windmills cost money, do nothing."
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"Well, that's on you, isn't it?"
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"See if you can spin something right today, okay?"
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"- God. - Ma'am, Amy's calling."
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"Ame, hi. What's going on?"
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"Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry."
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"- What? What happened? - What?"
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"Your mother. I read on HuffPo that she was in the hospital."
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"Amy, I thought you were talking about the recount."
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"Don't ever, ever scare me like that again."
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"- I'm sorry. - Just do whatever it takes"
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"to get these ballots counted, okay?"
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"My mother's gonna be fine. I gotta go."
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"- God, we just... - Okay."
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"Oh, wow. Everyone's here."
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"This is your temporary mobile oval."
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"I'm sorry, is there a kettle or clothing steamer in here?"
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"- No. - Okay, this is gonna be quite the day."
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"So where's my mother?"
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"- She's down the hall to the right. - Okay."
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"- And Andrew's here. - What?"
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"- What? - At Catherine's request."
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"But I made sure he had nowhere to sit."
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"You are good people, Sue."
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"Andrew."
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"Wow, hi. You got here quick."
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"Catherine called me. You were away."
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"Yeah, serving the country."
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"- I'm sorry about your mother. - Thank you."
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"Oh, this is Monica."
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"A pleasure to meet you, Madam President."
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"My thoughts are so with you right now."
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"Thank you so much."
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"- You brought a date. - I don't know her."
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"Monica and I are seeing one another. She's part of my life."
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"- Oh. - She writes books on homemaking."
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"- Blogs about entertaining. - I do know her."
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"She does some of the local morning shows."
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"- WBAL has her on during the holidays. - Oh, my God."
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"Okay, sweetie, the president does not want to hear my resume right now."
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"She's a smart one. You can maybe pick up something from her."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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