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Clips from Veep - Fishing (S03E03)

"I do. They have life experience."
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"- They do. - Not just the sexy stuff."
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"Mm."
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"Well, they've got that too, I can tell you that."
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"Actually, it's been a while"
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"since I've been with an older woman."
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"Oh..."
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"Ahem."
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"- Oh, here, I gotcha. - Thank you very much."
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"Sure."
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"Look. This is gonna be"
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"a very intimate relationship."
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"- And I really... I've gotta get in there. - Yeah?"
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"You have to tell me stuff that even Gary doesn't know."
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"- Oh, wow. - Yeah."
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"I can't even think, seriously. What about you?"
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"Do you have any skeletons?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh-kay. Here we go."
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"Yeah, I've got one. When I was a kid..."
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"- Yeah? - A bunch of older kids..."
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"dared me..."
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"to kill this stray dog. And I did."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- You killed a dog? - Yeah."
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"Shit."
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"Okay, now, your turn. You go."
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"Uh..."
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"- Just let fly. - Okay. Well..."
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"- right before Andrew and I split up... - Mm-hmm."
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"I don't know if you remember, but his car caught fire."
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"Yeah."
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"- You...? - I did it. Yeah, I did it."
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"I torch cars, you know..."
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"give me the nuclear codes."
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"Wow."
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"I guess I can sit on that for eight years."
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"There's probably going to be some shake-ups..."
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"Oh, sorry, Amy."
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"- What the...? - Fuck, Dan?"
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"- She was talking to Ericsson. - I invited you guys to dinner."
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"Yeah, then you kicked us out."
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"Sir, I would like one of these,"
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"and after that, I want one of these."
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"And then after that, I would like one of these."
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"Why would she go with Dan"
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"when he couldn't even poach Jonah from Maddox?"
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"One thing that will push me over the edge right now"
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"is if you mention Jonah's name."
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"He could actually stumble in here. He lives around the corner."
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"- He won't come in here. - Mike, I got an idea."
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"We should throw your expired cum at Jonah's door."
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"You're kidding."
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"I'm not kidding. Let's throw his cum at Jonah's door."
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"Yeah!"
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"Let's throw cum! Let's throw cum!"
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"Let's throw cum! Let's throw cum!"
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"Amy, no, no... that's my DNA!"
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"- I would like to see that, but we'll stay. - Yeah."
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"All right, I'm out of here."
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"How did you kill it?"
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"- Sorry, what? - Nothing. It's fine."
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"- We're good? - Yeah."
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"All right."
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"Had a romantic dinner... champagne, oysters,"
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"then Wendy finished me off in a cup. It was beautiful."
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"Gross!"
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"Sounds pretty good, except for the oysters."
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"Yeah, well, I like them."
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"Shh, shh. We do this..."
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"- Where is it? - ...like a contract killing, all right?"
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"Hurry up. Just get it out."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Trump"
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