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Clips from Veep - Fishing (S03E03)

"- I have a load of... - Laundry to do?"
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"- ...strategy docs to work on. - Good."
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"- Falling behind there, Ames? - No, I'm keeping ahead."
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"Really? 'Cause, you know, I can do that on the run, so..."
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"People like Maddox always have guns on the walls"
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"next to the animal heads."
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"It's like a flowchart for people who don't know what firearms do."
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"- Madam Vice President. - Oh, George."
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"- Come on in. - Thank you."
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"It's so good to see you. Is Eleanor here?"
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"No she's not, thankfully. She's not a fan."
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"Of political talk, I mean."
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"Oh, I see. Right."
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"These are just... in your face."
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"In a kind of fantastic way."
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"Yeah. Did you kill these?"
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"No, they were pre-killed."
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"Oh, right."
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"Jake, could you get their bags?"
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"- Yes, sir. - Oh, hi, Jake."
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"You're Maddox's bagman?"
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"- That's quite a demotion. - I'm sorry?"
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"I have several responsibilities for Secretary Maddox."
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"And I think you'll find I'm quite the Renaissance man."
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"Oh, well... please, by all means, Leonardo."
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"Yes. Chop-chop."
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"I want to thank you for agreeing to come and go fishing with me."
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"I can't wait to get out on the water. What kind of boat do you have?"
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"I don't have a boat."
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"This is the most lovely setting, isn't it?"
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"It's a beautiful day."
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"- Okay, here, come on. - I got it. There."
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"Wait."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, George. Pardon me."
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"Okay, that's fine. Get away from..."
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"- Gary, come on. - My God."
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"Have you fished before?"
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"Um, uh, yeah."
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"Yeah?"
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"Oh. Ahem..."
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"That's a nice cast... right out into the center of the water."
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"Well, that's where I like to be..."
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"right in the center of the action."
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"You and me both."
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"What about Chung? You think he's gonna run, George?"
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"- I hope not. - Yeah."
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"We can't have a war tourist in the White House."
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"He talks the talk, but all he did in Iraq"
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"was wait for the bombing to stop,"
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"then post Facebook photos of himself"
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"sitting on a gold-plated bidet."
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"That's a good stance, sir. Good solid base."
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"I'd hate to be a fish in your river."
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"- Shut up. - George..."
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"if I were in the Oval Office,"
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"you know, I could really use somebody like you in State."
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"If I was State, hypothetically..."
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"Ooh! Oh, look at that!"
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"- Wow, that is heavy! - Reel him in."
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"Look at that!"
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"Look how big that thing is!"
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"- Whoa! Oh, no! Where'd he go? - How exciting."
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"- Did you lose him? - He got away."
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"You fucking idiot."
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"This is so nice of you, Amy."
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"Oh, there was a seating plan."
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"But it is absolutely fine."
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"I'm going to top up some wine."
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"- You have... you need some... - Actually, I don't... no, no."
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"It's okay."
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"- No. - Don't rub it, Mike."
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"I'm making it worse."
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"I was gonna get a new rug, so..."
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"I could take a dump on it, if you need a clincher."
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"Ooh, thank you, Ben."
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"This is great wine, Amy."
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"A lot better than I had anticipated."
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"And she has got a real nose for wine."
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"You remember that soiree at the French embassy,"
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"where you were identifying the year by the smell?"
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"I also do that with my men."
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"The only thing about you that doesn't surprise me"
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"is your capacity to surprise me."
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"So good to see everybody. I'm gonna check on the food."
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"What's the delay? I have mammals in there who need to eat food."
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"Is this ready? What is it?"
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"- Potatoes. - I can see that."
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"- Potatoes a la what? - Just potatoes."
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"You can't really eat them by themselves."
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"I've eaten hummus with a pen cap. Don't tell me how I can eat."
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"So we can make a start with this."
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"- That is an ark of potato. - S.S. Starch."
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"So, Amy, when are you going to ask us"
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"to support you as campaign manager?"
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"I guess I don't have to now."
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"But anyone who talks about work tonight has to take a drink."
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"- Work. - Ben jumped on that."
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"We're off."
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"- Where's your bathroom? - It's second on the left."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"Whew."
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"- You look gorgeous! - Do you think that I'm ruthless..."
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"- No. - ...enough?"
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"- Oh, enough? - Yeah."
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"I think you have just the right amount of..."
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"- grit in your oyster. - Huh?"
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"- Hmm? - No, I mean,"
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"can I be a complete fucking bitch?"
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"Please don't talk about yourself that way."
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"You know how sometimes you have a friend,"
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"but they weren't up to their job?"
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"My shoulder is fine, ma'am."
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"Oh, no, no. I'm not talking about you."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Though it doesn't look like your shoulder's fine."
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"It's almost perfect..."
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"If that became some sort of permanent disability..."
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"Mike's masturbating at work."
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"- What? - I caught him doing it."
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"- No. - Him and Wendy are doing IVF,"
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