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Clips from Veep - Fishing (S03E03)

"We are in the ass of the hurricane, now."
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"You may never meet her personally."
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"She may never catch your eye or ever thank you,"
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"but Selina Meyer will never forget you."
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"You are going to change America"
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"in a way that usually only war and fluoride can."
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"She's gonna ask you for a chamomile."
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"She doesn't want chamomile. She wants peppermint."
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"Okay? She gets a little confused, but do not point it out."
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"You guys are the chosen ones, all right?"
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"Not in a Jewish way, either."
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"In a, like, selected from a very short list of 10 way."
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"Some people say three microwaves is overkill."
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"My response is always, Tapas."
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"And never, ever, ever fuck up."
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"End of induction. Clear?"
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"Well, the old politics just is not working."
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"I'm an American, and I aim to be a team player."
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"Now, running the country isn't a whole heck"
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"of a lot different than running a team."
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"It's just a few more people involved."
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"What is our take on this one-dick pony?"
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"He's an ex-baseball manager."
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"You know that saying, Anyone can run for president?"
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"Joe Thornhill is the only reason"
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"that that's utter bullshit."
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"The United States is a team,"
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"and I wanna be your designated hitter."
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"You know what? I've got to say something to these folks."
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"Okay?"
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"What is that smell?"
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"What is that smell?"
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"Oh, I just put Icy Hot on my shoulder."
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"- Oh, my God, it's so bad. - I'm so sorry."
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"My nostrils feel like Vietnam. Okay."
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"- You're still speaking? Yeah, ma'am? - Yes, I am."
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"What a journey we are about to begin."
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"And how does a journey begin?"
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"With a first step."
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"So, watch my foot."
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"Boom!"
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"Genius!"
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"How about that? That's Mike McClintock."
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"He's our head of comm..."
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"Whoop. I don't know where he went, but..."
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"Let's do it, then. Yes!"
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"Where is Gary? Where's everyone running off to?"
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"Is this the beginning of the Rapture or what?"
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"- I wouldn't give it a second thought. - I'm not, I was just asking."
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"Okay, here we are, ladies and gentlemen. We have liftoff."
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"The rockets are lit. Let's get this baby in the air."
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"- Show me something. - Show us the... the... what you got."
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"I'm just an honest Joe, and I like to speak my mind."
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"- Ugh. - Yeah, boy."
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"How much would I love to speak my mind on this campaign?"
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"Can you imagine if I did that?"
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"Mississippi is chock-full of assholes."
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"I don't trust the Chinese."
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"I gotta tell you something..."
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"I'm not gonna be able to pass a single piece of legislation"
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"that's really gonna make any fuck of a difference in your life."
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"- So how's that for my platform? - Got my vote."
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"- Yeah, I got your vote. - Forget about him, all right?"
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"No, no, no. Concentrate on Maddox, not Thornhill."
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"Maddox can walk without looking at his feet."
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"Can we... thanks, Ame. What about this luncheon with Ericsson?"
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"Shh!"
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"I don't want Dan and Amy to know I'm three-timing them."
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"Come on."
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"Ericsson is the perfect campaign manager, okay?"
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"He's Amy without a conscience and he's Dan without the..."
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"the five percent that needs to be loved."
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"- Okay? Come on. - I know."
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"- Ma'am? - Yep, it's me."
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"No, no... don't look at me, please. Thank you."
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"What time is the unofficial lunch that I am not having today?"
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"Yeah, it is not officially at 12:45."
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"Thank you for not letting me know about anything at all."
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"- Thank you. - Yeah."
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"What are you doing, Gary?"
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"What's in the bag, Mike?"
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"You go first."
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"I'm washing Icy Hot out of my shirt."
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"- Of course. - Now it's your turn."
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"I can't say. I gotta wash my hands."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Is that bag full of your fluids?"
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"Not the whole bag. A specimen cup full of little Mikes."
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"Look, Wendy and I are trying IVF."
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"We're on a very strict schedule."
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"Please don't say anything."
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"You're telling me the whole time I was washing the shoulder of my shirt,"
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"you were in there doing that?"
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"Jesus, Gary, grow up."
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"All my troops are in a cold bag now, okay?"
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"I just gotta get them to the doctor"
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"so he can begin the assault on Egg Mountain."
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"Okay, that's a strong opening, but I think you're gonna want"
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"a more active verb there."
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"- Why is Dan being so nice? - You guys remind me of me when I was you."
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"Look at me now."
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"Nobody says shit like that voluntarily."
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"Dan is campaigning for campaign manager, okay?"
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"- You're not pushing for him, are you? - Christ, no."
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"I'd rather cede control of the CIA to Pakistan"
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"than see Dan lead a campaign."
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"Should I be campaigning?"
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"Do you really have to ask me that?"
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"I can't do the be nice to people because that's what Dan's doing."
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"Also, 'cause I can't do it."
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"Why don't you just invite us over for dinner?"
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"- Did you get my text? - I got your text."
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"- You didn't answer. - Oh, there is no answering that."
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"Crystal, come here."
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"I need you to take this to this address."
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"Just leave it with the nurse."
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"Fast as you can, but don't crash."
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"There he is, Mr. Media Master Mike."
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"- Mike, where have you been? - The bathroom."
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